Ok, I'm screwed so basically when I was little I dressed up a milk maid for halloween because I like milk. And now Oikawa is blackmailing me. I don't want people especially Tsukishima to think I want to do it with the milk or something. Crap now I can not get that image out of my head.
So now I'm going to bribe Oikawa with gucci. Ok let go on amazon, wow gucci is really expensive. I'll just buy him mcdonals. I walk over to mcdonals to get that white boi a happy meal. "Hi, how can I help you," said the lady. "Can I get a happy meal." "Sure HONEY," said the lady. What made it worse was that the Boku No Pico opening was playing in the background. I get the happy meal and leave.
"Hey, Oikawa I got you mcdonals so please don't post the picture of me." "Be grateful that your senpei so forgiving and I don't want your poor food honey," said Oikawa throwing the happy meal at me. "Leave the poor kid alone Oikawa" said Iwaizumi.