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marissa
jensen
uuuuhhhhh
marissa
oh, I thought you were still on your flight
jensen
just landed, actually.
anything you wanna tell me
marissa
I may have had a couple of beers...
jensen
you're surprisingly an adequate drunk texter
marissa
well, you see, vodka always helps me text better
jensen
I thought it was just beer
marissa
you can't do a vine drinking game with just beer!! you need shots!!
jensen
sweetie, please get yourself a bucket, a glass of water, and some tylenol for the morning and set them out for yourself
marissa
gah, you're not even here and you're taking care of me 😍
jensen
well, I don't want you to die tomorrow
marissa
it wasn't like that one canada day!! me and cleo decided to play a ragnarok drinking game and got plastered in five minutes
they kept on saying asgard and odin???
jensen
god, how are you alive??
marissa
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
jensen
you're a mess
marissa
but I'm your mess
jensen
only because you're good on dates
marissa
and I'm not good anywhere else???
jensen
we'll have to see when I finally bring you to set or something
marissa
jensen
seriously, where do you get those things?
marissa
I have to buy then illegally from the dark web. they're very expensive
jensen
I take it back I dont want you to be my mess anymore
marissa
jenseeeeeen
jensen
yes, dear?
marissa
I just wanna say that as of right now I'm very drunk and you're the best thing that ever happened to me
jensen
goodnight, marissa
marissa
goodnight, jensen
NOTE: true story my friend and I got super drunk the day before canada day we were so hungover when we went to a parade and bacon cheeseburgers are the best cure. but don't drink, kids