Hi...
Yes I know it's been 10 years, but I ended up updating my other two books this weekend and was spent. Made this chapter extra long to make up for the wait. <333
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The Three Bottoms 🌈
Jungkook:
Happy thanksgiving 💘
Jimin:
GIRL FUCK U
Jin:
^^^ What the catfish said! 👺
Jungkook:
Sksjsksk Jinnie don't joke about
that. Jimin's gonna cry again.
Jimin:
SHUT UP 😭
Jungkook:
Ok HOW tf did you two manage to
catch your turkey on fire?? lmaooo
Jin:
WELL. I've never cooked a turkey
before tbh. I usually go to a friend's
house for thanksgiving but i wanted
to try and have a cute dinner with
Jimin. We lost track of time ok!!
Jimin:
The way I ran outta the house and
left Jin to die when I saw fire 😩
Jungkook:
MESS. So what are you guys gonna
do now that your food is all burned?
Jin:
We're going to this Chinese buffet that stays
open on thanksgiving for some reason hhhh.
Jimin:
Then afterwards we're going shopping!!
Jin promised he'd buy me something
cute for black friday 😍👏
Jungkook:
Aww Jimin you better give him
the SUCC afterwards to thank him!
Jin:
Was that the wind I just heard?
Jimin:
Sorry I already did all my
charity for the year 💅
Jungkook:
You guys look so cute here 🤩🤩
Jin:
THIS IS A THREAT
Jungkook:
Anyways are you still blocked by Hobi
and Yoongi on both your accounts Jimin?
Jimin:
😔😔😔
Jin:
Namjoon tried to convince them to unblock
him so he could apologize but they refuse.
It's what Jimin's dumb ass deserves 🤠👊
Jungkook:
You'll find a man some day Jiminie 😔💕
Jimin:
@SkinnyJinnie this your fav huh??
Bitch can't even spell performance 😩
Jungkook:
STOP kslsksk
Jin:
Miss Spears BIRTHED these current
pop girls!! Leave my good sis alone!! 😤
Britney remains rich and unbothered!!
Jimin:
Idk who's a worse performer-
BritKNEE or Dula Peep 🤣
Jin:
You know what...
Jimin:
Wait Jin just walked out the door and
said he's getting food without me!! :'(
Jungkook:
Y'all are a whole ass mess 😩 Bye sis
ily and enjoy the rest of your night <3
Jimin:
Bye bitch. Gonna put all of Cardi's
albums in front of Nicki's at the store 💋
Jungkook:
I see the queen has you pressed as usual.
Nicki is sitting💅 while you're practically
homeless and left to eat burnt turkey xoxo
Jimin:
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Kookie and TaeTae 💜
Jungkook:
Peek a boo 🙈
Tae:
Baby 😍
You're so fucking cute
Jungkook:
Happy thanksgiving Taehyungie 💕
Tae:
You too 💜
Tae:
Want daddy to stuff you like
a turkey with his dick? 😏
Jungkook:
lmaoooo in your dreams grandpa
Jungkook:
Whoops i mean yes i wanna
gobble your cock 🤩✊
Tae:
It's too big anyways.
You'd choke on it. ;)
Jungkook:
I have no gag reflex so...
Tae:
Wait for real? 👀 I think
I love you even more now.
Jungkook:
Yeah I'd give you the best
head you've ever had 💆♀️
Tae:
Haven't you only hooked up with
one dude in your life tho? lol
Jungkook:
And what about it? 👺
Tae:
Not like you're serious
anyways you damn tease 😒
Jungkook:
Have you healed from the
blue balls I gave you yet? 😊
Tae:
I'm still mad about that! I thought
you were gonna be fun for once!
Jungkook:
Hey! I'm fun... :(
Tae:
Not when it comes to sexual stuff.
Do you even have a sex drive?
Jungkook:
Ofc I do 💀 I masturbate
all the time and stuff.
Tae:
Really? Do you think about me?
Jungkook:
I have before... 🥺👉👈
Tae:
Mmmm tell me about it 👅💦
Jungkook:
Omg this is so embarrassing sksjsk
we were having sex basically...
Tae:
Describe it to me.
Jungkook:
It started with you bending me
over and fucking me and then you
picked me up and started fucking
me while carrying me so yeah...
Tae:
I can give you the real thing
whenever you want ya know 😛
Jungkook:
Here's the thing- I'm not some prude.
But the idea of sexual stuff over
text isn't as exciting to me and you
being corny about it doesn't help 💀
It'd be a different story in person.
Tae:
I understand baby and don't think
I'm trying to pressure you into stuff. It just
seemed a little one sided and made me
scared I like you more than you like me :(
Jungkook:
Omg no no no I love you so much TaeTae.
You have nothing to be worried about ❤️
Tae:
I know you do bun bun. I love you too.
There's more to a relationship than sex
anyways. If that weren't the case then I
wouldn't have dated someone online 😩
Jungkook:
Thanks for waiting for me :)
Must be hard not having sex for months.
Tae:
It is but you're worth it.
Jungkook:
Awwwwww
Tae:
But trust me, when you finally
let me hit it, I'm gonna need
at least five rounds baby 😈
Jungkook:
sksjsksk i'm gonna be so sore 😭
Tae:
So what did you do for thanksgiving?
