South Park Chats 'N' Shit [DI...

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I love dudmarsh (tumblr) so i gave Stan that username
Bro <3
STFU
Background Character?
On a scale of one to lobster...
Style?
Craig needs dating advice, has hot hair and ships Kyman
Breakups and breakthroughs
Kind of short
Pear Top Leggings
I plagiarised this part from Game Grumps
I'M WRITING AGAIN
WTF
This chapter is shitty cause im uninspired
GUYS
UM
Dare or... also dare
UGH
Clyde kills Jimmy
Lol I lied (don't hate me)
Kahls mom has got it goin on
SORRY
End

Kyle dosen't feel the same way, Eric

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By marvelous-writing

(a continuation of Bro <3)

Kahlsmom changed the group name to gimme

BROflovski why 'gimme'?

Kahlsmom cause I need you to gimme the homework

Kenneth69 bold of you to assume I did the homework

BROflovski bold of you to assume I'd give it to you

DUDEmarsh ......

DUDEmarsh WE HAD HOMEWORK?!?!

BROflovski jfc dude

DUDEmarsh hey fatass, guess wut?

Kahlsmom what?

BROflovski I just sent Stan the homework

Kahlsmom SON OF A JEW

BROflovski well, you're not wrong. I see no reason to take offense to that.

Kenneth69 srsly Kyle who the fuck uses full stops when typing

DUDEmarsh Kyle apparently

Kahlsmom suck it Jew

BROflovski I'm sorry, Eric. But I don't feel the same.

Kahlsmom wat

BROflovski I....don't love you. And I know, that you are hurting. But I love someone else, and you must move on.

Kahlsmom wtf are you talking about

Kenneth69 he's too disappointed to admit...

DUDEmarsh the first stage of grief: denial

Kahlsmom you guys too?!

Kenneth69 one like = one prayer

DUDEmarsh 👎

BROflovski 👎

Kenneth69 👎

Kahlsmom I don't think I've ever been more confused in my entire life

DUDEmarsh Kyle doesn't feel the same, Eric. He doesn't love you as you love him

Kenneth69 have you tried dating older men instead?

BROflovski who's using punctuation now, Kenneth?!

Kenneth69 we were talking about full stops, not question marks

BROflovski oh fuck off

Kahlsmom I'M STILL CONFUSED SO SCREW YOU GUYS, IM GOING HOME

DUDEmarsh 1. You already are home, 2. anger is the second stage of grief

BROflovski how do you know so much about the five stages of grief, Stan?

DUDEmarsh uhhh I just do?

Kenneth69 no one is buying that

DUDEmarsh I'm aware

BROflovski seriously, get some help

DUDEmarsh nip

DUDEmarsh *nope

BROflovski oh here we go

Kenneth69 who's nip? Do you need nip help? I know a guy

BROflovski well, as a wise scholar once said: "fuck this Shit im out"

Kahlsmom guys?

Kahlsmom I still need that homework...

Kahlsmom oh ffs

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