in celebration of me not knowing how to have a relationship
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{KAKAOTALK}
gunhuang
baemin
4:02am
gunhuang
hi jaemin
baemin
hyung why are u awake so early sjcj
gunhuang
i haven't gone to sleep yet
baemin
big same
baemin
is something troubling you?
gunhuang
yeah, actually
baemin
what happened?
gunhuang
i'm just having boy problems haha
baemin
ohhhh
baemin
so what happened? tell me all the juicy details
gunhuang
there are no juicy details
gunhuang
my crush is in love with an idiot who hurt him more than he should have but he keeps crawling back to the guy because they were bestfriends or something
gunhuang
it makes me mad because my crush deserves so much better
baemin
and do you think you can be the better person your crush deserves?
gunhuang
YEAH???
gunhuang
i mean i smoke and i drink and sometimes i'm high as a kite, but i love him with all my heart and it's breaking me to know that he's crying himself to sleep every night because of that bastard and i just want to tell him how much i actually love him
gunhuang
but i'm kind of in the friendzone and that hurts too and i just
gunhuang
jesus
gunhuang
i've never felt like this before, towards anyone
baemin
wow hyung
baemin
well if you think you can treat him better than the douchebag who hurt him, go off sis
baemin
ask him out on a date and give him your hoodie and be sober for once when you are round him
baemin
hug him lots of times and tell him he's very precious to you
baemin
but like don't be too pushy, like when y'all walk, don't hold his hand or anything like that
baemin
and never ever touch his thighs cuz that's too sexual
baemin
good luck hyung!!
gunhuang
jaemin
gunhuang
you are very precious to me
gunhuang
would you like to go on a date?
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