Voice: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Know Your all Stars, the show that you know and love. Well as you can see today we have a a double header. And why is that? Because we forgo to do Hikari's segement so she'll be getting hers today after Itsuki' s. I'll only do this if we missed someone along the line and I may have to do this for Ciel, Ichika, Aoi and Himari because the didn't get theirs as well.
Anyway back to the show.lets begin...
Voice: In today's episode we have one of those Precure who are presidents in schools and I think this girl started the trend. She has a father who owns a dojo and was the first Precure who was a trap apparently and by that... Tsumobi explain for us.
Tsumobi: A trap is a person who you think is a a male or female but is the opposite.
(I may be wrong, I thought is was female to male but I dunno at this point.)
Everyone: Ohhhhh...
Voice: and it was was there till Akira took her place.
Akira: Guess I'm not the only one huh.
Voice: Anyway give it up for our first Precure of the evening Itsuki Aka Cure Sunshine!
Everyone: (cheering)
Voice: First things first.... Itsuki endorses slavery. Seriously people it's because of that reason alone that I will recommend that you shouldn't go to the school in Pirakoga because of this.
Chloe:( gasp) YOU DEMON! IS THIS WHAT YOUVE BEEN DOING!?
Saaya: HOW COULD YOU!?
Itsuki: Wait, you've got it all wrong ! I I'll never endorse slavery on someone that's Ludacris!
Voice: Oh really?! Says the girl who the Pink Precure was about to love, but got shocked and ditched her after she found she was a trap!
Everyone: NANI!?
Tsumobi: Why meeeeee!?
Erika: and you've started it. Nice going.
Aoi: She's a trap! This is inexcusable think of the people she might have tricked!
Kumojacky: We all fell for unfortunately.
Sasorina: and she never quits.
Itsuki: When did you two get here!?
Voice: They said they have to be in to prove some points.and yeah Villans get VIP treatment.
Precure: NANI!?
Nagisa: Why you......!
Voice : it's my Job haha.
Megumi: Screw you! You suck!
Voice: Oh I can't wait to HUMILATE you guys soon.
Itsuki: Anyway I never tricked any one so your lies are fake!
Voice: Oh well. Itsuki is a two timing pig... Wait a second. Who wrote this!?
Cloudine:(comes on stage with Tarte and Candy) it was requested Nepu.
Candy: Yeah pretty much kuru.
Miyuki: Wait a second. What is Candy and Tarte doing with you!?
Voice: They tell me which cure to HUMILATE next and write my script for me.
Precure: The HELL!?
Candy: Hey, we get profit from this so it's a win for win!
Love: Tarte I swear to God! I kill you when we get home!
Tarte: I'll see you later Run!
They all leave the stage.
Setsuna: Cowards!!
Voice: You guys really ask for some really weird stuff. Ahem. now for those of you who don't know what a two timing pig is lemme explain.
It means that someone is not something that they are when you think it isn't. For example Nagisa thinks that she loves Honoka, meanwhile the fool doesn't even know to kiss.
Everyone :
Honoka: Excuse me!?
Nagisa: We can kiss and we done it before!
Pink Precure: mhmmmmmm...
Nagisa: What?
Akane: Trust me Girl, I done that in front of dem girls here and I'm still a coward when it comes to kissing Nao.
Urara: But that's you being you.
Komachi: Not to mention you're always like that.
Akane: See?
Nagisa: Unlike you and Saki... I can do it!
Saki: Man you lying alright Voice I wanna make a bet!
Voice: How much?
Akane: if Nagisa fails to Kiss Honoka were taking 100 dollars from her!
Erika: Make that 200!
Love: 300
Miyuki: 400
Regina: 500
Mana: 600
Hana: 700
Rikka: I'm betting $5 dollars.
Clara: I'm betting $ 250
Megumi: 800
Hime: 900!
Ichika: 99999999999999! Wait is that even a real number?
Aoi: I'm betting Over 9000!!! (EXPLOSION)
Precure: Ehhhhhhhh!!
