Voice:Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another segment of Know Your...
Audience:All Stars.
Voice:The segment in which we HUMILATE people her for fun and amusement hehe. I think that should be my slogan. Anyway back to the topic. Todays episode we have a talented Precure in our mist. She's a very good drawer like Yayoi and she is friendly. And shes Sakis partner unfortunately. Give it up for
Mai otherwise known as Cure Egret!
Audience:(cheering)
Mai:Why thank you.
Voice:My pleasure. Now let's the show begin! Let it rip!!!
Mai:You know... this isn't Beyblade right?
Voice:Yup. Let's begin. Mai is......
Mai:Honoka's daughter from the future. Heard it several times.
Voice:(gasp) HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY!?
Mai:I'm a psychic now.
Voice:Your brain still can't beat my wits! We will see who's mighter!
Mai:The annoying voice! Or a very smart girl who has studied what the Voice can do !
Voice:Liar! Let's see how you do in this one! Mai's ...
Mai:Jealous of her older brother. Nope I'm not. That would be mean.
Voice:You're so lucky. Aren't you? I still have two more lines so get ready.
Mai:(smirk)
Nagisa:I knew this plan would work..
Saki:hi five.... .
Nagisa/Saki:(hi five each other)
Voice:Let's see how you do well on this one. Mai is a Precure Artist...
Mai:eh? Hmm... something is not right?
Voice:How come you couldn't correct me? Wait a minute...... Wait a MINUTE!! YOU COPIED MY LINES DID YOU!?
Mai:Eh.... Maybe?
Voice:She Graciously Cheated!
PreCure:(gasp)
Akanbe: YOU CHEATED IM GONNA KILL YOU!!
Mai:NO, NO , NO!! (Runs away from her seat before being crushed) Aaaaah!
Voice:Mai, who's laughing now huh? I was about to say Mai is a Precure Doujinshi Yuri artist!
Nagisa:He fooled us!!
Voice:Ahahaha! Take that.
Akanbe:(grabs her) Akanbe!
Akane:How did you get those!?
Voice:I hired some from Wolfrun in case some of you sisses decided to be scapegoats.
Mai:Not funny! Get me out of her! Also I don't draw Yuri.
Voice:(shows the picture of her drawing of Nagisa, Her,Honoka, Saki and Hikari in bed nude) Explain this.
Mai:NANI!!?
Precure:My eyes!!
Hime:(trips) My leg! MY LEG!!!!
Mai:guys I swear I have nothing to do with this!
Nozomi:Yeah right!
Yayoi:You know we should start a fan fiction club based on Yuri.
Reika:Hey, I'll do the typing you'll do the illustrations got it?
Mai:I'm not interested in your crap! Reika.
Reika:I'm still available though.
Voice:And for humiliating me which I will give you a medal for...
Mai:Really?
Voice:Psyche! Do you think I have the time for THAT!? NO!! Hahahah!
Mai:(pouts)
Voice:Mai hasn't brushed her teeth in 5 years.
Mai:Oh yeah. Akanbe do me a soild.
Akanbe:Akanbe?
Mai opens her mouth, letting green gas out and Killing the Akanbe, till his bones rot.
Mai:(covers her mouth) uh oh.
All the Futari wa Precure Rotted to bones.
Mai:Ehhh?
Erika:Boo you stink!
Hime:Blast her with water!!
Akane:(in a firefighter suit with a fire truck) Nao load her up!
Nao:Aye! (Turns the dial to bring the water to Akane's hose)
Water gets blasted to Mai's mouth.
Mai:Mmmmmmph.....MMMMMM!!
Voice:Take a dip and floss. Also I'm giving you a recommendation to go see Dr.Mario he will certainly help you out with this problem of yours.
Mai :Noooooo!!
Voice:Know you know Mai, a Yuri artist jealous of he older brother, Honoka's future daughter and hasn't brushed her teeth in 5 years.
Mai:No wait I!
Voice:Hose her down!!
Akane/Nao:Aye Aye Captain!
Voice:I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
Akane/Nao :AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!
VOICE : Ooooooooh!!!
Spongebob Squarepants music plays while Mai is being filled with water like how the sponge did in the intro.
Mai:Mph....Mmmmmm!!
Voice:Well see you next time folks. Until then don't touch that dial for more All star humilation see ya!!
Results:
Futari wa Splash Star : (2/2) COMPLETE !!!!
Futari wa Precure:(1/3)
Kira Kira Precure a la mode : (2/6)
Keep it coming folks. And aslo for completing a team I'm gonna give you a new Character as a compensation.
Who is she? You'll find out soon.
See ya.