Jungkook:
My family came over and I argued
with my homophobic aunt at dinner 🤠
Tae:
What'd she say to you??
Was she rude to my baby? 😤
Jungkook:
She insulted Drag Race...
Tae:
JUNGKOOK REALLY??
Jungkook:
sksjsksk I'm kidding. She just said some
nasty things about gay marriage and
then it shifted to her calling trans people
sick in the head and I called her out.
Jungkook:
She has the nerve come for gay people who
actually wanna have healthy marriages
when she's on husband number 3 🗿
Tae:
Well I'm sorry you had to put up
with that. I'm glad you called her
out though. My baby's so feisty 😍
Jungkook:
Ofc she played the victim after I
called her out too. 🙄 But enough
of me. How was your thanksgiving?
Tae:
Went over to my parents house
and caught up with my family.
It was nice. Yeontan pissed on my
dad tho so we had to leave early 😬
Jungkook:
Yeontan really said FUCK men 🤩🤟
Tae:
I'm gonna go shopping for you
in a little bit. Is there anything
you want in particular?
Jungkook:
Tae you don't have to do that 😔
Tae:
But I want to.
Jungkook:
Surprise me then :)
Tae:
Wonder if the sex shop is gonna
have any black friday deals? 🤔
Jungkook:
TAEHYUNG
Tae:
Yes that's my name. The same
name you'll be screaming one day ;)
Jungkook:
If you get me a sex toy i stg...
Tae:
Nah I'd pleasure you better
than any toy ever could.
Jungkook:
Tea
Tae:
Oh? 👀
Jungkook:
ANYWAYS when you send those off,
text me and I'll give you my address.
Tae:
Okayyy
Tae:
Hey can I ask you a question?
Jungkook:
Ask away...
Tae:
Do your parents know
that we're dating?
Jungkook:
Ofc they do. It'd be kinda hard
to hide since I live with them.
Tae:
Oh are they ok with it?
Jungkook:
They think I'm kinda weird for falling
for someone on the internet. They're
from the generation where something
like that isn't normal ya know?
Tae:
They're not mean to
you about it right?
Jungkook:
No lmao calm down mr. protective 😩
Tae:
So? You're my baby 😔
Jungkook:
I wouldn't say they're the
most supportive about it but
they're not mean about it either.
Tae:
Is that the real reason you've
been putting off meeting me?
Jungkook:
No what I told you was
the truth buuuut I guess I'm
nervous about you guys meeting.
Tae:
Who cares what they think.
They can hate me all they
want as long you love me.
Jungkook:
aww ily taehyungie 😔💞
Jungkook:
What about your parents?
Tae:
They're cool about it. Tbh they're
just happy I'm dating someone
and not hoeing around now🗿
Tae:
FUCK I DIDN'T MEAN TO
USE THAT SHIT AGAIN.
Jungkook:
It's better than half the emojis you use 💀
Jungkook:
Me: h-
You: 😉😛😎😏🤤😈👀👅💦🍆💯🔥
Tae:
You love my emojis!
Jungkook:
They make me laugh sometimes
I guess bc they're so cringe...
Tae:
Suuuuuure 😏😏😏😏😏
I'm gonna head out to do
some shopping now baby boy!
I'll text you when I'm done!
Jungkook:
Okie dokie 💖
Jungkook:
And you better not have been
serious about the sex shop!!
Tae:
Oh i was 👀
Jungkook:
TAE
Tae:
Later 😎
Jungkook:
Taeeeeee
Jungkook:
And yuck @ you bringing
that emoji back 🤢🤮
⠀⠀The following day, Jungkook woke up with this urge- an urge to spice up his relationship, to add a factor of excitement. He was tired of coming off as a prude and wanted to explore his sexuality a bit. Jungkook was human, he did have natural sexual urges, and he wanted to act on those urges.
⠀⠀Articles of clothing sprinkled the floor as Jungkook stripped down to nothing and positioned himself on his bed. Picking up his phone, he dialed Taehyung's number and facetime called him. He was going surprise him, naked. While the phone rang, Jungkook felt this exhilarating feeling run through him. It was empowering.
⠀⠀Jungkook's lips formed into a smile and his eyes crinkled in excitement when the call was answered. "Taehyungie~" he bubbled.
⠀⠀However, when his eyes opened and he focused on the screen, he realized Taehyung wasn't alone. Beside him was Namjoon, whose mouth flew open. "Bad timing, baby boy," Taehyung said apologetically, his secondhand embarrassment apparent on his face.
⠀⠀"Namjoon, you saw nothing!" Jungkook squeaked before ending the call and shoving his face into his pillow to scream. Suddenly, being a prude didn't sound like such a bad idea.
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Don't take that last sentence so seriously. 🗿 Omg if that happened to me I'd never wanna show my face ever again sksjsksk.
Hope you enjoyed this chapter. Was a little filler, but next one will def pick things up again. Also, can I be honest with you guys? I feel like the earlier chapters of this story were much funnier and better. 😩 Idk I'm running out of jokes and material y'all!!
This story will probably have 10-11 more chapters, but don't quote me on that. It could be less or more. But things are wrapping up soon!! And as always, thanks for the support. 💖