Froy Gutierrez AS Altair Clearwater
"The Bloodsucker"
"Is it a bad thing if I sometimes don't know the difference between right and wrong? Like is it totally wrong to eat the Oreo cookie before the cream but feel like a bad-ass while doing it?"
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Noah Centineo AS Chrysaor Russo
"The Sexually Deprived"
"Why is having sex with a quidditch player the same as that last match? Because they're on top for 90 minutes and still come second."
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Tyler Poesy AS Rosario Bianchi
"The Funny One"
"Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot."
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Sabrina Carpenter AS Lyra Malfoy
"The Gambler"
"Why is it that all the attractive people in this school are gay, taken, or someone I surely would get disowned for even looking at them?"
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Harry Potter Cast AS Themselves