Itsuki: Can we get on with my show hello?
Erika: we have a ship moment going on. Shut up and come and watch. You too Hikari.
Itsuki/Hikari: Ok.
Voice: Alright you think your boss huh? If you think you're are Kiss her!
Honoka/Nagisa: (Look at each other and glup)
Nagisa: (aha.! ) gives Honoka a peck)
Honoka: !
Nagisa: all done.
Precure: 😀 Kawaii!!
Erika: She Cheated! A kiss and a peck are not the same!
Nagisa: I didn't!
Honoka: (Confused to say anything)
Erika: Reika! Check to see if she cheated.
Reika: (goes to the part where they kissed and found out.) You lied.
Voice: Alright Fork over the moni! You lost.
Rikka: if we add up everyone's money's and bets... it adds up to...
10,000,014 and 499 dollars.
Hime: Who the hell betted 10 milla?
Ichika: Eh... sorry Nagisa.
Nagisa: ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU ARE COSTING ME A FORTUNE!
Itsuki: At this rate... you may to sell you house own a business or have to work really hard to get that money.
Nagisa:😭 (breaks up crying)
Voice: Better pay up kid. This will teach you kids to put your money where your mouth is.
Precure: ?
Mirai: eh????
Voice: Never mind. When back to Itsuki then.
Itsuki:(about to run away)
Voice: Oh he'll no Security!!
Nico:(breaks down the door) STOP BREAKING THE RULES BAKA!
Itsuki: Eh?
Kotori: you and Nagisa are under arrest.
Nagisa: What for?
Nozomi: 1. Itsuki for Slavery and Child trafficking, Neko abuse and Shoplifting, littering, abusing others on Wattpad, telling cures they suck and dissing them, insulted Futbata and Hugtan and dissed them, broke Homare's leg. Stole Natalie's crown and broke it all that stuff.
Erika: Jesus! How many crimes did you commit !?
Ruby: Over 9000!!!
Kotori: Ruby, someone used that reference already.
Ruby: Aww....
Itsuki: This Is Madness!
Erika: Are you kidding me!? This is .....SPARTA!!
Tsumobi: Oh my God.
Erika: (pins down the love live girls) You aren't not taking anyone way from us!
Ruby: I don't Think so girls!
All the muse and aquors girls come and surround all the Pretty Cure on stage with police cars and guns. Well water and fake guns..
Hana: You can't kill us! I have baby for crying out loud!
Voice: I have Hugtan chilling up here you you guys can shoot Hana.
Hugtan:😎 Yeah!
Hana: eh????
Erika: I won't have you take her away from us Precure! Get these idols outta here!
Precure: Haaa!!
Nico: Charge!!!
Love Live and Precure start fighting like the people in in war Movies.
Many got casualties and some were even bruised. Well most of the love live characters anyway.
Voice: I would love to continue guys but ehrm we have a commotion here so well do Hikari's segement with Yukari next time and before that one more thing...(Shouts) HEY ITSUKI! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME FROM THE CROWD! I WANNA LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A CLOSET DANCER!
Itsuki: I'M NOT FOR THE RECORD! AND SCREW YOU (Gets pinned by Ruby and Yuko)
Voice: There YOU have it folks Woo. It's gonn A take a while for this war to end but I'll save you time by telling you who won next time. So know you know Itsuki Myoudin the girl who...
Ruby: Endorses slavery!
Dia: A CLOSET DANCER.
Nico: And a two timing PIG!!!
Itsuki: SHUT UPPPPPPPPP!!!
Voice: See ya next time folks. Hey stop breaking my stage! it cost me a fortune to build that Megumi you sick bastatd
!!
Megumi: Gomenasai!!
Voice: you're Precure are like babies all of you 9 year old babies who act do crap.
Ruby: Toddlers are more accurate.(gets hit by Nagisa fist)Owwww.
Voice: I'll show you the highlights soon. Bye! GODAMMIT MEGUMI!!