Late update before bed bc why not?? And if you're seeing this and are about to sleep, READ IT TOMORROW and sleep! It's a school night y'all. Prioritize your sleep and health please!! 😔💕
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⠀⠀Two weeks had passed, and things were going quite well for Taehyung and Jungkook. It was almost like a honeymoon phase—they hadn't had a single argument. With each conversation, they both found themselves falling deeper, and the desperation to meet was at an all-time-high. Jungkook, as expected, still had his doubts, but Taehyung, being the relentless man he was, was slowly yet surely convincing him.
The Three Bottoms 🌈
Jimin:
Jungkook's dumb ass after failing
to realize TWO boys liked him:
Jungkook:
Idk this reference... 🗿
Jimin:
I wonder if Lucas had a big dick? Maybe
bigger than Taehyung? You should've
compared them to make your decision.
Jungkook:
You're such a size queen 🙄
I like Taehyung for himself. His
looks and big dick are just a bonus.
Jimin:
Kook always spewing lies!!
Jin:
Size doesn't matter hunties 🙅♀️
And guys with big dicks lowkey
suck in bed bc they think their big
dick is enough to get someone off.
Jimin:
Yeah seem to speak from experience...
Tell us you former "top" about how you
got guys off with your small dick 🤩
Jin:
"Former" I'm a vers TOP bitch! Don't
get it twisted, i still prefer to top!!
And I have to SCREAM! You're one
to talk about small dicks. Girl I saw
that sorry excuse for a bulge when
you walked around in your towel.
Jimin:
SHUT UP 😭
Jungkook:
Hobi and Yoongi looking for Jimin's
dick when he whips it out for them:
Jin:
Sksjsksk micro penis headass 💀
Jimin:
Brb Jungkook. Gonna leave
my room to beat Jin up.
Jungkook:
Film it and upload it to worldstar 💆♀️
Jimin:
Ok i'm back...
Jungkook:
Did you win sis? The bottoms
were counting on you!!
Jimin:
No...
Jin:
He slapped me so i picked him up and
threw him on the couch and he ran
away to his room like a little bitch 👺
Jimin:
Jinnie's strong 🥵 And mayhaps
i have a new kink? I want Hobi and
Yoongi to throw me around like that 😍
Jungkook:
Omg seek help...
Jin:
Jungkook: h-
Namjoon:
Jungkook:
sksjsks is there anything else
y'all wanna say?? Not even
letting me breathe today 😩
Jimin:
Jin finally acting his age
and being a bitter hag 🤪
Jin:
And what about it? Why
doesn't Namjoon hype me
like he hypes Jungkook? 😤
Jungkook:
Because there's nothing to hype 🤧
Jin:
I- girl fuck you!! These shoulders? These lips?
These deepthroating skills? I have it ALL 💋
Jimin:
Have it all except the ability
to make Namjoon come out
of that damn glass closet.
Jin:
Speaking of that, I am SO sick of that bitch pretending he's straight. If he doesn't hurry
up and come out, I might give up on his
ass. I didn't sign up for this soap opera!!
Jungkook:
Don't be mean Jinnie. He has
his reasons for being closeted...
Jin:
Do you know sumn I don't??
You better spill rn bitch!! 😤
Jungkook:
Abort!! I promised Taehyung
I wouldn't say anything 😭
Jimin:
Too late!! Now tell us!!
Jungkook:
So I guess he's acknowledged that
he's gay but remains closeted bc
he thinks it'll affect his rap career.
Jimin:
Being a soundcloud rapper
alone affects his career 💀
Jin:
Shut up bitch. His music
is actually really good...
Jungkook:
Aww you listened to rap just
for him? That's so cute 💖
We've decided to ship!!
Jin:
I'm gonna go talk to him about this.
He obviously needs to address
it instead of hiding from it.
Jungkook:
Good luck sis and you heard nothing
from me!! The last thing I need
is Tae getting mad at me 😩
Jimin:
Why wouldn't you want
him mad at you? I bet he's
so hot when he's mad 👅
Jungkook:
Ok perhaps tea buuut we don't
need problems. We've been doing
good these past two weeks.
Jimin:
Loving that for you ma!! So I
have a plan. I need your advice
if I should go through with it...
Jungkook:
You're gonna fuck Jin?
Jimin:
NO! Stop pushing this sexual
tension agenda on us you bitch!!
That's basically incest 🤮
Jungkook:
sksjsk kidding anygays
lay it on me sistren!!
Jimin:
Remember when Jin said I
should catfish Yoongi and Hobi in
drag? I think I want to do it!!
