incorrect Undertale quotes

By -Berri

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Who ate the leftovers?
Jammy Jammy
Daddy?
You suck
Toy
BEGONE THOUGHT!
The toaster is on fire
What was that noise?
Good vibes
I'm already tracer
That's called robbery
Walm
Is Satan gay?
Latin word for the day
How much do you love me?
despacito
give it back
water
What if..
No u
Top things
Taco cat & dog food
Kink shaming
Y so quiet?
bark!
Are y'all ready?
500 times cuter
which mouse walks on two legs
Quit singing
go fuck yourself
Mood, same, me
People are so mean..
I just want you for my own ~
sorta important
Horse divorce
He pushed me down the stairs!
Claustrophobic
You made me lose count!
The locket
Language!
Who the fuck
The suspense is killing me
Hi
Am I in trouble?
What's your favorite OTP?
The star Sanses are better!
I have come to recruit you
Tall people are the enemy
What are you wearing
One in three people
That doesn't help
Keysmash while speaking
I was born to hunt humans
Damn you wanna talk about it?
Professional excuse
I have a plan
Kiss her back
Banana
Do you get enough sleep?
At the store
French
butterfly
youre smiling
brave enough
What's your type
I have your son
Wrong name
Ah axe
I rather die
Aren't you supposed to be sleep?
Insulting
Surgery
Dark humour
One day
Flower quiz
Top or bottom
That phone
Why do you kill?
Stay back
Gentle reminder
Error's birthday
Prepare to die
Marshmallows
Lasagna
Dragons fart fire
Gay panic
What are you doing
I'm 18 now
Kitty sticker | contest
Blocking people irl
Contest winners
Fighting a squid
Butthurt
Which time?
Paid enough
I love you more!
Without violence
Bruh
Coolest person
Get Dream
Dead bodies
The higher I am the better I can see
Another timeline
What are you doing with your existence?
Protection.
Not you Killer
Me too
Goldfish
Flirting
Koreans
Blood pressure
I need your help
Heart healthy
Language
Sticking together
Respectful
PowerPoint presentation
It has anxiety!
Fine wine
Stupid
announcement
announcement #2

Emotions

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By -Berri

Killer : how does one turn their emotions off

Dust : okay first go to settings

Dust: I'm a fucking idiot,  I thought you said emojis at first

Killer : *holds his phone* no,  I'm still willing to try this,  go ahead,  I'm at settings.  What do next

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