Cubs sits at one of the tables in the cafeteria, peeling his banana. He opened his mouth and bites into it but feels that someone's watching him and shivers.
He looked from side to side and locked eyes with a handsome stranger who was sitting at the across from him.
Cubs narrows his eyes as he watches the handsome stranger walk towards him, pulling out the seat and sitting down.
Cubs: Do I know you?
Handsome stranger: You don't remember me?
Cubs squints his eyes but then gasps, pointing at the handsome stranger: You're that guy at KFC who always yells at me for mixing different flavored sodas in one cup!
Handsome stranger draws his eyesbrows together.
Cubs: Oh wait, or are you that guy that I farted next to in the bus this morning? 'Cause if you are, boy, I have to apologise. I ate one too many eggs and gosh, did-
Handsome stranger stands up and starts to leave.
Cubs: Hey, where are you going?!
Handsome stranger mumbles to himself: I think the author made a mistake. There is no way that you're my potential love interest.
Cubs, who didn't hear anything just shrugged, finishing his banana.
Cubs: What a strange boy.