THE CREW – GROUPCHAT
Baby 🍼 Freddie
Rule Number Twenty Eleven:
Never
Screw
The crew
Deon 🏈
I'm hungryyyyyyyyy
Baby 🍼 Freddie
Your turn.
Deon 🏈
I'll pass.
Baby 🍼 Freddie
Awe come on. It's been my
turn for a dozen centuries !
You gotta now.
Deon 🏈
If you say so.... um
Rule Number what
number?
Baby 🍼 Freddie
Screw the numbers we
start with colours now.
Rule Number Green.... GO!
Crazy-Dave 🍐
SUH ! Praaaaaaaase bitches.
Skinny-Dave 🍏
Sup Homo Freddie
Sup Homo Deon
Sup Homo Nolan
Sup Homo Everyone
WE ARE
Tell him Dave!
Crazy-Dave 🍐
THE DAVES!
Fat-Dave 🍎
THE DAVES
Crazy-Dave 🍐
Jinx! I'll smack you when
we meet up
Skinny-Dave 🍏
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Deon 🏈
Impressive really. You guys just
learned that you all have the
same name, huh?
Skinny-Dave 🍏
Nah we learned how lit that is
Deon 🏈
We could just call you Dave 1,
Dave 2, Dave 3.... etc
Crazy-Dave 🍐
How boring
Fat-Dave 🍎
But then we'd have to
fight over who Dave 1 is
Deon 🏈
Well... EXACTLY
That's the fun of it 😁
Crazy-Dave 🍐
That'd be me. Obvi
Skinny-Dave 🍏
GOTTA BEG U PARDON
Baby 🍼 Freddie
Oh no Deon what have you
done 😅😂
Fat-Dave 🍎
We could let a race decide
that
Skinny-Dave 🍏
A race.... which you've already
lost
Crazy-Dave 🍐
BOTH SHUT UP.
Crazy-Dave is Number one 😝🥳
Skinny-Dave 🍏
Just because you can hide
better than any of us, and while
we are at it, like a little scaredy
boy too, doesn't mean you
the best of us.
Crazy-Dave 🍐
Crazy-Dave can throw best punches.
CRAZY-DAVE BEST 🥳🤩🤯
— Crazy-Dave changed his name to Dave 1 —
Fat-Dave 🍎
WHY DIDNT I THINK
OF THAT!
*throws hands up*
Dave 1️⃣
Cuz you ain't the best, faggot 🤪
— Skinny Dave 🍏 changed his name to Dave 🕒 —
Dave 🕒
HAH.
Deon 🏈
Ouch 🤧 You just degraded
yourself, Dave THREE pm
Dave 🕒
What? No. The little
finger is showing at 2pm
I'm Dave 2
Fat-Dave 🍎
Too late brother.
— Fat-Dave 🍎 changed his name to Dave 2 —
Dave 🕒
Yeah you know what?
I don't play your stupid games 😑
— Dave 🕒 changed his name to Skinny-Dave 🚬 —
Skinny-Dave 🚬
Fuck the ALL of you
Baby 🍼 Freddie
. . .
Skinny-Dave 🚬
Wait that ain't it.
I'm changing my whole
fucking name. Call me...
— Skinny-Dave 🚬 changed his name to Miguel —
Miguel
...from now on.
Or wait don't call me
at all. I'm gone for good 💁🏻♂️
Adios.
— Miguel has left the chat —
Baby 🍼 Freddie
. . .
Deon 🏈
. . .
Dave 2
. . .
Dave 1️⃣
. . .
Baby 🍼 Freddie
What the fuck was that?
Dave 1️⃣
A sensitive faggot 🤣
Baby 🍼 Freddie
He didn't have to take it
so serious...
Dave 1️⃣
He takes jokes like he takes
his dicks
Baby 🍼 Freddie
Hard?
Dave 1️⃣
YAH 🤣🤣
Baby 🍼 Freddie
😂😂😂
Dave 2
I'm jus glad i'm not the
fat Dave anymore
Dave 1️⃣
You'll always be Fat Dave.......
Deon 🏈
Unless he drops some
of his flab
Baby 🍼 Freddie
You guys have me
rolling here 😂😂
Deon 🏈
But I think he'll still be
Fat-Dave.
Baby 🍼 Freddie
Even then?
Deon 🏈
Yup. Even then.
Dave 1️⃣
Where them others at? Y'all
a boring bunch 😢
Deon 🏈
Nolan is busy keeping his
kids diapers dry
Dave 1️⃣
Don't give no shits bout Nolan.
Brendan??
Baby 🍼 Freddie
Meeting up with a
customer. Most Likely 🤔😂
Such a baddie
Dave 2
No, he went to see Aaron boy
Baby 🍼 Freddie
Did he tell you?
Dave 2
Nah. I saw them earlier
Deon 🏈
That makes you jealous
Freddie huh 😉
Dave 2
Yeah dude lol you always
complained how Brendan
was taking away everything
that you wanted, a best friend,
the last piece of cake, etc
Baby 🍼 Freddie
No way bro. I only wanted
to have Aaron as Best Friend
so I could see his Mom more
often. She's a milf
Deon 🏈
Bla Bla Bla what did he say?
I can't hear through all this
bullshit 😂
Baby 🍼 Freddie
I said, I DONT CARE THAT
AARON CHOSE BRENDAN
OVER ME BACK THEN.
Deon 🏈
You heard sumn, Dave? 😂
Dave 2
Nuh 😂
Baby 🍼 Freddie
GUYS IT WAS A LONG TIME
AGO I DONT GIVE A SHIT 😠
Deon 🏈
Wait wait wait I think I did
hear something... 🤫
Dave 2
What? 😂
Deon 🏈
A LITTLE BABY WHINING LMFAO
Baby 🍼 Freddie
Ugh I hate you all
Deon 🏈
Gonna run away now like
the other spic?
Baby 🍼 Freddie
You can't even talk like that
you're white. It's racist if you
use those names for us
Deon 🏈
Okay then, little baby.
Baby 🍼 Freddie
Remember? Rule Number
Twenty Eleven?
Dave 2
How's that rule go?
Baby 🍼 Freddie
Dont screw the crew 😐
Deon 🏈
Wait it was my turn right?
Rule Number Green: Always
make fun of the youngest.
Baby 🍼 Freddie
Soooo anyway, you all remember
how Skinny-Dave got butthurt
just now? 😂😂😂
Dave 2
He's tryna switch the topic lmao
The guys bicker around a little more
until some of them have to get to their
work places.
Me-Crazy was the first one of them to
go offline. He picked a fight with some
drunk lads standing outside an indie
store run by a young woman with auburn
hair.
Baby Freddie went home, watching the telly
after washing the dishes at his place of work.
His Mom is in the kitchen, complaining ever
so again that he's hanging around with the least
decent guys in the group instead of Aaron and
Thomas, who at least seem to have a future down
their path. Baby Freddie ignores her, knowing there
isn't much he could do about it anyway.
Fat-Dave grabs something to eat. A greasy
meatloaf from Jondala's Pizzeria. He's hopeful
that his nickname might drop once and for all,
but does nothing about it to help it.