[Texting at 4:30 in the morning]
Dani: Hey, Laur, could you unlock the front door?
Lauren: Where have you been?
Dani: Playing Pokemon Go. Gotta catch em all!
Lauren: I really shouldn't be surprised
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Lisa: What are you listening to?
Christina: A relaxation tape. The rain is supposed to relax me.
Lisa: Is it working?
Christina: Not really. I keep worrying that I left my car windows down.
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Katherine: PLOT TWIST: You are your crush's crush.
Amy: Unrealistic. Blocked.
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Christina: Good job, Dani! I never doubted you for a second!
Dani: Thanks, Chris. You're lying though, right?
Christina: Oh, yes. I doubted you very strongly.
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Lisa: We have fun here, don't we?
Lauren: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.