~Edinson Cavani~
- the dumb jock
- is a beast when he's angry
- gives off young Johnny Depp vibes
- daddy asf
- only dates short girls
- loves his dog
- brings it to class
- has the brain of a peanut
- needs a haircut asap
- looks good with a man bun
- burps in class
- sticks his chest out
- constantly tenses his muscles 💪🏼
- does armpit farts in class and laughs
- gives girls perverted smiles
- but has a cute smile
- gassed about his jawline
- always wears a hairband
- shows off his athletic ability
- plays Uruguayan music out loud in class
- shakes his wet hair like a dog in the classroom
- sits in peoples desks on purpose
- gets girls to tutor him only to end up smashing
- looks like handsome sculpture squidward
- works part time as a dog walker 🐕