Me: I am da wind and sea! I am this book's author, you can call me chibi-chan!!
Menma: *throwing sparta to me* :D
Me: and she is da another wind and sea! Menma-sama!!
Menma: *throwing sparta to herself* :D
Me: and those are the victims! IE cast no minna tachi!!!
Menma: *throwing sparta to IE cast* :D
IE cast: wtf