@justinseagull
Hey baby
@caffeinated
Hi
How was citifield?
@justinseagull
Mind-blowing
I can't even talk about it without choking up
@caffeinated
Lol let's change the topic then
What are you doing?
@justinseagull
You know, the usual
Lying on my bed
Missing you
@caffeinated
Oh so nothing new?
How boring.
@justinseagull
Girl I'm trying to woo you here
@caffeinated
No you're being extra dorky
@justinseagull
Same thing
@caffeinated
Uh not at all
@justinseagull
Whatever
What are you up to?
@caffeinated
I was going over some dance videos online, trying to pick out a routine to learn
I've way too much free time right now
@justinseagull
College isn't intense?
It's been what.. 2 weeks since you started?
@caffeinated
Yep
It's not too bad rn
@justinseagull
Yeah but it might get worse
I hope it doesn't because then it would be even more difficult to match up our times to chat
*5 minutes later*
@justinseagull
hey reply..
Did you just leave me on read for 10 minutes?
Where did you go?
You're seeing the messages but you aren't replying
*15 minutes later*
@justinseagull
HEY you're ignoring me and it's not funny
Ignoring a person is a punishable offence under article 6 statement 45
@caffeinated
There aren't statements in articles, you moron
@justinseagull
So you just assumed I was talking about a Constitution?
See this is exactly who you are
Always assuming things
@caffeinated
I ignored you by accident
@justinseagull
AND YOU EXPECT ME TO FORGIVE YOU?
@caffeinated
Uh no
I didn't even ask for forgiveness
@justinseagull
It's okay I'll forgive you ofc
I'm a great human being
You can say thank you
But I also receive cash as a thanks
@caffeinated
Yeah NO
What crawled up your ass
@justinseagull
What
@caffeinated
Lol it's a phrase
@justinseagull
Ugh Naver here I come
HEY
NOTHING CRAWLED UP MY ASS
@caffeinated
Idk about that
Usually you're less annoying
@justinseagull
I was trying to be like Jin hyung
@caffeinated
Oh please he is NOT annoying
@justinseagull
You wouldn't know
I miss my bed
@caffeinated
So random lol
@justinseagull
You know that feeling when you just miss the feel of your bed?
My bed is not the softest or anything, but there's just something about it
I want to sleep on my bed
Man I miss it
@caffeinated
Great now you've made me miss my bed
And also appreciate it more
@justinseagull
You should fucking worship it everyday
@caffeinated
That's extreme
@justinseagull
You know I had to leave behind my speakers
They were too heavy and my luggage went over the weight limit
But right now I really really need them
Fucking stupid airports with tiny baggage limits
@caffeinated
Ugh tell me about it
When I went to France for a month, I had to pack up my life in 22 kgs
It was horrendous
@justinseagull
Oh yeah
Did you have to leave stuff home when you came to Korea?
@caffeinated
Not exactly
I paid for extra baggage
Mom stuffed my bags with so many unnecessary things
@justinseagull
Yeah this weight thing is a struggle Everytime
@caffeinated
Yeah weight is a struggle for you
@justinseagull
HEY
@caffeinated
Or lack there of, shall I say
@justinseagull
SEE I KNEW YOU WERE GOING THERE
I'm not that thin
@caffeinated
Lol boy you're malnutritioned
@justinseagull
I guess I need to show you my strength next time
@caffeinated
Babe, lifting a 2kg dumble isn't strength
@justinseagull
THATS NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO
Must I show you my muscles?
@caffeinated
A chance to see you in a tank top? You know I'm not going to refuse that
@justinseagull
Or I could just take off my shirt
@caffeinated
This conversation is entering dangerous territory
@justinseagull
Why, are you intimidated?
@caffeinated
Ofc not
I don't get intimidated easily
@justinseagull
Oh yeah?
Challenge accepted
@caffeinated
...
It wasn't a challenge tho
@justinseagull
Too late
@caffeinated
Why so competitive 🤦
@justinseagull
Coz I'm the golden maknae
When do you go to sleep?
@caffeinated
Uh
Now actually
@justinseagull
Why so early?
@caffeinated
I've got an early class tomorrow
@justinseagull
You had one today too
But you stayed up last night for me anyway
@caffeinated
EXACTLY
I need my beauty sleep now
It's day time there so it's not a big deal for you 🙄
@justinseagull
No you don't need beauty sleep
You're already pretty enough
@caffeinated
Aww ❤️❤️
But it's not gonna work, bye
@justinseagull
Whyyyy
@caffeinated
I want to pay attention in class
@justinseagull
Or you know, don't pay attention
@caffeinated
I want to get good grades so I gotta focus
@justinseagull
Or you know, don't get good grades
@caffeinated
Nunchkin I have to sleep
@justinseagull
Or you know, don't sleep
@caffeinated
Stop itttt
@justinseagull
But you can rant
I'm your diary, remember?
We can talk for hours
I'll listen to whatever you have to say
@caffeinated
Stop tempting me
@justinseagull
You know you want it
@caffeinated
... I don't
@justinseagull
You do
Ask yourself
Or better yet, ask me
You know I won't lie to you
@caffeinated
But I also want to get good grades
@justinseagull
Fuck that
@caffeinated
Are you trying to play with my future?
@justinseagull
Ofc not
I'm just saying
One night won't hurt you
@caffeinated
No
You're a manipulative bastard
@justinseagull
What a lie
I'm not
@caffeinated
Yes you are
@justinseagull
You're always calling me dumb
How can I manipulate anyone?
