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T-series close to catching up with pewds. We must not allow that to happen. We must fight back. I'm doing... More

Bitch Lasagna
Bitch Lasagna
I forgot about this but lets roll with it
Bitch Lasagna
Bitch Lasagna
This is dedicated to VVSHOBIMOND
Bitch Lasagna
Birch Lasagna
Bitch Lasagna
Bitch Lasagna
Ive been spelling lasagna wrong the entire time and happy new years
Bitch Lasagna
Bitch Lasagna
Witch Savanna
Bitch Lasagna
Bitch Lasagna
Bitch lasagna
Bitch Lasagna
Bitch Lasagna
bitch Lasagna
Bitch Lasagna
Bitch Lasagna
Bitch Lasagna
Bitch lasagna
B
I
T
C
H
L
A
S
G
N
A
T-Series
Suck
My
Ass
This might be the last chapter
SIKE U THOT
Yeet
Skdeet
Beat
The
Meat
Bitch
Played
Minecraft
AND IT DIDNT DIE
Time for sum witch savanna
๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ
โ„น๏ธ
โž•
โ‚ฌ
๐Ÿจ
๐Ÿ›ด
๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ
๐Ÿ’ฒ
โ’ผ
โ„•
๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ
๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ
We aparently lost
Im gonna stop this
BUT AM I GUNNA
Vote for pewds to play happy wheels
69 ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) 69
I wanna
Kashoot myself
Oopsie doopsie
I dont have anymore creative title names
I guess its going back to Bitch Lasagna
Bitch Lasagna
I shall not dishonour you
Hey
Its been a awhile
Frick
I forgot to post
Whatever
T series is leading by 10k
This is the end boys
Holy ship
We in the lead again
THIS ISNT ENDING!!!!!
WERE 200k IN THE LEAD!!!
T SERIES SUCK MY NON EXISTANT ASIAN SMELLY ASS BALLS
Frick
I kinda forgot about this
But heres congratulations
Sub gap is closing in
We are desperate
We must persevere
We must give the indian bros the music videos
If we dont then
Oh no
And we reached 100 chapters

Bitch Lasagna

18 6 1
By i-m-n-ass

[Intro]
I don't like you T-Series
Nothing personal kid
But I must go all out
Just this once

[Verse 1]
Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down T-Series I'm here to spill the real tea (Uh)
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fuckin' done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you, *clap clap* zero, bye bitch, gone
So come on T-Series, looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna

[Chorus]
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama
[Verse 2]
So who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? (Ew)
I'm a blue eyes white dragon while you're just dark magician (Oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (Oops)
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it came from a mumble rap community
No papa, no papa, yes papa, Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fucking party with some—

[Chorus]
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series they just wetting their pajama
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna

[Outro]
You got a population of one point three-two billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million
Sub-bot!

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