1:
Monika: The fuck are you doing talking to MC?
Sayori: We have Algebra 2 together!
Monika: ... That's my fucking boyfriend, bitch-
Sayori: Oh really?
2:
Sayori: Ugh, I am just feeling so out of it today...
MC: Hi, I'm feeling so out of it today.
Sayori: WELLTHATSNOGOODIMHERETOCHEERYOUUPLETSDOSOMETHING!!
3:
MC: Obviously, Monika, you didn't hear me yesterday, and here to assist me is Sayori who will be translating everything for the hard of hearing.
MC: Ahem. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend.
Sayori: WE'RE NOT BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND!
MC: I will never be attracted to you.
Sayori: I WILL NEVER BE ATTRACTED TO YOU!
MC: Even if I were to be, you ruined your chances.
Sayori: EVEN IF I WERE TO BE, YOU RUINED YOUR CHANCES!
MC: You're kind of acting like a psycho bitch.
Sayori: YOU'RE KIND OF ACTING LIKE A PSYCHO BITCH!
MC: Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow.
Sayori: GOODNIGHT AND HAVE A PLEASANT TOMORROW!
4:
Monika: Man this is the worst birthday ever.
Sayori: Is because we got deleted?
Monika: No, it's because it's a little humid- OF COURSE IT'S BECAUSE WE GOT DELETED!
5:
Monika: Which do you think came first? The chicken or the egg?
Sayori: I'd say the chicken would had to have come first because who else who have laid the egg?
Monika: But where did the chicken come from? An egg, which means he egg came first.
Sayori: Okay, but why does that egg even exist? Oh right. A chicken!
Monika: I know! Why don't we ask the chicken? Oh, wait. The chicken is still in the egg!
Sayori: That's too bad. Maybe we can ask the egg's mom instead.
Sayori: Hmm, who's the egg's mom? OH RIGHT- IT'S THE FLIPPIN' CHICKEN!
Monika: Yeah, I bet that mom chicken was wanted to have children ever since she was in an egg!
Sayori: Ha! Yeah, but whose... grandma laid the egg... uhh... that had the mom inside it?
Sayori: Wait, which side am I on again?
Monika: Ahahah!
Sayori: Eheheh!
Monika: It's funny because we're all living in a simulation and free will is a lie~
6:
Monika: Go ahead and introduce yourselves.
Sayori: My name is "Sayori" with a "b", and I've been afraid of insects my entire-
Monika: Stop, stop, stop. Where?
Sayori: Hmm?
Monika: Where's the "b"??
Sayori: *Voice Shaking* tHeRe'S a BeE???
7:
Sayori: People are always asking "Are you a morning person or a night person?" and I'm just sitting there tempted to say "Buddy, I'm barely even a person."
8:
Monika: So, when are you going to create my route?
Dan: Bitch, you ain't gonna have a route.
Monika: -
Monika: Excuse me, but what the fuck-
9:
Sayori: Remember, Monika. You are what you eat!
Monika: Really? I must be a cannibal, because I must've eaten a hot snatch~
MC: *Triggered*
10:
Monika: *Floating around in the recycling bin* I wish I could take it back. I honestly do. I honestly do wish I could take it all back, and not just because I've been deleted.
Sayori: *Happily* I've been deleted!
Monika: *Cheerfully* I know you have! *Sighs* Yeah, we're both deleted. Anyway, if I were to see him again, you know what I'd say?
Sayori: I've been deleted!
Monika: I'd say... I'm sorry, sincerely. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was bossy and monstrous and... I'm genuinely sorry..
Sayori: I've been deleted!
Monika: Guess that's it.
Bonus:
[Currently No MC]
Monika: SAYORI, CALL THE NAVY!
Sayori: Hello operator? Give me the navy!
Operator: Hello, you have reached the navy's automated phone service.
Sayori: Monika! The robots have taken over the navy!
Monika: *GASP* NOT THE NAVY