Jungkook:
What- what's going on? Y'all are
going JAAAAIL!! PERIODTTT!! 🗣
Jungkook:
Are you DUMB?? They're straight!
Give it up already sis 😩
Jimin:
I know!! I just wanna have fun...
the attention is nice too. I know it
won't ever amount to something 😔
Jungkook:
So what's your "plan" since you think
you're making some points with this shit.
Jimin:
Well since they're both depriving
themselves with no nut november, they're gonna be horny. What better time to make
a move than now? It makes perfect sense!!
Jungkook:
Pretty sure Jin wasn't serious when he
told you to do that and how are you even gonna look passable when you can't
do makeup?Watching one James Charles
video doesn't make you an expert sksjsk.
Jimin:
I paid a drag queen here in NYC to
doll me up already the other day and I
have some selfies for my fake account 💅
Jungkook:
So are you gonna just get some nudes
out of them or something? This
sounds like such a dumb idea Jimin.
But do whatever you want I guess.
Jungkook:
You're taking what they said about
you being a girl too seriously 🤥
Jimin:
So??
Jimin:
My plan is gonna work bitch!! You'll see!!
Jungkook:
Keep telling yourself that... Why don't you just
approach them differently? Have a normal
conversation with them for once and who
knows what'll happen if you get close?
Jimin:
You're probably right and i SHOULD
listen to you, but the messy bitch
in me can't resist. Later whore 💋
Jungkook:
Have fun I guess!! Gonna go see if
my hubby wants to facetime 🥺💕
Jimin:
Hubby? Did y'all get married? 😍
Jungkook:
No i just wanted to be extra sksjskks
No Homo 🗿
Jin:
Here for some dick pics!!
Namjoon:
Not in the mood for charity 💆♀️
Jin:
Did this bitch really just shade
me?? ELECTRIC CHAIR!!
Namjoon:
Just kidding!! Wyd legend? 🤩
Jin:
I came here to make a
statement so listen up "hetero"!!
Namjoon:
I'm listening my queen ❤️
Jin:
Let's just cut to the chase... I like cock
and we ALL know you do as well, so
what are we gonna do about this? 🗿
Namjoon:
😔✌️
Jin:
Look Namjoonie, I know coming out
is scary. There's that fear of rejection
in the back of your mind. You're scared
people will suddenly treat you different
or cut you out of their life. The truth is,
over the past few months I've gotten to
know you and really enjoy whatever you wanna label our relationship. I guess
what I'm trying to say is I'm here for you?
Namjoon:
I'm gay. I'm fucking GAY.
Namjoon:
There I said it. Ya happy? But I just
don't think I'm ready to come out.
Jin:
Why not? :(
Namjoon:
Because I'm scared and just can't.
Not if I wanna make it as a rapper.
Jin:
Aww baby pls don't be scared. I promise that you'd have so many people that'd support
you. As for your career, you are fucking
TALENTED. I'm not even a fan of rap but
I loved your music so much. You can't have this kind of attitude. BE one of the people
that paves the way for gay men in hip-hop.
Namjoon:
You really think I can?
Jin:
Yes!! I KNOW IT.
Namjoon:
I'm gonna need some time still to ease
into the whole gay thing. I don't wanna
make it public yet and i hope you respect
that. Please don't go around telling people...
Jin:
Ofc baby take your time. I'm here
whenever you need to talk 💕
Namjoon:
You're the best 💖
Jin:
I know 💆♀️ Anyways lemme go
stream your mixtape. Gotta support
my future baby daddy! 😻👌
Namjoon:
You do that. Oh and btw, who said
you could call me baby? Maybe I
wanna be the one calling you that ;)
Jin:
I- omg why is this HOT? 🥵
I didn't know you could be so flirty.
Namjoon:
I always wanted to be but
couldn't since I wasn't out to you.
Jin:
Sis you were fooling NO ONE 💀
@Joonie changed the name of the chat to
Somewhat Homo 🗿!
Jin:
Somewhat??
Namjoon:
I already fucked up no nut november so do
you mind sending me something? ...all homo.
Jin:
Loving this energy 🤩👏
Your gay awakening begins!
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Sorry for the long wait. I was a little unmotivated and was kind of stumped on how I wanted these next few chapters to go before taekook meet.
Well, school has started once again, so please understand if I skip some days when updating. I'll try my best to update at least every other day. But ofc you can expect some daily updates as well. 💖
Next chapter will be taekook and yoonminseok centered. Sorry to those who only care about taekook. Like I said before, the other ships won't get too much storyline, so don't expect this huge, thought-provoking plot behind them. Hell, taekook's storyline ain't even like that either. 💀 I'll try my best with these other ships though.
ily goodnight 💕