Francis: Hey, guys!
Meggy: What is it, francis?
Francis: I've made a few modifications to the universe travelling machine, now it can also travel through time!
(Y/N): Cool! What time are you setting it to?
Francis: To where it all began...
SMG4: Wait...
SMG4 suddenly got flashbacks of his very first video.
SMG4: AW HELL NO! FUCK THAT SHIT!
SMG4 jumped out the window, everyone was confused.
(Y/N): Ok then...?
Francis: So...who wants to use it?
(Y/N): I think it would be pretty cool to see how all this started! I'm in!
Meggy: Same here!
Tari: Can i come al-
SMG4: NO! Your precious, innocent eyes cannot see the past!
Tari blushed a little at that.
Mario: I think i'd like to come along as well! It'll bring back some good memories!
Francis: Can i trust you two with mario?
Meggy: -Giggle- Don't worry, we can handle mario.
(Y/N): We'll keep an eye on him.
Francis: Alright then...i'm setting the time zone to...May 7th, 2011.
Mario: Let's do it!
The time machine began to shake, and everything went white.
-Travelling back to the events of SM64 blooper short: The cake is a lie!- (Holy shit, here we go with nostalgia)
You opened your eyes, you were in front of the castle, everything looked the same.
Meggy: After all these years, the castle hasn't changed one bit.
Mario: I see lakitu flying up there!
Lakitu was in his cloud, flying across the castle, then he flew to a nearby pipe, which mario of the past jumped out of.
(Y/N): Wow, so that's classic mario, huh?
Classic Mario: CAKE! Yahoo, ha ha!
Mario: Can i go meet him?!
(Y/N): I think you two would make great friends, but i don't want some sort of time paradox.
Mario: Awww.
Classic mario began running and jumping towards the castle.
Classic Mario: Wahoo! Free cake for nothing!
Suddenly lakitu appeared in front of mario.
Lakitu: Hey mario, don't you think your fat enough?
Classic Mario: That's what your mum said! Lol! (Damn classic mario, your a savage)
Classic mario ran into the castle, you, meggy and mario went over to the window and watched.
Meggy: This is so cool...
Classic Mario: Hey toad, have you seen peach?
Classic Toad: No, why?
Classic Mario: Her letter said she had cake!
Classic Toad: Oh...about that...she lied.
Mario: -That bitch!-
(Y/N): Well, that's cruel.
Classic Mario: WHAT!
Classic Toad: She thought you were getting too fat for the pipe to her castle, so she used the letter to test if you could fit.
Meggy: That was quite mean of peach to be honest...
Classic Mario: But...the letter...
Classic Toad: The cake was a lie! (DUN DUN DUN!)
(Y/N) & Mario: -Sr pelo gasp-
Classic Mario: Your lying!
Classic Toad: THE CAKE WAS A LIE! (DUN DUN DUN...AGAIN) TEH. CAKE. WAS. A-
Classic Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Classic Mario ran out of the castle screaming.
Classic Toad: Hehe...sucker...
Meggy: What's classic mario doing now?
(Y/N): He's punching the wall...
Classic Mario: DAMMIT! DAMMIT! IF I EVER SEE PEACH AGAIN...I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING!
Lakitu: Is that the best you can say?
Classic Mario: SHUT UP!!!! Hey...who's that over there?
Meggy: Uh oh! Has he spotted us?
Classic mario ran past you, and stared at classic peach.
Classic Mario: YOU!!!!!!!!
Classic Peach: Hi mar-
Classic mario threw classic peach and screamed.
(Y/N): Okay then...
Meggy: So...this is how it all started...
Mario: Yup! And i believe he will-
Classic Mario: I THINK I'M GONNA-
Suddenly, classic mario exploded, and there was only a coin left.
(Meanwhile...)
Classic Toad: WOW! I just had a feeling that mario died...WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Wow toad u jerk)
Lakitu: That was good footage.
Mario: -Explode.
Meggy: It was cool to visit the past!
(Y/N): Indeed! I think i want to use that time machine again!
Your phone began ringing, you picked it up and answered.
(Y/N): Hello?
Francis: Heya! So, what do you see-
Meggy: Ok, hang on...HOW ARE YOU CALLING US THROUGH TIME AND SPACE?!
Francis: ...Lol blame SMG4 logic. (Holy shit we got another fourth wall breaker)
(Y/N), Meggy and mario: Oh, i guess that makes sense...
Francis: Anyways, i'm sending you back to our time. You gotta tell me what you saw!
Everything went white again, you opened your eyes and francis was right in front of you.
Francis: How'd it go?
Meggy: It was awesome! I've always wondered how it started, and now i know!
(Y/N): That's not actually what i was expecting in the past...but it was still cool.
Mario: Shame i couldn't meet my classic self! We would of been great friends!
You looked over at tari, SMG4 was in her arms shaking.
Meggy: Tari, what's up with SMG4?
Tari: He's...going through some flashbacks.
SMG4: -War...war never changes...- (Insert more old SMG4 videos here)
(Y/N): Well, hopefully he recovers.
Mario: I'm gonna eat some spaghetti. Thanks for taking me to the past!
(Y/N) & Meggy: No problem!
Francis: I gotta keep this thing safe, for all we know, some douche could try and use it to change the past!
Meggy: True. Keep that thing well protected.
Francis: I will.
(Y/N): Should i heat up some instant noodles?
Meggy: Yup.
(Holy shit...while i was writing this chapter i was going through so MUCH nostalgia...)
Lata-
-Static-
???: Hey guys, i've got some good news.
Xeggy: What is it, master?
??? held up a glowing, cyan colored orb.
Wario-man: The hell is that?
???: This, right here, is enzo's soul.
Xeggy: But enzo isn't dead.
???: I mean SB123's enzo. SMG4 killed him, and i've managed to do this as well.
??? clicked his fingers, behind him appeared a lot of souls, which used to belong to those who worked with dark squid.
Wario-man: THAT'S A LOTTA SOULS!
???: These souls will make us way stronger. WAY stronger.
Xeggy: I like this plan, master! When we strike, we'll be invincible!
???: Don't get cocky. These make you stronger, but don't make you invincible.
Xeggy: I see.
???: I've been to SB123's universe again, only five villains remain.
Wario-man: Wait, only five? Pfft, dark squid is so weak!
???: Dark squid should of hired way more villains, her army was nothing compared to meggy's army at the beginning of the war.
Xeggy: Well, we're no dark squid, master. Her end approaches soon.
??? Indeed it does.
(This is the last trailer i'm giving off for the new arc that's coming up. And you read that correctly, the villains are now harvesting the souls of those who have died in the war so far. #Thehypeisreal)
Anyways, lata!