Baldteez
why is this the group chat name-
:hana ♡ hyunjin
we went bald while you were gone 😞
we were starving from having no content from hana sunbae
Sannie:
hana sunbae left us STARVING
MINGI 🍿:
yeah, i'm not joining in on whatever that is
yunho came up with the name
he was on some crack that day, idk
Wooyoungie:
excuse me,
i was not on crack that day
i'll have you know, i'm never on crack
Yunhoe:
now
spill the tea
what happened over the three months?
besides the fact you have a boyfriend
Mars 🌠:
y'all don't want to know
that clique literally tired me out
but i can't complain, because y'all tire me out as well
it all started, obviously, when i first posted
it was dry for a little bit, but i asked people to dm me
i started texting hyunjin, my wonderful boyfriend 💞
he gave off major fuckboy vibes tho
until i got to know him more after messaging everyone else
i messaged a lot of other people, but my mains were hyunjin, ten, hyuck, and kevin (+ '00 line group chat)
i also adopted this nice kid named eric
even though he's older by like, a week
i kept talking to my mains, we had a lot of sleepovers
but, this is where shit gets REAL
apparently, hyunjin, hyuck, and kevin started to like me
ten was not only gay, but my mom so he didn't like me and was not apart of that mess
hyuck asked me out on a date, but i didn't know it was for a date-date
and i was like, super stressed out
because, three of my friends liked me???
slowly, we all started getting comfortable with each other again
and kevin soon realized he only liked me like a sister, so yeah
but hyunjin and hyuck still liked me
and i didn't know which one i liked more
but, in the end, i had more feelings for hyunjin
didn't take us long to date
:hana ♡ hyunjin
sounds
eventful
Jongho 🍎:
my baby went through so much
i would comfort you, but you were so quick to replace me with that ten guy
Joongie:
he's been salty ever since he saw you and ten talk about your half-brother under your tweet
Drone Boy:
i can have more than one mom
jesus christ, hongjoong
:hana ♡ hyunjin
Joongie: