During the celebration of christmas, wario and waluigi were sitting alone on the street, with no presents.
Wario: -Sigh-
Waluigi: Hey bro, we don't need anyone else! Don't feel so sad!
Wario looked at his power glove.
Waluigi: Could i have some chicken, please?
Wario turned around.
Wario: Sure.
Waluigi went over to wario and took some chicken, but noticed the power glove.
Waluigi: Say brother, what is that?
Wario: Oh, this is my ass scratcher.
Waluigi: What does that button do?
Wario: WAIT, DON'T TOUCH THAT!
Too late, waluigi pushed the button, and a red bolt of lightning came out of one of the fingers and struck waluigi.
Waluigi: W-wah?
He started turning to dust.
Wario: BRO, NO!
Waluigi: B-bro...w-what is go-going on?
Waluigi fully turned to dust, the wind blew the remains away, wario looked at his power glove in rage.
Wario: YOU...STUPID...GLOVE! I'MA KILL YOU!
???: STOP THAT, YOU IDIOT!
Wario: Huh?
Wario turned around to see...another wario?
Wario: Who the hell are you?!
Evil wario: Why, i am evil wario! I was born from your negative emotions.
Wario: W-what do you want?
Evil wario: That sudden moment of rage set me free, and now...
Evil wario disappeared, and then wario started to feel strange.
Wario: W-what is that impostor doing?
Evil wario: Possessing you.
Wario got possessed, and collapsed to the ground, someone noticed this.
Toadsworth: Sir? Are you ok?
Wario got up...
Wario: Heh heh heh...I feel evil...and now...I WILL TURN YOU TO DUST!
Wario held his power glove out and the same bolt of lightning struck toadsworth, turning him to dust instantly.
Wario: Yes...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I will take over the world with this!
Wario suddenly transformed into wario-man.
Wario-man: Yes...this is good armor...
Wario-man looked around to see many people, peacefully doing their thing.
Wario-man: Yes...now...time for my reign to begin!
(Meanwhile...)
Mostly everyone had gone home, it was super late, and the entire castle was a mess.
Sans: Thanks for the party glitchy...but i'm bone tired. Let's go home, paps.
Papyrus: Goodbye, humans!
The skeleton brothers left and closed the door.
Mario: I had a lotta fun today!
Meggy: Same here! It was nice to see a lot of my inkling friends, but...-Yawn- i'm getting tired.
(Y/N): Yeah...it is late, see ya in the morning glitchy.
SMG4: Goodnight you two.
You went into your room, and got under the covers, meggy hugged you.
Meggy: Thanks for the necklace. I love it so much.
(Y/N): I'm glad you love it, night meggy.
You and meggy fell asleep, SMG4 and tari were cleaning the castle, since a lot of people decided to leave a ton of litter on the floor.
SMG4: Why did they leave so much litter on the floor? Come on you guys...there's a trash bin over there!
B0b: ArE yOu tAlKInG aBoUt Me?
SMG4: No, bob.
Tari: We'll clear this up and head to bed, hey saiko, could you help us?
Saiko was too busy watching something on TV.
Tari: Saiko?
Saiko suddenly spat out her drink.
Saiko: HUH?
SMG4: What is it?
Saiko pointed to the TV.
Tari: What are you pointing at- WHOA!
There was fire all around in one of the cities of the mushroom kingdom, the news reporter was shivering in fear.
Reporter: A small but fat (THICC, sorry XD) man is going around, causing chaos to the city and turning people to dust- wait...OH SHIT, HE'S COMING, RUN!
Cameraman: Oh crap, run guys-
Wario-man: MWAHAHAHAHA! I WILL TURN YOU ALL TO DUST!
The screen suddenly turned black for a few seconds, and then 'Technical difficulties' popped up.
SMG4: Oh no...not again. We just recently recovered from xeggy!
Saiko: Well, we should do something about it!
SMG4: Alright then, saiko, tari, fishy and mario! Come with me!
The five walked out the doors and got into SMG4's deathbus.
SMG4: Hold tight everyone!
SMG4 honked the horn multiple times, and began to drive.
(Meanwhile with wario...)
Wario-man: WAHAHAHAHA! I love this weapon! And i won't lie...it does make a good ass scratcher.
???: HEY! STOP THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM.
Wario-man turned around to see X and FM with tons of military behind them.
FM: Put the glove down and get down on the floor with your hands on your head!
Wario-man: HA! You think i'll listen to mortals?
Wario-man lifted up the power glove, and began charging up an attack.
FM: HE'S RESISTING ARREST! OPEN FIR-
X: SCREW THIS!
X ran off.
FM: WHAT THE HELL, X?!
Wario-man: How wise of your friend to run off. Now...if you excuse me, i need to turn you all to wario slaves.
FM: What the hell?
Wario-man raised his hand into the air, and a ton of lightning started coming out of it, striking everyone nearby, including FM.
Wario-man: YES! I now have an army...those fools won't stand a chance now...
???: Ya think?
Luigi: It's a me, trash bag!
Bowser: And flame boi!
Wario-man suddenly began howling in laughter.
Bowser: Hey, what's so funny?
Wario-man: WHAT STUPID NAMES! What are you going to do to a god?
Bowser: Let's do it, trash bag!
???: And we'll help!
SMG4's deathbus appeared out of nowhere.
Mario: It's ya boi, fat man!
Fishy: Sonic boop!
Saiko: And me...uhhh...what is my name?
Tari: And mine? I didn't think of one.
SMG4: Ummm...saiko can be...ermmmm...i know! 'Hammer gal!'
Saiko: Hmm...i'll take it.
SMG4: And tari can be...'Cyborg gamer!'
Tari: I like it!
SMG4: And i'll be...GOD OF MEMES!
Wario-man began howling in laughter again.
Wario-man: What are a bunch of roleplayers going to do?!
Mario: Let's get him, super-dudes!
The super dudes jumped at wario-man, but the battle didn't last long, as all of the heroes got their asses kicked.
SMG4: H-holy shit...he's...too powerful...
Saiko: No...how can this be?!
Wario-man: You hurt me, saiko, and for that...i'll turn you to dust.
Fishy: NO!
Wario-man fired a bolt of red lightning at saiko.
Saiko: AHHHHH!
Fishy jumped in front of saiko.
Tari: FISHY, WHAT ARE YOU-
Fishy was hit by the red lightning.
Fishy: I-i...don't f-feel so...g-good...
Fishy collapsed onto the floor and started turning to dust.
Wario-man: Hmph. See you mortals soon.
Wario-man disappeared.
Saiko: Fishy...don't leave me...please...
Fishy: Hey...d-don't cry...saiko...don't w-worry...i'll still be by y-you...
Fishy fully turned into dust.
Saiko then let her tears go, and she broke.
Saiko: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Tari: S-saiko...i'm...sorry for your loss...
SMG4: We gotta head back and warn the others. This is not good.
Everyone got back on the deathbus, and drove back home.
(I don't think anyone was expecting such a heavy chapter after christmas, huh? And thus, the wario arc begins finally...)
Lata!