(Y/N): Phew...we've been training for an hour...can we take a break, meggy?
Meggy: Sure! I'm hungry anyways.
(Y/N): Where could we eat, though?
Mario: Mario knows a place!
Mario picked you and meggy up, then jumped into a pipe, after a few seconds you arrived at where the pipe led you.
Mario: How about here?
Meggy: 'Gaben's steamy diner...2?'
(Y/N): What happened to the original?
Mario: Ohhh...ummm...i kinda burned it down by accident. (Actually that was gaben's fault)
Meggy: Ah well, let's go in!
You went in, it was really fancy inside.
Mario: Hopefully the owner doesn't kill me for what i did last time.
Gaben came around the corner, and smiled.
Gaben: Hello, how may i serve you today?
(Y/N): Ladies first.
Meggy: Aw, thanks (Y/N). I'll have spaghetti.
(Y/N): Same here.
Gaben: What about the fat plumber? -Ah great, it's this guy...-
Mario: REFER TO ME AS MARIO, BIOTCH!
Gaben: Yeah, whatever...
Mario: I'll have spaghetti as well.
Gaben: Alright, three piles of pasta coming up! Hey, chef! Get on it!
???: Yes!
Mario: Wait, that chef looks familiar.
Meggy: Huh?
Mario: Hey! That's the guy who had a fight with egghead a couple years ago!
(Y/N): He looks...strange.
Dr.Pootis: And the spaghetti is done! (Well that was quick)
Dr.pootis threw the spaghetti onto the table.
Mario: Thanks, fam!
You took a bite of the spaghetti, but immediately spat it out, meggy did the same.
(Y/N): Ugh! That tastes disgusting!
Meggy: Did they not cook this properly?!
Gaben: I told the chef to put poison on the pasta, so i can have some revenge on that fatso! But it seems like the poison hasn't worked on the dumbass.
You turned around and looked at mario, who had already finished eating.
Meggy: You tired to poison us!?
(Y/N): You sicko!
You jumped at gaben and kicked him, sending him flying into the roof.
Dr.Pootis: Ah! They hurt the boss! Now i will bring them pain.
Meggy: You deserve that!
Mario: Ummm...guys?
Meggy: What is it, mario-
Dr.pootis was behind you, giving a death stare.
Dr.Pootis: Who dares interfere with our business?
Meggy: Your boss tried to poison us!
Dr.pootis then pulled out a gun, meggy screamed.
(Y/N): Don't even think of shooting her!
Dr.Pootis: Hit me. I dare you.
You charged at Dr.pootis and hit his face, only causing a small bruise.
Dr.Pootis: Weak!
Dr.pootis punched you, which sent you flying into the kitchen.
Meggy: (Y/N)!
Meggy punched Dr.pootis a few times, then tripped him up.
Dr.Pootis: Who sent all these babies to fight?
Dr.pootis kicked meggy, then threw a table at her.
Meggy: Ow...
(Y/N): Aw, hell no!
Dr.Pootis: Wat?
You grabbed a pan and hit Dr.pootis on the head, making him collapse to the floor.
(Y/N): You ok, meggy?
Meggy: Yeah, thanks for that.
Mario: Well, let's get out of here before he wakes up!
You ran outside, Dr.pootis started to get up, he was angry.
Gaben: Get them, you idiot!
Dr.Pootis: POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS!
Dr.pootis began to fly, then chased after you.
Meggy: He's behind us!
(Y/N): RUN!
Dr.Pootis: I'm going to bring pain.
Mario: I'll fend him off! You guys go!
Dr.pootis flew towards mario.
Mario: You ain't gonna do...shiiiiiiii-
Dr.pootis charged through mario, sending him flying into the sky.
(Y/N): Dang it!
Meggy: Enough running! Let's fight this guy!
(Y/N): Yeah, let's show this freak what we're made of!
The magnus von grapple fell behind Dr.pootis, he got in and began laughing.
(Y/N): Uh oh.
Dr.Pootis: I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
Meggy got her splattershot out and fired at Dr.pootis, the ink had no effect on the magnus von grapple, Dr.pootis laughed at this.
Meggy: That ain't working!
(Y/N): I got this!
You jumped at Dr.pootis and punched his machine, no effect at all.
Dr.Pootis: What did i say? Weak!
???: HEY!
(Y/N): Wait...that voice...
Meggy: Look! In the clouds!
You looked up, and saw eggman with wings and a halo.
Dr.Pootis: Wat de fuk?
Eggman: Payback time, biotch!
The death egg robot fell from the sky, eggman jumped into it.
Eggman: BUTT ATTACK!
The death egg robot turned around, a bomb went flying out of it's butt and hit the magnus von grapple, making it fall backwards.
Dr.Pootis: You are not so good as you think!
Dr.Pootis jumped at the death egg robot, and began hitting it.
Meggy: This is our chance!
(Y/N): What are you gonna do?
Meggy: -Giggle- You'll see.
Meggy ran over to the two giant mechs, and secretly planted ink bombs beneath them, she whistled to catch the doctor's attention.
Eggman & Dr.Pootis: What?
Meggy: Hey, docs! Look down!
The two mechs looked down, their eyes widened.
Eggman & Dr.Pootis: OH SH-
The ink bombs exploded, sending both mechs into space.
(Y/N): Well, that's the end of that.
Meggy: How about we go home and eat some instant noodles? I'm still hungry.
(Y/N): Alright then!
Mario fell from the sky and hit the ground behind meggy.
Mario: Ouch! What did i miss?
Meggy: An intense robot fight.
(Y/N): Let's head back to the castle, then.
You carried meggy, then began running back to the castle, mario followed.
(Shame Dr.pootis doesn't appear as much as he used to, he was quite a funny character!)
Anyways, lata!
(Gaben: HL3 will come out in the year 8291048749284950483.)