Riverdale Parents Group Chat

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Find out what happens when the parents of our favourite Riverdale characters make a group chat! More

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SerpentQueen - Alice Cooper
SerpentKing - Fp Jones
QueenH - Hermione Lodge
Fredhead - Fred Andrews
Momoftheyear - Mary Andrews
MrRiverdale - Hiram Lodge
AttorneyMcCoy - Sierra McCoy
SheriffK - Tom Keller
IHateCheryl - Penelope Blossom
Blackhood - Hal Cooper

Three days later...

Momoftheyear added SerpentQueen, SerpentKing, QueenH, AttorneyMcCoy, SheriffK, IHateCheryl and Fredhead

Momoftheyear: Wow this group is dead

SerpentQueen: Yeah, it is

QueenH: So, I guess we aren't adding the kids back

IHateCheryl: My kid hates me anyway

MrRiverdale: I feel you sis

IHateCheryl: I'm not your sis

QueenH: Veronica doesn't mind me, I'm a cool mom!

AttorneyMcCoy: No you're not, you're just a rich mom

QueenH: What did you say bitch?

Fredhead: Woah woah, calm down

MrRiverdale: Why doesn't she like me?

SheriffK: Maybe because you put her boyfriend in prison... just a guess

Momoftheyear: *sips tea*

SerpentQueen: 🤣🤣

SerpentKing: Why are we friends with these losers?

SerpentQueen: I don't know

Momoftheyear: So who's chaperoning the dance?

QueenH: Me and Fred, Alice and Fp if they want to. Unless they're too cool for dances

SerpentKing: By the way, me and Ali are not chaperoning that loser fest

Fredhead: Wait, I am?

QueenH: Yes, I signed you up

Fredhead: Great...

Momoftheyear: Regretting that divorce yet?

QueenH: Shut it Miss Momoftheyear. I don't exactly see you in Riverdale

IHateCheryl: That's rich coming from Hermione Lodge

SerpentQueen: Hey, you're not the perfect mom either

SerpentKing: So I'm going to the Wyrm, does anyone want to come?

SheriffK: Me!

MrRiverdale: Me!

SerpentKing: Not you Hiram

Fredhead: Can I go when I'm finished work Hermione?

QueenH: No, I need you home ASAP

Fredhead: Why, what's wrong?

QueenH: We have some urgent business that we need to attend to, if you know what I mean

Fredhead: I'll be home as soon as I can 😉

MrRiverdale has left the chat

SerpentQueen: Oh god you two and you said we were bad in high school?

Momoftheyear: ew ew no no bye

Momoftheyear has left the chat

Fredhead has left the chat

QueenH has left the chat

AttorneyMcCoy: Well, I guess he's home


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Sorry that I haven't updated in ages 😅 I've been really busy with The Forgotten Blossom so go and give that a read if you haven't already 💜

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