1:
Natsuki: Hey Monika. Wanna hear a joke?
Monika: Uhh, sure.
Natsuki: A route.
Monika: ... I don't get it.
Natsuki: Exactly.
Monika: *Comes to realization*
*Natsuki.chr has been deleted*
2:
Natsuki: Yuri, I think you should play the role of my father.
Yuri: I don't want to be your father.
Natsuki: Great! You already know your lines!
3:
[Live Footage From Dokis Going Ghost Hunting]
Yuri: You know, the spirits of this world can be really aggressive. So it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.
Monika In The Background: *Points air horn at demon* GET FUCKED!
4:
Monika (To Sayori, Probably): *inhales* Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal I don't mean to be rude but my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but I gotta warn ya if you take one more diddly darn step towards MC right there I'm going to have to diddly darn delete ya and wowza wouldn't that be crummy juncture, huh? Do you want that? Do you wish upon yourself to come into digital experience with a deletion? Because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn I might just have to get not so friendly with you my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy!
5:
Natsuki: If I were dating you, well, heh. Let's just say horses wouldn't be called 'horses' anymore.
MC: Hey, what the fuck does this mean?
Natsuki:
MC: I'm shaking what does this mean-
6:
[Natsuki Bursts Into The Lit Club]
Natsuki: WASSUP, FUCKERS?!
Yuri: Why do you have my phone??
Natsuki: FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
7:
Monika: I choose Sayori! Use suicide!
Sayori: *Hangs herself*
Monika: I choose Natsuki! Use Neck Crack!
Natsuki: *Neck snaps*
Monika: I choose Yuri! Use knives!
Yuri: *Stabs herself *
Monika: I never knew pokémon could be such fun!
MC: THIS IS NOT HOW POKÉMON WORKS!
8:
Natsuki: Hey, Sayori, I need your help. Can you come here?
Sayori: I can't, I'm buying clothes.
Natsuki: Alright, then hurry up and get over here.
Sayori: I can't find them!
Natsuki: What do you mean you can't find them?
Sayori: I can't find them, there's only nooses.
Natsuki: What do you mean *in a goofy Sayori voice* 'there's only nooses'?
Sayori: It means there's only nooses!
Natsuki: WELL, THEN GET OUT OF THE NOOSE AISLE!
Sayori: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!
Sayori: THERE'S MORE NOOSES!
Natsuki: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE NOOSES?
Sayori: THERE'S JUST MORE NOOSES!
Natsuki: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!
Sayori: THERE'S STILL NOOSES!
Natsuki: WHERE THE HELL EVEN ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
Sayori: I'M AT NOOSE!
Natsuki: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT NOOSE?
Sayori: I MEAN I'M AT NOOSE!
Natsuki: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
Sayori: I'M AT THE NOOSE STORE!
Natsuki: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE NOOSE STORE?
Sayori: FUCK YOU!
9:
MC: So when I was young, me and other kids would be talking and they would be talking about their parents and they would say:
(Flashback initiated)
Monika: My mom lets me stay up until midnight and she lets me play really vulgar video games.
Natsuki: Yeah my mom doesn't care if I wear clothes with skulls on them and lets me eat a tub of ice cream for dinner.
Yuri: MY MOM LETS ME PLAY WITH KNIVES *Pulls out knife*
10:
Yuri: Hey Monika, want some of my knifes? *Insane laughter*
Monika: No, I'm good. I'm not that insane.
Yuri: We can kill Natsuki later.
Monika: Eh,, Sure why not.
Bonus:
Sayori: *deleted*
Sayori: You know, I think I'm suppose to angry, but more or less I think I've just gone completely numb.