Facebook! (A Percy Jackson Fa...

By KandyRush5

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I see a lot of people doing this so I decided to make my own. This is just a story filled with silliness and... More

Chapter 1
Chapter 2: Nico's a stalker
Chapter 3: Nico's Crush
Chapter 4: Thalico is Born
Chapter 5: Drunk In Love!!!
Chapter 6: Weird Pairings
Chapter 7: So Many Dumb Ways to Die!
Chapter 8: R.I.P. Percabeth :(
Chapter 9: Operation Save Percabeth!
Chapter 10: Percabeth Forever!!!
Chapter 11: Would You Rather...
Chapter 12: Percy the Jackass
Chapter 13: The Hacker Strikes Again
Chapter 14: Damn You Auto Correct!!!
Chapter 15: Leo the Chef
Chapter 16: Leo's Stew
Chapter 17: Leo's Lasagna
Chapter 18: Leo's Plan
Chapter 19: Leo's Cake
Chapter 20: EMOTICONS!!! (ノ^_^)ノ
Chapter 21: I'm So Fancy!
Chapter 22: Percy's Angry (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Chapter 23: Love Quotes ♥
Chapter 24: More Emoticons! (=^ェ^=)
Chapter 25: Kindergarten Sucked
Chapter 26: Frozen is old.
Chapter 27: I Declare A Prank War!
Chapter 28: Awkward Moments
Chapter 29: Nico in a Dress
Chapter 30: Disney Movies
Chapter 31: More Pranks
Chapter 32: Silent Nico
Chapter 33: What We Think of Percy
Chapter 34: The Name Game
Chapter 35: I'm Bored
Chapter 36: Bieber Fever
Chapter 37: Love Songs (For Her) ♥ ♥ ♥
Chapter 38: Love Songs (For Him) ♥ ♥ ♥
Chapter 39: The Ultimate Prank
Chapter 40: Awkward Dates
Chapter 41: Pills N Potions
Chapter 42: Happy Birthday Percy!!!/ Happy Percabeth Anniversary!!!
Chapter 43: The Hacker Is Revealed
Chapter 44: Prank Calls
Chapter 45: One Less One Less Problem
Chapter 46: Kissing Annabeth
Chapter 47: Fun Things To Do At School
Chapter 48: Teenage Posts
Chapter 49: More Awkward Moments...
Chapter 50: Poseidon and Percy
Chapter 51: Poseidon and Percy (Part Two)
Chapter 52: Anonymous
Chapter 53: The Missing
Chapter 54: Anonymous is Revealed
Chapter 55: Mythomagic
Chapter 56: Jason's Diary
Chapter 57: Jasper! ♥
Chapter 58: So You Wanna Play With Magic
Chapter 60: Young Nico
Chapter 61: Persassy!!!
Chapter 62: Persassy Jackson
Chapter 63: New Names
Chapter 64: Annabeth's Birthday
Chapter 65: Killing Octavian
Chapter 66: The Return of Luke
Chapter 67: YOU JINXED IT!!!!
Chapter 68: The Monster
Chapter 69: Don't Call Me Annie
Chapter 70: Little Siblings
Chapter 71: *Twitch Twitch*
Chapter 72: Apollo's Poem
Chapter 73: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Chapter 74: Bang Bang
Chapter 75: Creepy Clowns
Chapter 76: Damn Right, It's Better Than Yours
Chapter 77: Hypocrite
Chapter 78: ... I Can Explain.
Chapter 79: HELP ME DADDY!!!
Chapter 80: My Worst Nightmare
Chapter 81: Remember?
Chapter 82: Come Join the Candy Kingdom!!!
Chapter 83: I Shake It Off, I Shake It Off
Chapter 84: I'm A Black Widow Baby
Chapter 85: ABORT! ABORT!
Chapter 86: I. Hate. All. Of. You.
Chapter 87: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!
Chapter 88: The Return of Bianca
Chapter 89: No! Go Away!
Chapter 90: Please Don't Leave Me
Chapter 91: Igpay Atinlay (Pig Latin)
Chapter 92: I Am So Hot
Chapter 93: What's 9 + 10?
Chapter 94: Is That Me?
Chapter 95: Are You Sure?
Chapter 96: Let It Snow!
Message From Me
I'm Done...
Chapter 97: Graduation Day!!! :D :D :D
Chapter 98: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Chapter 99: At The Campfire
Chapter 100: THIS IS NOT OKAY!!!
Chapter 101: Come Here And Give Me A Kiss (ɔ˘з˘)ɔ
Chapter 102: Happy Halloween!!!
Chapter 103: We're Just Friends!
Chapter 104: This Boy Is On FIRE!!!
Chapter 105: Love Songs (Part Three)
Chapter 106: Love Songs (Part Four)
Chapter 107: It'll Suck More
Chapter 108: The Half-Blood Games!!!
Chapter 109: The Love Games
Chapter 110: The Poem Games
Chapter 111: The War Games
Chapter 112: The Clever Games
Author's Note
Chapter 113: Facebook Shut Down

Chapter 59: KOOL AID!!!

