-12:01am-
Todoroki: Guys come into the living room
Midoriya: N o
Midoriya: I n e e d t o f i n i s h t h i s h e r o d o c u m e n t a r y
Todoroki: Is a hero documentary more important than me though?
Midoriya: How about we not ask that question
Shinso: Honestly thought he was just gonna say the hero docs
Shinso: Your relationship has improved I see
Sero: Todoroki w h y
Todoroki: Hehe
Midoriya: I'm scared Todoroki never goes hehe unless he did some stupid ass shit
Sero: He made a fireplace in the middle of the room but the wood is replaced with pictures Mineta took of the girls
Sero: Tbh I'm proud yet concerned that somethings gonna catch on fire
Midoriya: What kind of pictures are in there?
Todoroki: I found pictures of the girls in showers and sleeping so I decided that their bodies should remain secrets from Mineta
Midoriya: Guys Mineta will burn longer than the pictures let's get him
Shinso: We should probably get parental supervision from someone
Todoroki: We don't need anyone looking over us
Sero: Says the one that nearly fell from 50ft trying to get to Midoriya
Shinso: Hey don't steal my art of roasting
Shinso: Without it I am meaningless to this chat
Midoriya: Guys let's wake up the girls so that way we all can watch the fire
Todoroki: I'll wake up Mina and Hagakure
Midoriya: I'll wake up Tsu
Shinso: Guess I'll wake up Momo and Uraraka
Sero: I'll be making sure the fire doesn't go out or spread
Todoroki: Midoriya why'd you use a loud vine to wake someone up you just scared the shit out of me
Midoriya: It's what I'm meant to do plus I don't think Tsu will mind
Shinso: Top ten last words spoken before disaster
Tsu: Midoriya why
Shinso: Tsu why are you on your phone already
Tsu: Cause Midoriya woke me up and I knew someone in here probably planned it
Midoriya: And it twas I who planned the master plan
Sero: Not really a master plan tbh
Tsu: Why did you wake me up anyways?
Todoroki: We made a campfire in the living room filled with pictures Mineta took of all the girls here
Shinso: We thought you'd like to see it since you're one of the main ones
Tsu: You should've said that beforehand I'm coming now
Kaminari: That's what she said
Sero: And he sNAPS THE FUCK AWAKE WHEN AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A DIRTY JOKE APPEARS
Shinso: He's got the sixth sense unlocked
Todoroki: Someone help
Tsu: Who's screaming?
Shinso: Probs Momo
Shinso: For all I know her beds so big he had to reach across to wake her up in the dark
Shinso: That never ends well
Kaminari: oH
Kirishima: I've tried ignoring you guys for a few days and now I see it won't work anymore
Midoriya: Trust me it will never work
Kirishima: Anyways any reason why my phone is having a stroke?
Sero: Todoroki had a brilliant idea of burning pictures that Mineta took of the girls
Tsu: I hope we get to burn him next
Shinso: We'll take a vote on it when the fire starts to die down
Midoriya: So a tribal council
Todoroki: *Survivors intensifies*
Kaminari: tHERES THE ASTERISKS AGAIN
Kirishima: This entire chat is a mistake just like Mineta
Shinso: sotp
Sero: Kirishima you're gonna make him feel unspecial if you keep roasting like that
Kirishima: Why?
Sero: That's his t h i n g
Midoriya: Ok everybody get tf up
Uraraka: Deku-kun tried to wake me up but he forgot I'm a chat lurker so I woke him up instead
Momo: Todoroki I am extremely unsatisfied with your actions
Todoroki: Listen I didn't try to slap you in the face
Sero: oH THANK GOD IT'S THAT
Todoroki: What did you all think I did???
Shinso: In the words of Midoriya from like two minutes ago how about we not ask that question
Kirishima: Would say but I'm pretty sure he'd get pissed off at our dirty minds
Sero: Hey you've been banned from cursing
Uraraka: Anyways yall woke me up for a reason what is it?
Midoriya: The loving room will explain everything
Midoriya: LIVING***
Kaminari: fUCKING LOVING ROOM
Momo: This chat is very...immature but I'm intrigued
Shinso: Hey yall it isn't Iida 2.0
Sero: Thank Kaminari
Tsu: Why is everyone so awake??
Tsu: I mean I get that you've done this multiple times but how??
Shinso: We have a coffee maker is how
MidoriyasDad: Hey guys :3
Uraraka: OMG HI MR.MIDORIYA EVEN THOUGH I DON'T THINK WE ADDED YOU!!!
Midoriya: Ok that's just a really fucked up joke Hagakure change your name the fuck back now
Todoroki: I get the joke and just...wow
MidoriyasDad: Do I have to ;-;?
Sero: jfc dude of course you have to
Momo: Hagakure! Joking about other classmates family issues is inappropriate!
MidoriyasDad: Yall are no fun
Shinso: Normally I would laugh but that was just flat out m e a n
Kaminari: Don't you roast people meanly?
Midoriya: I s m e a n l y e v e n a w o r d ?
Shinso: At least when I do it its actually funny
Kaminari: tru dat tru dat
-MidoriyasDad changed their name to Claus-
Midoriya: You fucking monster
Kaminari: I don't get it???
Sero: Me neither tbh
Shinso: Hagakure you are #1 on my shitlist now
Todoroki: I'm confused who is Claus??
Midoriya: You have five seconds to run Hagakure
Shinso: I'm with Midoriya
Mina: Ok so I was woken up by Todoroki snorting at something on his phone and when I turn mine on I get blasted to America with notifications
Momo: I am confusion?
Kaminari: So Hagakure is getting chased around the entire dorm building by Midoriya and Shinso
Kirishima: I fell asleep for like five minutes and this is happening
Sero: Thats why you don't fall asleep
Kirishima: I see that now thanks
Uraraka: Shit
Sero: OH bOI WE'RE SO FUCKED NOW
Kirishima: what happened?
Sero: I KNEW WE NEEDED ADULT SUPERVISION
Midoriya: QUICK THROW WATER BOTTLES AT IT
Todoroki: HOW IS MY ICE CATCHING ON FIRE
Midoriya: WATER TODOROKI, NOT FUCKING I C E
Kirishima: oH NO
Momo: SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
Mina: ARE U STUPID AIZAWA WILL K I L L US
Shinso: Not really a problem for my but aAAA
Midoriya: ^ haha mE
-Claus has changed their name to Hagakure-
Hagakure: Ok so I'm not gonna risk death with that name
Shinso: Still on my shit list
Hagakure: I know
Tsu: Guy I put the fire out
Todoroki: HOw?
Tsu: I used the fire extinguisher
Midoriya: o h
Kirishima: Did- Did yall forget there was a fire extinguisher
Sero: Let's not answer that
Kaminari: We were panicking ok?
Sero: I just said not to say shit luv
Kaminari: Well I didn't say shit now did I?
Sero: I'm breaking up with you
Kaminari: Wait no I was k i d d i n g plz stay I luv u
Sero: ok
Hagakure: Seems like a fire almost tore apart another family eh?
Kirishima: Why did I just see Midoriya fucking yeet Hagakure out of the window
Shinso: It was necessary