True Jamaican

By neiliabrainz

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Dis fulla tingz weh Jamaican do, seh and just how we stay. Full a one bag a joke too. Yuh affi be a true Jama... More

Are you?
Jamaican feeling
Clothes
Yah go skool
Hard times
Usher him out
Neva see them
Badnizz
Dolly House
clothes pon e line
fell out
Oven mittens???
so we call it
Who memba?
Other people vs Jamaicans
Sinkle bible
When u go shop
Conductors be like
it cheaper
Serve!!!!!
Cah hungry and late
Light gone
Green bush
weh dem ask?
When u drop
Dash u wud
Ansa dis
Yuh a bawl
Unique words
wash wi fi wash d plate?
orange cutting
Oil done
Patty
how them ask fi numba
Pop 'tory
Smell the draws
Nails
KFC & Pizza
Me lost me money!!!! 😭😭😭😭
Be honest
keep smiling
How will you pay??
Finish dis
AN
Be careful
Tell me wah Puss do
American vs Jamaican Relationships
Jamaican Vendors
Shout Out A/N
people who owe money
Jehovah Witness
Horny Christians
Sell Cals a dance
Fight
Dove
Pour out lotion too
Them favorite line
food deh home
dem deh ina KPH
Land fighters
Normal people vs Jamaicans
American vs Jamaican Man
Slavery
Pain
Front room
Best Sex
Offering time
Witchcraft
Hey stranger
Newspaper
Big up
Hurricane name
Tek it back
starting over
one a unuh a....
so much a unuh
The Jamaican on a Ship
Rasta's bird
Potentially/ Reality
Contribution/ Commitment
The beggar's money???
Tell me
Memba seh...
Surviving in Jamaica
A/N
Expressing undying love
Mobile data
miss those days
Car man u want?
Obeah
Growing up Jamaican
Big up!
fights
Fat phone thief
AN
Made it
Story Time!
Dangerous people
Selectors be like
How u know dem
Valentine's day
Jealousy
creating problems
Grew up
Sugar Daddy application
Happy birthday song
Confusing the haters
First thing dem seh
Wuk hard
My love for you...
Alarm setting
Scamming
Big up
Pull out
American man vs Jamaican man 2
good underwear
Rastaman
The gizzadas
Mi still love yuh
Rasta going to heaven
Poetry Contest
Jamaica had gone wireless
Breed har again
De Crotchless Panties
A/N- shout out
Break up
They be like...
High School Days
Her peace
No...
finish dis
badmind spanish
New Visa Requirements
Relationship documents
childhood
Update
Shout out

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