texts
( between anya - darling anya and ben - pick-up line guy )
pick-up line guy
heya i'm bored
talk to me please
darling anya
hi benjamin!
pick-up line guy
i see you've copied joe
and everyone else in using benjamin 😂
for real tho that's not my name
darling anya
i knowww
i just love using it 🤷🏻♀️
pick-up line guy
whatever floats your boat, love 🤣
but what's up?
darling anya
i'll have you know that zazie, mia, and tim have been flooding my notifications and spamming my dms because of you
pick-up line guy
is it about your tweet?
darling anya
ugh yes it is
pick-up line guy
well you were the one who tweeted it
not me 🤷🏼♂️
darling anya
touché
pick-up line guy
anyways
would it be weird
if i ask you a question tho
darling anya
depends on what the question would be 👀
but go ahead
pick-up line guy
uhh, are you and timothée dating?
darling anya
darling anya
darling anya
sorry i spat out my coke
me??? and tim?? nEVER GONNA HAPPEN
darling anya
i'd probably choose a rat over him
jUST KIDDING we're like siblings
so no
we're not dating
not ever
pick-up line guy
oh thank fucking god
unsent!
pick-up line guy
oh
darling anya
yep oh
why do you want to ask anyway 👀
pick-up line guy
uhh nothing !
i was just curious
since you two seem so close
darling anya
well a guy and a girl could be friends yknow
but yeah it's because we met through a friend and we've been inseparable ever since
pick-up line guy
anyway, moving on!
rami and the guys really want
to meet you
so if it wouldn't be too awkward
can i add you to our gc?
darling anya
hOld UP
YOU MEAN RAMI MALEK??
AS IN RAMI SAID MALEK WHO'S IN THE AMAZING MR. ROBOT AND WAS IN TWILIGHT AND NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM AND AN AMAZING ACTOR WHO DESERVES AN OSCAR FOR BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
pick-up line guy
yes, that rami malek
i'm offended you didn't react to me
that way tho
i'm a great actor too 😔
darling anya
but can YOU play freddie mercury perfectly?
pick-up line guy
touché
but i played roger taylor perfectly tho 😭
admit it 😏
darling anya
fine fine
you were amazing as roger taylor
darling anya
i may have had a crush on your roger taylor too
sent!
darling anya
SNICKERDOODLES THAT SENT
BYE GOTTA PETER PARKER
AND WHAT I MEAN BY PETER PARKER IS
I'M GOING ✈️ DISINTEGRATE
pick-up line guy
first of all, that's rude to peter parker
and second of all,
you had a crush on me as roger taylor?
i always knew you liked me, sweetheart ;)
darling anya
... no
when did i say that?!? where did i say that?!
pick-up line guy
you literally just messaged it to me,,,
sTOP LYING
darling anya
okay okay fine i admit it 😔
i'll have you know that wasnt meant to actually send but
roger taylor >>>>>>>> you definitely
tee hee
pick-up line guy
i DID play roger taylor tho
so by definition, you still like me equally 😉
i still win
darling anya
i suddenly dont know why im talking to you
you're EXPOSING me
pick-up line guy
you did that all by yourself 🤷🏼♂️
also ha it means u did have a crush on me
or do you still have one? 😏😉
darling anya
nO SHUT IT JFNDKSNS
stop it w the wink emojis iTS SENDING ME-
pick-up line guy
😏😉😏😉😏😉
darling anya
chief called and said
this ISN'T it
pick-up line guy
it IS it
darling anya
oml how did we come from talking abt rami and me accidentally admitting my admiration to you
oh that rhymed
pick-up line guy
aDmiRATion
sure jan
you like me 😉
darling anya
pick-up line guy
don't worry i find you
the most beautiful girl ever ;)
so it's an honor that you would
have a crush on me
as roger taylor
darling anya
HDNOEUEJEOSNSJSJ
most beautiful??
lololol i'm not even that beautiful
pick-up line guy
excuse me
have you looked at yourself in the mirror?
you're goddamn perfect
darling anya
HNDOSNSJSJSJSBSI
YOU'RE SUCH A FLIRT
also i'm laughing at the fact you really used a meme of YOURSELF
egotistic much? 🤪
pick-up line guy
self-love babe, not egotistic 🤧
and
i'm only a flirt
towards girls i like 😌
darling anya
HDJDOSNEJENEJWNSK
gUARD
pls stop w the flirting
my heart really cant take it
pick-up line guy
bitch of course he wouldn't stop flirting
he fucking likes you
darling anya
you have to buy me godiva chocolates if that was joe
pick-up line guy
i'M SORRY
my phone got hostaged again
but how did you know it was joe?
what if it was gwilym or rami?
darling anya
first, you would never call me a bitch 😂
second, "he wouldn't stop flirting" means it wasn't you bc emphasize on "he"
third, rami's TOO NICE to call me a bitch as well and possibly just say 'okay'
and fourth, gwilym's... idk with gwilym actually but he looks too kind to say something like that
so yeah, it's joe
pick-up line guy
you got everything correct
it was indeed joe
except for the fact that you think gwilym's kind
sweetheart he's one of the worst
if you get to know him
darling anya
HDNSJSJAHAH
you have to buy me godiva chocolates 🥰
or have joe buy it for me
pick-up line guy
joe says "I'M SORRY I LOV U FORGIVE ME I JUST WANTED TO EXPOSE BEN"
which, fuck joe for that
but also, i would buy you godiva chocolates
whenever if you just asked ;)
darling anya
tell joe i hate him
JUST KIDDING
i know we'd be great friends
also YAY
pls buy me godiva chocolates
pick-up line guy
what's up with you and godiva chocolates tho 😂
you seem obsessed with it
darling anya
well i AM obsessed with it
also because my last month stash of godiva chocolates got stolen and eaten by timothée so
i need a new stash
pick-up line guy
the way you're talking about it
is like it's some drugs 😂😂
darling anya
it's my drug <3333
pick-up line guy
alright alright i'll buy you some
we have to meet up for me
to be able to give it to you tho
darling anya
oh my are you asking me out on a date? 😏
pick-up line guy
yes
unsent!
pick-up line guy
if you want to think about it like that 😉
darling anya
HNDDJJSJSJS
i'm mad u were able to turn it around me 😔
but sure, just tell me when you're free so i can check my sched <3
pick-up line guy
perfect oh my god i cant wait
unsent!
pick-up line guy
yes sure!
i just realized
you never did answer my question on whether
you can be added to the borhap gc lmao
darling anya
oh holy tony stark ur right
yes sure you can add me!
i want to meet the cast anyways <3
pick-up line guy
i'll add you rn
♛
quite a long chapter of just ben and anya with anya accidentally admitting her crush on him as roger taylor lmao.
all my love towards sebasstan, -rogerstaylor and bohemianrhapsody- for constantly supporting my books— i always want to let you all know i published a new book called 'wild' and it's a freddie mercury fic! check it out <3