@caffeinated
That's true..
Okay
NO WAIT
@justinseagull
YOU SAID OKAY
@caffeinated
NO
I'm going bye
@justinseagull
No Leah, stay
Babygirl
*5 minutes later*
@justinseagull
Did you just?
Omg
A show of power
Offline for five minutes straight girl
You have amazing self control
*8 minutes later*
@caffeinated
Oh who am I kidding
I can't do this
Let's talk
@justinseagull
YAYYYYYYY
lalalalalalala
I'm laughing so much right now
I knew you couldn't resist me 😂😂😂
@caffeinated
But now that you said power...
@justinseagull
HEYY
No backing out
@caffeinated
I like being powerful
Maybe I really should go..
@justinseagull
Power is ruling over your current decisions
@caffeinated
Shut up and say something interesting
@justinseagull
I'm gay
@caffeinated
That's old news
I said I N T E R E S T I N G
@justinseagull
HEYYY
I'M NOT
I'M VERY STRAIGHT
@caffeinated
You once messaged people "I'm gay"
And most of them replied "I know"
So don't you dare insinuate otherwise
@justinseagull
That was ONE TIME
It was only an experiment
And only 4 people replied this
@caffeinated
That in itself says a lot, don't you think?
@justinseagull
Stop being mean to your boyfriend
@caffeinated
But that's what my job profile as a girlfriend entails
@justinseagull
No it doesn't
Who made this job profile?
@caffeinated
I did
@justinseagull
You can't do that
@caffeinated
Sure I can
Just like I can leave you hanging right now and go sleep
Adios
@justinseagull
...
Did you really go!
You aren't coming back?
I'm gonna stay for at least 10 minutes
*10 minutes later*
I guess you really went to sleep
Wow okay I'm not hurt at all
Nope.
I'm fine.
I'm feeling just fine fine fine
Okay now I should go annoy one of my hyungs, I guess
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#BANGBANGTAN
@busan1chimmy
Leah is a player, damn
@dancemonstah
Yeah, agreed
@caffeinated
What are you guys going on about..?
@busan1chimmy
We are on about the fact that you're a player
@dancemonstah
Yes that is exactly what we are on about
@caffeinated
...?
@justinseagull
Ignore
@caffeinated
I was going to anyway
@busan1chimmy
HEY
@tatamama
Hi
@busan1chimmy
Oh good you're here
Did you know Leah is a player?
@tatamama
I knew
@caffeinated
Wtf tae you too?
@justinseagull
Hold up when did you go from Taehyung to Tae?
@tatamama
A long while back
Don't be jealous JK
@caffeinated
Jealous Jungkook
JJK
Same as his initials
@tatamama
Oh so ofc he's jealous, it's in the name
@justinseagull
-_-
@dancemonstah
Does no one care about the fact that Leah is a player!!???
@caffeinated
Wtf I'm not
@amaJIN
I'm trying to sleep here
@tatamama
Do what Yoongi does and shut your phone off
@amaJIN
I am a responsible adult
@tatamama
Stop talking, dead skin cells are coming out of your mouth.
(A/N- If you didn't get that, watch the attached video)
@amaJIN
WOULD YOU STOP WITH THAT ALREADY
@caffeinated
Hahahahahahahaha
@amaJIN
Leah I hate you for teaching him the English translation of that phrase
@caffeinated
It's literally the funniest thing I've ever heard
He deserved it
@busan1chimmy
No he didn't
He says that to literally everyone now
One time he said it to one of our new employees who didn't even understand English
Poor chap was so scared
@caffeinated
😂😂😂
My big bro is awesome
@tatamama
I know right?
@justinseagull
You've never called me awesome
@caffeinated
All my big bros are awesome
Do you wanna be included in that category baby?
@justinseagull
NO
GOD NO, don't brozone me
I'm sorry I won't say it again
@caffeinated
Good seagull
@dancemonstah
Damn you've got him wrapped around your pinky
@tatamama
What's pinky
Someone explain
@caffeinated
The smallest finger in your hand
Other than the thumb
@tatamama
So for Jimin, all fingers are pinkies?
@caffeinated
😂😂😂😂
@justinseagull
😂😂😂
@dancemonstah
😂😂😂😂
@busan1chimmy
You little-
I will cut you
@tatamama
Stop talking, dead skin cells are coming out of your mouth
@busan1chimmy
Lock your room in 5 seconds or you're going to die
@tatamama
Lol I'm not even in my hotel room hahaha
Good luck finding me in this huge ass hotel
@dancemonstah
He's in the gym
@tatamama
HYUNG
WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME
@dancemonstah
Next time, don't wear my clothes to the gym and return them all sweaty
@tatamama
JK PROTECT ME
@justinseagull
I'm talking to Leah, can't move
@caffeinated
Sorry bro, you're on your own
@tatamama
WHY HAVE YOU ALL FORSAKEN ME
@amaJIN
Stop talking, dead skin cells are coming out of your mouth
@dancemonstah
AND SEOKJIN HYUNG WINS
@caffeinated
OMG
A hero
@justinseagull
Respect 200%
@amaJIN
Payback, bitch
@tatamama
-_-
I hate y'all
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(A/N)
I hadn't posted a purely text filled chapter in some time so.. here you go!
This took some time to come up with after so long hahaha
Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! Please vote if you did.
Thank you for your sweet comments, they motivate me to go on with this book. Stay tuned for the next chapter, next friday.
See you guys!!!