50 Ways to get Kicked out of...

By Brambleclaw4Ever

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***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINA... More

50 ways to get kicked out of jayfeather's den
Chaper 2: Jaykit
Chapter 3: Blindness
Chapter 4: cookies
Chapter 5: Moustache
Chapter 6: Berrynose
Chapter 7: Briarlight
Chapter 8: Annoyance
Chapter 9: Sharpies
Chapter 10: Making him "Happy"
Chapter 11: Herbs
Chapter 12: Water
Chapter 13: Subsitution
Chapter 14: Talking
Chapter 15: Faking
Chapter 16: Stick
Chapter 17: Rock
Chapter 18: Small
Chapter 19: Apprentice
Chapter 20: StarClan
Chapter 21: Big Red Button
Chapter 22: Mountains
Chapter 23: Kittypet
Chapter 24: S..L..O..W..
Chapter 25: PIES
Chapter 26: Stalkers
Chapter 26: Prophecies
Chapter 28: Battles
Chapter 29: Catmint
Chapter 30: It's Not Your Fault
Chapter 31: Restraunts
Chapter 32: Important Messages
Chapter 33: Dyes
Chapter 34: The Family Tree
Chapter 35: StarClan
Chapter 36: Nyan Cat
Chapter 37: Steal his Stick
Chapter 38: Friends
Chapter 40: Mean
Chapter 41: The Future
Chapter 42: THE PIE SONG
Chapter 43: Jayfeather
Chapter 44: Pranks
Chapyer 45: Duplicate Brambleclaw
Chapter 46: Eat His Herbs
Chapter 47: Marking Territory
Chapter 48: Birthdays
Chapter 49: Half-Clan
The End?

Chapter 39: Waking Up

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39. Wakey, Wakey


Brambleclaw: *sneeks out of warriors den at moonhigh* *grabs a feather and sneeks to Jayfeather's den*

Jayfeather: *mumbles in sleep* juniper berries.....for.. uh.......*snore*....belly..aches

Brambleclaw: *tickles Jayfeather's nose with feather*

Jayfeather: *still mumbles* stop that Briarlight... It...tickles...*snores*

Brambleclaw: oh man....*SNEEZES*

Jayfeather: *snot all over face* OMG BRAMBLECLAW SERIOUSLY? *kicks Brambleclaw out of his den*

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