~David Beckham~
- P.E coach
- cocky
- knows he's hot
- shows off his tattoos
- shouts and blows his whistle every 15 seconds
- swears in front of students
- eats lunch with the fck boys
- makes you do extra laps
- girls too busy drooling over him
- shows off his abs
- voted 'the hottest teacher' in the school yearbook
- shows off his muscles
- makes the weak kids come to the front and demonstrate
- pats them on the back and laughs with the class