(A/N: I have no idea what title I should put, but hey you have the chapter you wanted!)
[Sonic POV]
Shadow is flirting me, YES YOU HEARD IT. HE, IS, FLIRTING, ME.
"Cmon Sonic, don't hide that beautiful emerald eyes~" Shadow winked at me then i blushed madly, you are lucky I'm a uke... retarded hedgehog...
"Noo.." I whined then looked away.
Then out of nowhere Shadow was IN FRONT OF ME, and our faces were only inches away. I blushed harder than a tomato.
"Off my face..." I mumbled.
"There's that beautiful eyes." He said, Off my face you retarded hedgehog... we aren't doing this and I'm not ready to get pregnant dammit!!
Then out of nowhere Shadow kissed me and this time, I let him. Because he is stubborn, why? HE IS A RETARDED HEDGEHOG. Obviously! Can't you see he's trying to make me 'his' uke!? GOD HELL NO! NO NO! I AM NOT GETTING THAT PIECE OF SEEDS IN ME, And i know you are fangirling! Quit it!!
I'm dealing with this retarded hedgehog.. dammit.
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(Swear warning)
Me: Sorry if its that short! I just had no idea WHAT. OK? Anyway enjoy this... this short masterpiece... later~♪ *Chases Shadow* YOU RUINED MY LINE! DAMMIT YOU— GET BACK HERE YOU HEDGEHOG!!!!
(Bonus: Behind the scene)
Shadow: Nooo! I JUST WANTED TO REMOVE THAT... THAT "MS" THINGY!!!
Me: YOU MEAN THE LEMON?! GOD I HAVENT MADE ONE, NOW GET YOUR SHITTY BUTT HERE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!!!! YOU MOTHERF**KER!!!!!
Alex: Ohhh boy, Shes in beast mode. Good luck Shadow!
Sh: No! HAVE MERCY ALEXA! DAMMIT!!!!! *Run away*
Sonic: *Eating popcorn* I love this action movie!
Tails: *Eating popcorn with Sonic* TRUEEEE!!!! THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME!!! YAS!!!
Me: *Chaos Spears Shadow* TASTE MY RAGE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU ARE DEAD!!!
Shadow: *Girly scream and skating away* GUYS HELP ME!!
Knuckles: Alexa, BURN SHADOW!
Me: What the fuck do you think I am? IM NOT A MACHINE AND YES IM BURNING HIM. *Drag Flamethrower and aims it at shadow*
Sh: *In fire and running around like a idiot in circle* AAAHHHHHH!!!!!
So & Ta: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! *Laughing like a maniac*
Knuckles: *Snickers*
Me: *Rolls eyes and put on black shades* That's how you take care of Shadow. *Dab* 😎
So, Ta, Kn & Sh: *Shocked* .... 😶
(Scene: What is Despacito's title? {MEME})
Sonic: Tails, what song is Despacito?
Tails: *Gives Sonic a 'are-you-fucking-serious?' look* Despacito.
Sonic: No, the title!
Tails: Despacito.
Sonic: THE TITLE DAMMIT.
Tails: I hate you.
Sonic: *Faces Alexa* Alexa, Play 'I hate you'.
Me (Alexa): *Plays I hate you (Despacito)*
Tails: 😶 WHAT!??! 😲 HOW!?!?
Sonic: *Dances like a idiot*
(Scene: When Sonic and Shadow dances Caramelldansen...)
Me: Guys! You have you dance the song dammit!!
Sonic: I'm in, I guess.
Shadow: No I'm not dancing.
Me: Do you want me to kill you?
Sh: OKAY FINE! SHEESH!
Me: *Turn on the song*
Sonic: *Dances like a idiot* 🙌
Shadow: *Dances like I don't care* 😑
Me: *Laughing like a idiot* I got this in a picture~! *Starts recording* 😉😆
(Scene: S-E-N-P-A-I {By Kutz Scouts} dunno if that was correct.)
Me: Gimme a S! 😉
Sonic: *Jump while holding S letter* 😃
Me: Gimme a E! 😆
Tails: *Jump while holding E letter* 😡
Me: Gimme a N! 😄
Knuckles: *Jump while holding N letter* 😒
Me: Gimme a P! 😋
Silver: *Jump while holding P letter* 😓
Me: Gimme a A! 😘
Mephiles: *Jump while holding A letter* 🙍
Me: Gimme a I! 🙆
Shadow: *Trips and jumps while holding I letter* 🙎
Me: *Pointing to S to I* S-E-N-P-A-I is Senpai! *Does Victory pose 2* 😆😝😋😘
(Those were the scenes are just for fun, I didn't want to steal and this is only for entertainment.)