Oliver wasn't looking for trouble ; it seemed trouble had made a habit of finding him.
All he wanted was to have a good year, he was determined to keep his head down this time, new school new him- all that optimistic whallop.
And he was doing just fine considering all the people depending on him.
Then Farkle minkus happened.
Or
"This ain't Romeo & Juliet, it's Oliver and Farkle."
"Farkle is played by an cinnamon roll genius who wants to take over the world and-"
"I'm not a cinnamon roll- I will rule one day with you by my side!"
"Can't wait, back to the point- Oliver is played by a pansexual boy who knows how to throw a punch."
"As probably the most sane here, I feel it's my job to inform you:
They're playing them selves."