~Zlatan Ibrahimović~
- the school hustler
- gambles at lunch and always wins
- has an authoritative presence
- confident
- extremely tall
- funny without trying
- blunt
- sarcastic
- undercover assassin
- has connections with the mafia
- chicks flicks are his guilty pleasure 🍿
- knows every mean girls quote by heart
- threatens teachers
- carries a butter knife
- looks like Captain Hook
- works part time a phoney fortune teller 🔮