1:
Natsuki: Can I slap you?
Yuri: ...no?
Natsuki: One day that will work.
2:
Natsuki: bb come over
MC: I can't, I'm hiding a body.
Natsuki: but my dad isn't home
MC: I'm aware.
3:
Yuri: What If we like,,, went into the closet,,, and looked at each other? haha, jkjk... unless?
4:
Natsuki: I like my boys how I like my girls.
Natsuki: That's it. That's the joke. I'm bisexual.
5:
Monika: Do you hear that~?
Monika: That's the sound of forgiveness~
MC: THAT'S THE SOUND OF PEOPLE DYING, MONIKA-
6:
Sayori: Wow! I'm super glad my depression is getting better!
Monika: 🎶Now this looks like a job for me!🎶
7:
Sayori: Sometimes I tie my shoelaces in nooses. I'll draw a face on my finger and stick it in the noose. I-I need therapy.
8:
Natsuki: Haha! You've fallen for my trap card! Your boobs are fake!
Yuri: I shall return with my own trap card.
Yuri: *sharp inhale*
Yuri: when was the last time you had a decent meal?
9:
Monika: Listen, buddy. I know I kinda deleted everyone you loved... but listen. Hear me out. I just got a little jealous. Maybe if you give me a second chance, I can make them suffer less when I kill them? Haha,, j-just consider it-
10:
Yuri: Coffee or tea?
Natsuki: Coffee.
Yuri: Wrong. It's tea.