South Park Chats 'N' Shit [DI...

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I love dudmarsh (tumblr) so i gave Stan that username
Bro <3
STFU
Kyle dosen't feel the same way, Eric
Background Character?
On a scale of one to lobster...
Craig needs dating advice, has hot hair and ships Kyman
Breakups and breakthroughs
Kind of short
Pear Top Leggings
I plagiarised this part from Game Grumps
I'M WRITING AGAIN
WTF
This chapter is shitty cause im uninspired
GUYS
UM
Dare or... also dare
UGH
Clyde kills Jimmy
Lol I lied (don't hate me)
Kahls mom has got it goin on
SORRY
End

Style?

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Donttestmyburgers added idontcry, CoffeeLove and 14 others to Merry Christmas!❤️💚😝

KahlsMom yep Wendy is definitely a white girl

BROflovski why would you do this to me

TuckerFucker so? Tweek is Buddhist get over it

CoffeeLove yeah but Jews don't celebrate Christmas anyway

Kenneth69 Stans not in this chat

BROflovski hmm i think we should fix that...

BROflovski added DUDEmarsh to Merry Christmas!❤️💚😝

DUDEmarsh Kyle I thought we were friends

TuckerFucker uuuggghhhh

idontcy ugh

RedAlert ugghh

BROflovski what?

Kenneth69 you know perfectly well what Kyle James Broflovski

BROflovski my middle name isn't James

TuckerFucker now we have to do 'relationship counselling with Stendy'

BROflovski well if you add me to a group about a holiday I don't celebrate, i add your ex

KahlsMom I'm so proud I'm actually crying

Donttestmyburgers I'm regretting so much right now

DUDEmarsh we broke up yesterday

idontcry i don't remember anything from yesterday

Kenneth69 basically T-Dog held a 'festive spectacular' and everyone got drunk

YoMamaBlack never call me 'T-Dog' again

Donttestmyburgers and Stan kissed Kyle

DUDEmarsh wat

BROflovski what

DUDEmarsh no way

BROflovski are you kidding

Kenneth69 yall got really drunk

DUDEmarsh so that's why we broke up

Idontcry that and you slapped Wendy

TuckerFucker i don't remember that part

KahlsMom you and Tweek went off to fuck somewhere

CoffeLove WHAT

Kenneth69 don't worry you only made out

BROflovski I'm still in shock

DUDEmarsh no regrets

KahlsMom AHA!

BROflovski DUDE

DUDEmarsh left

KahlsMom I'm fucking ecstatic right now you have no idea

BROflovski left

Kenneth69 should we tell them?

TuckerFucker nah

Idontcry this is too much fun

Kenneth69 now they might actually get together

KahlsMom wait, why did Wendy and Stan break up

Donttestmyburgers we didn't

Idontcry oh

KahlsMom well you have now! You can go be lesbian somewhere else

Donttestmyburgers disbanded Merry Christmas!❤️💚😝

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