The chatroom strikes back {BN...

By TaurusDoodles

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A sequel to "Teacher chatroom"! I HIGHLY suggest reading that and "Student chatroom" before reading this one... More

A sequel worth fighting for
Krusty the Jocose Wisecracker
The algorithm
It's time to spring clean your act up, bitch
Easter Bunny of lies
I have a YT playlist full of wierd and funny vids
Birb person
Fite me m8
They idolize me??
Oh, hello crippling anxiety. Nice to see you again.
A meme a day keeps the depression at bay
Spiderman is god confirmed
Deepest fears and cracker squares
Sprinkles is just dull glitter
Make me a princess
Endeavor for anger management 2k19
Dab
Dab.5
The misadventures of Jack and Present Mic
Down with Elsa
The incenerator scene from Toy Story 3
Humpy Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty was told to get the fuck off because thats dangerous y'all
Bring in Jerry Springer

Drunk elephant

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Aizawa- Iamfine
Present Mic- Ormysoneveragain
Hitoshi- Tolerable
Monoma- Gay&blond
Nezu- Skinner
All Might- Muri's bich
Ms. Joke- Funni
Midnight- BDSMmmm pls girl
13- Im only 13
Snipe- BANG BANG
Recovery Girl- Granny
Power Loader- Backhoe
Vlad King- Bloody Mary
Tensei Iida- Zoom zoom nyoom
Grand Torino- Grandpa
Naomasa- Nancy Drew
Mt. Lady- Antman
Kamui Woods-Woody
Cementoss- Rocky Hulk
Ectoplasm- Lied2
Endeavor- Big tit
Hawks- Hawkeye
Best Jeanist- Pants dance
Fatgum- EatMe

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EatMe: Have you guys ever tried peanut butter with ketchup? Asking for a friend.

Backhoe: For the 100th time Toyomitsu DO NOT DO THAT

EatMe: BUT IT SOUNDS KINDA GOOD IN A WEIRD WAY

Backhoe: TOYOMITSU

EatMe: MAIJIMA

Woody: Im so glad I didn't sleep in omg

Woody: This is great

EatMe: IM GONNA EAT IT

Backhoe: NO

EatMe: YES

Backhoe: YOUR LIKE A TODDLER WTF

EatMe: IM GONNA EAT IT YOU CANT STOP ME

Antman: Shinji told me to come to the chat and I do not feel disappointed

Woody: Ikr?

EatMe: OMG THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME WANNA PUKE WTF

Backhoe: TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT IT

EatMe: .....I'm gonna eat it again

Backhoe: NO

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Funni: I am big tired

Zoom Zoom Nyoom: Same tho

Funni: My neighbor came over to ask for sugar for some tea but then I accidentally made the mistake of asking her how her day was going and then she slowly started telling me a long story from when she was a hero

Funni: Like she's awesome and all but omg that was this morning at 9 and now its 11 in the afternoons

Zoom Zoom Nyoom: Wait who's your neighbor again?

Funni: The explosion hero Bombshell I cried when I met her

Zoom Zoom Nyoom: NO WAY!!!

Zoom Zoom Nyoom: WHAT ABOUT THE SPEED HERO FASTFORWARD!?!? HER HUSBAND!!!

Funni: Oh no he passed way like 4 years ago already....

Zoom Zoom Nyoom: Oh shit.. Fastfoward was my idol growing up... Now I'm kinda sad... :(

Funni: Sorry I know :((

BANG BANG: Y'all making me sad while I give out pop quizzes

BANG BANG: Sent 1 image(s)

Zoom Zoom Nyoom: Omg snipe

BANG BANG: POP QUIZES FUEL ME, THE KIDS' PITIFUL LOOKS WATER MY CROPS

Iamfine: I mean

Iamfine: Same

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BDSMmmm pls girl: Sent 1 video

DJ: WHY ARE YOU EXPOSING US LIKE THIS!?

BDSMmmm pls girl: Because I'm going through all my old flash drives and I found the one filled with our 3rd yr videos

BDSMmmm pls girl: Just to let you know this was my fav so much shit when down at the aquarium

Zoom Zoom Nyoom: Remember how because Toshi was like 6 ft at the time and he was prohibited from like 25% of the entire building so he just sat with Torino and waited until we moved onto the next section

Muri's bich: I couldnt fucking see the penguins up close because I was over the height limit >:(

Muri's bith: I wanted to see the penguins up close

Big tit: "I wanna be under a penguin's ass too!" - Yagi Toshinori, former number one hero

Lied2: Yeah I'd like some context please--

Rocky Hulk: What

I'm only 13: Elaborate--

DJ: Okay so me and Muri went into the viewing tube to see the penguins up closer and one was sitting right on top and we saw its butthole

DJ: We announced it to the rest of the class and Toshi started whining that he also wanted to see the penguin's ass

BDSMmmm pls girl: I had the camera on and caught that on video

BDSMmmm pls girl: And Todoroki was in the background on his phone and and after Toshi said that he just had a look of utter horror and confusion

Big tit: And disgust

BDSMmmm pls girl: And disgust

Iamfine: I feel very attacked right now wow

Iamfine: I just want to get ready for my small date night with the nuisance of my life and I'm getting both exposed AND bothered by a blowing up phone

Iamfine: *love of my life

DJ: Well I feel loved

Lied2: Why were you wearing Mic's glasses? And how long have you had those glasses Mic????

Iamfine: Oh I just wanted to wear them

Iamfine: He never let me wear his hoodies because my old cat would always throw up on them if I left them laying on my desk

DJ: Uuuuuh I THINK I've had them siiiiiincee I was maybe 12????

DJ: Muri Tenfuck help a bitch out here

Zoom Zoom Nyoom: When we met in middle school you had those regular looking colorblind glasses and then in our last year your mom caved in and got you the ones you have today

BDSMmmm pls girl: Yeah and you said its because you were only just diagnosed with colorblindness when you moved here

DJ: Oh yeah yeah! I was diagnosed with it so late because my dad is a piece of shit and I hate him :)

Iamfine: Ew gross stop talking about that crustacean

BDSMmmm pls girl: Omfg crustacean

Muri's bich: Okay I know anything involving your dad, especially involving 3rd year, is a sensitive subject but remember how he was the second escort for the field trip?

DJ: Okay I WILL admit he was a decent human being during that time, but then when we got home he immediately got high and bitched at me and mom

Big tit: Wait wait wait that shit was true!?

Big tit: Mr. Yamada, our old fucking biology teacher, really did do drugs and shit?? I thought that was just a rumor since the media was wiped clean of all news about Vibrate and even the accident about Hummingbird.

DJ: Yeah but let's change the subject now this is bringing up some unwanted memories

Big tit: I maybe an asshole but I know when to stop asking sensitive questions

Big tit: My own neglectful father did drugs and I ended up getting a restraining order the minute I turned 20

Iamfine: Zashi you ready? We gotta get there before our favorite table is taken

DJ: Coming I was just about to face time mom but I'll do it in the car

Iamfine: Okay and Nemuri

BDSMmmm pls girl: Sup bitch

Iamfine: When Hawks gets there don't let him into my fucking fruit snack stache again

Iamfine: The Scooby doo fruit snacks are mine

BDSMmmm pls girl: Oh my then it would be a shame if I--

BDSMmmm pls girl: Sent 1 image(s)

Iamfine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PUT THEM BACK YOU HOE

Zoom Zoom Nyoom: I'm still amazed you order Scooby doo fruit snacks all the way from America dude

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Did I make that done gif just for the purpose of this story? Yes. Yes I did.

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