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By KandyRush5

Leo Valdez has updated his status: 

OH MY GODS HAVE YOU ALL TRIED THIS COOL THING CALLED KOOL AID!!! AT FIRST I THOUGHT KOOL AID WASN'T GOOD AND THEN I TRIED IT AND NOW KOOL AID IS VERY GOOD!!! EVER SINCE I DRANK IT I'VE BEEN FEELING SO HAPPY!!! AND HYPER!!! WHY AM I SO HAPPY?!?! AND HYPER?!?!?!

Comments: 

Annabeth Chase: Uh oh.

Piper McLean: You bet uh oh.

Dakota: My kool aid!

Leo Valdez: COME ON GUYS YOU SHOULD REALLY REALLLY REAALLLY TRY KOOL AID IT'S REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD!!! 

Piper McLean: Who gave Leo Kool Aid?

Percy Jackson: IT WAS ME LEO SERIOUSLY HAD TO TRY KOOL AID CAN YOU BELIEVE HE THOUGHT KOOL AID WASN'T GOOD I MEAN COME ONE!!! WHO DOESN'T LIKE KOOL AID OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T FUN!!!!

Annabeth Chase: I don't like kool aid.

Percy Jackson: THEN YOU AREN'T FUN!!! WHY AM I EVEN DATING YOU YOU DON'T LIKE KOOL AID AND SINCE YOU DON'T LIKE KOOL AID YOU AREN'T FUN I SHOULD BE DATING A FUN PERSON NOT YOU ANNABETH!!!

Annabeth Chase: Really Percy.

Percy Jackson: YES REALLY ANNABETH YOU SHOULD BE FUN LIKE NICO!!!! I GAVE NICO SO MUCH KOOL AID AND NOW HE IS FUN!!!!

Thalia Grace: You gave Nico Kool Aid?!

Nico di Angelo: YES HE DID!!!!! WASSUP THALIA WASSUP ANNABETH WASSUP LEO WASSUP PERCY!!!!!!!

Leo Valdez: WASSUP!!!!

Percy Jackson: WASSUP!!!!

Percy Jackson: I ALSO GAVE SOME KOOL AID TO JASON DO YOU KNOW HOW BORING AND SERIOUS HE WAS BEFORE I GAVE HIM KOOL AID HE IS NOW SOOOOOO MUCH BETTER NOW THAT HE DRANK KOOL AID!!!

Piper McLean: What?!

Jason Grace: HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA!!! WHY AM I SO HAPPY?! HAHAHA HA HAHAHA HAHA!!!!! WHY DO I FEEL SO BOUNCY?! HA HA?!!! WHY AM I SO HYPER?!?! HA HA HAHAAAAAAA!!!! HA HA HA !!! HELP ME PLEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Percy Jackson: SEE?! MORE FUN!!!!

Annabeth Chase: Percy, what have you done?!?!?!

Percy Jackson: I REGRET NOTHING!!!! OUR LIVES ARE SO MUCH BETTER NOW THAT WE HAVE KOOL AID!!!

Leo Valdez: YEAH!!!

Nico di Angelo: YEAH!!!

Jason Grace: YEAH!!! HAHAHA!!!!

Nico di Angelo: YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY SOME IT'S REALLY REALLY GOOD!!!

Annabeth Chase: No.

Piper McLean: No

Thalia Grace: No.

Jason Grace: PLEASE PIPER?!

Piper McLean: No.

Jason Grace: PLEASE?!

Piper McLean: No.

Jason Grace: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSE?!

Piper McLean: I can't take this anymore!

Annabeth Chase: Just wait until they crash.

Nico di Angelo has updated his status: 

Ugh. Why does my head hurt so much?

Comments: 

Thalia Grace: You were high on Kool Aid until you crashed like everyone else.

Leo Valdez: I am never drinking Kool Aid again.

Jason Grace: Me neither.

Percy Jackson: WIMPS!!! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA DRINK KOOL AID ALL BECAUSE YOU CRASHED?! WELL I DIDN'T CRASH BECAUSE I AM NOT A WIMP!!! I WILL NEVER EVER STOP DRINKING KOOL AID!!!!

Annabeth Chase: You will crash sooner or later Percy.

Percy Jackson: NO I WON- ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOPDFGHJKXCVBNMXCVBNSDFGHJ

Annabeth Chase: He crashed.

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