🎵It's gonna be a fantastic day!🎵
🎵Let's play!🎵
🎵Everybody shout hooray!🎵
🎵Hooray!🎵
🎵I'm using my Noggin today!🎵
"Stop the music!!!!!", a voice shouted.
Moose a Moose stopped singing. He looked over and noticed something off.
"Oh no. What now? Are you gonna change the name of the channel, AGAIN?!", the yellow moose asked, looking annoyed.
"No.", the voice said, revealing its self to be the head of Nickelodeon. "I don't want you singing that morning and night song anymore. It brings up Noggin and we're Nick Jr now! Besides, kids are getting too old for you. We gotta move on. No one wants a singing moose telling them what to do."
"What? But Zee and I have been on the air for so long! We took over for Feet Face!", Moose stated, Zee blinking in agreement.
The head of Nickelodeon smiled evilly.
"And you know what we did to Feet Face?", the head asked.
"Ummm, no?", Moose replied in confusion.
"Follow me, and I will show you where to go to find him.", the head stated.
Walking down a dark hallway, Moose and Zee huddled in fear. The area was spooky and loud bangs and screams could be heard.
"This is the hall of canceled mascots. Feet Face isn't the only one here, ya know. We have cereal mascots, product mascots, sports mascots. Oh my, you name it!", the head explained, keeping his evil grin wide.
A quick scream was heard, causing Moose to nearly have a heart attack.
"Wh-What was that?", the yellow moose asked in a shaky tone.
The head of Nickelodeon opened a door and inside was Stick Stickly, who was slowly being consumed by flames underneath him. The once giddy popsicle stick was now struggling from burns.
Zee was horrified, while Moose had little to now reaction. Being disappointed, the blue bird slapped Moose across the face.
"What? He was just a popsicle stick! Besides, his voice was so ugly and he sounded awful when he sang!", Moose explained.
Zee crossed her wings and tapped her foot. She knew that Moose had no idea of the annoying voice she had to listen to every day.
"These are one of the days I wish I could talk...", the blue bird thought to herself.
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The hallway grew bigger, and the screams grew louder. Moose was completely white and all of Zee's feathers fell off from fear.
"Ah, here we go. Feet Face's room.", the head of Nickelodeon said with relief. "Feet Face has been a naughty boy and I felt he needed to be punished. He has been living in this room since 2003."
2003? That year felt familiar to Moose and Zee.
"B-but, Feet Face said he had to leave Noggin back in 2003. We promised we'd watch over the channel for him. Why would he end up staying here instead of just going on with a happy life?", Moose said, shaking.
Zee suddenly realized something. Feet Face was a canceled mascot. He left Noggin because he was replaced. This had the blue bird immediately start blinking, trying to get Zee's attention. The bird was too late, however.
The door to Feet Face's room was opened. There was a horrifying scene of the beloved old mascot in tears. He was chained up and held over a tank of sharks.
"You see, Feet Face just wasn't good enough. We realized that kids love animals! Not creatures called a 'Feet Face'!", the head added. "A moose and a bird we're just more enjoyable. But even then, you two are just a snore. So I think we better get business done and then be on with our lives."
"Business? What do you mean?", Moose asked, looking at Feet Face.
The two animals were walked out of Feet Face's room quickly. They now were heading to the very end of the hallway.
"This room is where I give both of you a horrifying experience.", the head stated. "To make it simple. It will show you your personal hell. The personal hell will not end until I choose. We must get this done quick. So Moose, you first."
A large door opened, and Moose was kicked inside.
Looking around, not much was seen at all. Just...darkness.
"Huh? This is just a dark room. That's not scary at all!", Moose said, smiling a bit in relief.
From the darkness, a figure appeared. It took a second for Moose to realize who it was. This lead to a loud gasp being let out of the yellow Moose.
"Nooo! Not him! Anything but him!!!! Come on, let me out!!!!"
Infront of Moose was a recolor of him. He was blue and had a unibrow.
"Ah heh, ah heh, ah heh! It's so nice to see you again, Moose.", the recolor said, letting out a hideous laugh.
"Please! Don't remind me of that time in high school where you told everyone that I play the...tuba!", Moose begged.
"I have something much worse.", the recolor said.
"Much worse?"
"Yes. I'm gonna tell your mom about your collection!"
"My collection? Oh no! Don't tell her I collect PlayMoose magazines!"
"What? No! I'm not talking about that! I'm talking about your Gnomes on Ice cups."
"Even worse! She'll kick me out if she finds out!!!! Pleeeeease! Get me out of here! Make it stop! I'm begging you!!!!"
Zee covered her face, being deeply worried for Moose.
"Okay, Mr. A Moose. I think you're done now.", the head of Nickelodeon said, opening the door.
The recolor disappeared, and Moose walked out in tears.
"That was awful!", the yellow moose cried.
Zee was about ready to make a run for it, but the head grabbed onto her.
"Oh no you don't! It's your turn! Good luck!", the head shouted, throwing Zee into the room and shutting the door.
Like Moose, Zee saw nothing but darkness until a figure appeared into the distance. What was that figure? A large white refrigerator. Zee flew over and opened the door. Nothing scary was there. There was just a fridge filled with food.
Suddenly, a stove appeared, leading Zee to get an idea. She decided to make the most delicious grilled cheese.
So the blue bird grabbed her bread and butter, then turned the stove on. This didn't feel like a personal hell at all. Perhaps Moose was just over reacting with his.
Well...not for long. The scariest thing happened. When Zee went to go get a few cheese slices, there was only one type of cheese. The worst type of cheese too! A cheese that gave Zee chills down her spine. In the bottom drawer of the fridge was no other than expired stinky blue cheese.
The blue bird nearly screamed, but she remembered she couldn't talk. This was awful. There was no good cheese!
"Okay Zee, you're done.", the head of Nickelodeon said as he opened the door.
Zee hopped out, looking completely traumatized.
"Wh-What was in there, Zee?", Moose asked.
Zee was so shook, she couldn't even blink. She was that terrified by the sight of old cheese.
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"Well, we've reached the end of the rope. Here is your new room. This is where you will stay until Nick Jr decides to bring you back. Which will probably be never!", the head of Nickelodeon grinned.
A large metal door was opened, and the two animals were kicked down the stairs. The door then slammed shut.
"This is a basement.", Moose said, looking around. "Actually, there's no instruments of torture or scary things at all. It's almost like it's comforting in here."
Suddenly a random light turned on, revealing the recolor of Moose holding a plate of expired blue cheese.
Moose and Zee held onto each other, both now terrified. They were in for a long ride.
"Welcome to cancelation.", the recolor said.
//So lately I haven't been feeling my best and I haven't been sure of what to do with this account. Typing funny stories is just a thing I like to do to cheer myself up. Also m-attique helped me with the idea for this. So credit to her. Also the recolor in the cover is technically something random created out of boredom. Either way, I felt like doing a dumb story about some childhood characters with some creepy stuff in there. I hope you all enjoy. Also please check out my buddy m-attique Her most popular story Broken Child is almost at 1K reads and I'd appreciate if you give her some respect. Thanks for reading ;D