*tItlE NeEds To hAvE 80 cHaRaCteRs Or LeSs. Sorry, I had to compromise.*
(hacking noises): Hey, what happened in English the other day?
(hacking noises): Mr. Stark called you in the middle of class yesterday, and then you went to the bathroom and pterodactyl screeched.
(hacking noises): We could hear you from in the classroom.
Our Overlord: Did you not get his messages after school or was I the only one
Our Overlord: Congrats, by the way
Nyoom: On what
Nyoom: Peter, congrats on what
Thwip-Thwip: Ok sorry it took me so long to respond but I had to ask if it was ok to tell you guys because you're my friends and they said as long as you don't tell the media so quickly promise that this stays in the chat
Our Overlord: Uh, promise
Nyoom: In the name of the great Daveed Diggs 'What'd I miss?'
Nyoom: promise
(hacking noises): I hereby solemnly swear under the Great Lord and Saviour Shaggy that what happens in the group chat stays in the group chat
Thwip-Thwip: Alright, Dad said I could say it now
Thwip-Thwip: (clears throat) I'M A BIG BROTHER!!
Nyoom: What?!
(hacking noises): Was that the 'special guest'? Dude!
Thwip-Thwip: Her name is Morgan
(hacking noises): I D E M A N D P I C T U R E S!
Thwip-Thwip: Ok, ok.
Thwip-Thwip:
Thwip-Thwip: Dad took that last one. I had just gotten off patrol and they were still checked in.
Nyoom: I have sworn my life to see her grow strong and happy.
Nyoom: What's her name again?
Our Overlord: Morgan, moron.
Our Overlord: Did you tune out to the fifty text messages he sent about her?
Thwip-Thwip: Oh yeah, MJ? Is it alright if I skip out decathlon for the rest of the week? Mom and Dad are really busy and she obviously needs someone to watch her and
Our Overlord: Yeah, sure.
Our Overlord: At a price though.
Thwip-Thwip: Of course, anything.
Our Overlord: More pictures.
(hacking noises): ^
Nyoom: ^^
(hacking noises): Our overlord is a woman of the people
Nyoom: And that is why we lowly mortals stan
Thwip-Thwip: Yes ma'am!
Thwip-Thwip has left the chat
(hacking noises): You know he was going to send more either way, right?
Our Overlord: Yes. But if you give him a reason, he'll send more.
Nyoom has left the chat
(hacking noises): Flash, back at it again with the nosebleed.
(hacking noises): Truest interpretation of an anime character I've ever seen
Our Overlord: Off the chat or off the team, Leeds.
Our Overlord has left the chat
(hacking noises) has left the chat
Nyoom has entered the chat
(hacking noises) has entered the chat
(hacking noises): Dude, I said I was sorry. I didn't know.
Nyoom: Doesn't matter. You shouldn't have said it.
(hacking noises): What do you expect me to do? Shout it to the high heavens?
(hacking noises): Be like, "HEY! I'M SORRY I PISSED YOU OFF! I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR CRUSH TURNED YOU DOWN!" so everyone can see?
(hacking noises): Look, I'm sorry, K? How many times do I have to say it?
Nyoom: Can we just forget it. It's not like any number of apologies would help us get together.
(hacking noises): Don't take this the wrong way, but I hope not. Don't tell him, but I'd kinda want a chance too.
Nyoom: Wait, is this the group chat?
(hacking noises): Sh*t
Thwip-Thwip has joined the chat
Thwip-Thwip: