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Note: During the wedding I'll be singing 'I Don't Know What Love Is' from the A Star is Born Soundtrack but in the story it will be an original song because ofc this movie doesn't exist in here!
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*Third Person POV*
Tracy dialled Doug's phone as she was getting ready for her wedding, it rang until it hit his voicemail "Hey you've reached Doug. Sorry I missed your call. Please leave a name and number and I'll get back to you!" Tracy then dialled Lily's phone truly hoping she out of anyone would answer, it rang until it hit her voicemail as well "Hey it's Lily. Sorry I didn't get your call but I will as soon as I can! Oh and don't call me more than twice, it pisses me off!" Tracy then dialled Stu's phone, it went straight to voicemail too "Hi you've reached Dr. Stuart Price. Please leave a message-" Tracy ended the call and dialled Phil's phone, it rang until it hit his voicemail as well "Hey it's Phil. Leave me a message or don't! Do me a favour, don't text me, it's gay!" None of them answered their phones and she didn't know where the guys and Lily were and the wedding is in a couple of hours, she honestly didn't know what was happening "Anything?" her mother Linda asked coming from looking out the window at all the people getting the venue ready "I tried them all, it keeps going straight to voicemail!" Tracy said as a girl was brushing her hair "Well there has to be an explanation!" Linda said "Sweetie, it's Vegas! You lose track of time in those casinos! There's no windows, there's no clocks! He's probably on a heater, and you never walk away from the table when your on a heater!" Sid said, Tracy's father, while reading a magazine "Well you do if your getting married!" Linda said seriously, the phone then rang which made Tracy quickly pick up "Hello?" "Tracy it's Phil!" "Phil, where the hell are you guys?! I'm freaking out!!" "Ya listen, ah...... we fucked up!" "What are you talking about?!" "The bachelor party, the whole night it- things got out of control and uh...... we lost Doug!" "What?!!!" "We can't find Doug!" "What are you saying Phil?! We're getting married in FIVE HOURS!!" "Yeah.... that's not gonna happen!"
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I was sitting on the top of the front of the car as Stu and Alan leaning on it and Black Doug peeing behind the car, I watched Phil talk with Tracy who was never going to forgive us even if we do find Doug, she made me be the one who was supposed to make sure everything went down smoothly but I mean you put me in a situation with Vegas, a fucked up Alan that nobody can control, Phil Wenneck, a fucked up drug dealer and alcohol with drugs, as if I can control what will happen! Especially as I'm with Phil which makes me act like him, not that I don't like it because it's really fucking fun but I'm too stupid to control this shit! "Thanks for the lift back to town!" Black Doug said as he came from the back of the car "Ya!" Alan said with a smile "I got a question for you!" Stu said "What's up?" Black Doug said "How did you wind up in Chow's car?" Stu asked "What kind of question is that?!" I asked, it was obvious how it happened "I want to know!" Stu said "He was obviously kidnapped from Chow and his men!" I said "Yup, that's it!" Black Doug said "Ok but why? Why you?" Stu asked "Cause he thought I was with you guys because we were all hanging out at the Bellagio's!" "What?" Stu asked "We we're at the Bellagio's?" Alan asked "Ya we were shooting crabs, you don't remember?" "No actually because this dumbass drug dealer gave Alan Rufilin! Now we can't remember shit from last night!" I said in a bitchy tone "Rufilin. There you go with that word. Rufilin, Rufilin! What the hell is a Rufilin?!" Black Doug said, wow he's one fucked dealer, not knowing what he fucking sells to customers "WOW, you are the world shittest drug dealer!" Stu said annoyed "Rufilin! It's know as the day rape drug! You fucking sold Alan roofies not Ecstasy you dumbass!!" I said "Oh shit I must have mixed up the bags! My fault Alan! Damm Marshall's gonna be pissed off at my on that one!" Black Doug said "Whatever!" Stu said quietly "Good job!" I said in a very sarcastic bitchy tone! "It's funny because just the other day, me and my boy were wondering why they even called them roofies! You know what I'm talking about?!" Black Doug said "No!" Stu and I both said "Why not floories, cause when you take them your more likely to end up on the floor then the roof!" Black Doug said "What about groundies! That's a good name for them!" Black Doug said "Or how about rapies!" Alan said, what the fuck is wrong with them?! "Wait what did you just say?!" Stu asked "Rapies!" Alan said "Not you, Doug! What did you say before?!" Stu asked "I said groundies!" Black Doug said "No before that you said, you're more likely to end up on the floor then the roof!" Stu said looking at me, it made me think, if your not going to be on the floor, then HOW ABOUT THE ROOF! DOUGS ON THE FUCKING ROOF!!! "HOLY SHIT!" I said as I hopped off the car as Stu and I both ran to Phil "Phil! Phil!" we both yelled "Trace I'm really sorry-" Phil was saying to Tracy on the phone when Stu pushed him down to the ground making him drop the phone and fall to the ground coughing as he got his air knocked out if him again "Phil?! Hello?!" Tracy said from the phone, Stu went for the phone and began talking as I was making sure Phil was ok "Tracy! It's Stu!" "Ah, nothing, don't listen to Phil he's completely out of his mind and still drunk from last night!" Stu said back to the phone "Baby, you ok?!" I said to Phil "Ya!" he said in a groggy voice as I helped him up "He is paying the bill! We just had a delicious brunch and we're in a big hurry to get back so we got to get going! Ok we'll see you soon!" Stu said hanging up the call, not even letting Tracy talk, Stu got up and Phil pushed him pist "WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!" "PHIL WE KNOW WHERE DOUG IS!" I said grabbing his arm which made Phil shocked "What?!" Phil said "COME ON LETS GO!" Stu said as we all ran to the car as I began to drive back to Caesars Palace, Phil a bit out of breath from the fall he had and Stu, Alan and Black Doug very squished together at the back "How?" Phil asked "I don't know it just hit me and Lily catched on!" Stu said "You know how we saw Doug's mattress on the roof!" I said "Ya we threw it out the window!" Phil said "How the hell are you going to get the mattress up to the roof through the window that don't open in hotels?!!" I said "So then how did- OH MY GOD!" "I KNOW!" Stu and I both said "W-w-wait what's going on?!" Alan asked not catching on "Doug was trying to signal someone!" I said "HOLY SHIT!" Phil said still shocked "How did you figure that out?!" Phil asked "Doug did!" I said "Doug?" Phil asked "This Doug not our Doug! And Stu too!" I said "Ok can someone tell me where white Doug is?" Alan asked "He's on the roof Alan!" Phil said "YES HE'S ON THE FUCKING ROOF!" I said "We probably took him up there with the mattress as a prank so he would wake up on the roof!" I said as I could picture that happening "Yes of course! Something you two would do!" Stu said "Exactly!" Phil said laughing "It's like that time in Summer camp! Remember we moved his sleeping bag out by the lake!" Phil said which made Stu and I laugh as we all went to camp together! "Which was the we've best!" I said "Ya it was hilarious! Again something you two planed!" Stu said "Well ya! But this time it's not so funny because we didn't remember where he was because of some people!" I said looking through the mirror and looking at Black Doug and Alan! "You guys are fucking retarded! You know that!" Black Doug said "Holy shit! Do you thinks he's still up there?!" Phil said "I'm pretty sure but there's only one way to find out!" I said with a smile! When we made it to Caesars Palace, Black Doug left and we made it seem like we forgot something in our room but headed up to the roof to look for Doug! "DOUG! DOUG! DOUG!" we all yelled as we opened the roof door, Alan keeping it open with a cement block "DOUG YOU UP HERE BUDDY?!" Phil yelled "DOUG! DOUG! WHERE YOU AT?!!" I yelled checking a part of the roof as Phil, Stu and Alan did others "HEY GUYS!" Stu yelled turning to us as we all turned to him hoping he found Doug "HES OVER HERE!" making all of us feel relief "HOLY SHIT!" I said running to where Stu was, Phil coming behind me Alan as well, "HES OK!" Stu said as he was kneeled down to a sunburned Doug siting on the ground leaning on a part of the roof "DOUG!" I said running to him "Oh, we gotta go buddy!" Stu said as we both helped him up "Holy shit! We have been looking everywhere for you!" I said to him, Alan and Phil making it to where we were "What the fuck is going on?!" Doug asked very groggy and unsteady "We can explain everything later!" I said "Right now we gotta go!" Stu said checking his watch "Hey bud! You ok?!" Phil asked "No, I'm not ok!" Doug said unsteady "You look good! You got some colour, I'm jealous!" Phil said nicely which made me try not to snicker as Doug was all sunburned which made him have colour in a bad way "I'm getting married today!" Doug said looking at Stu then to me as we were still holding him "Yes you are! And that's why Doug you need to focus and you need to do everything we say because frankly your wasting a little bit of time right now!" Phil said looking at his watch then to Doug "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" Doug said jumping on Phil and throwing him to the ground, wow Phil getting tackled two times today, actually really funny! Phil groaned as his back hit the cement ground very hard and Doug rolled off crying about his skin which hurt as he made contact with Phil which made sense, sunburns are a fucking bitch! I kneeled down to make sure both Phil and Doug were ok "Oh my God, are you ok?!" I asked both of them, Phil nodded, Alan kneeled down and tried to touch Doug's cheek but Doug slapped his hand away and said "Don't touch me! Shut up! All of you guys shut up! Only- only Lily can help me because she didn't have anything to do with this! Just take me home! Just take me home!" Doug said, his voice fading at the end as he calmed down "Ok, let's go!" I said as I got Doug up, Stu helping me, I then helped Phil up who was lying on the ground still in a pain from his back from the fall, I would be dying if I was him and the same with Doug! We then made our way downstairs as we put Doug in a wheelchair without the front desk knowing as we returned the keycard they gave us to go to our room and 'get what we forgot!' as to what we told them! Phil and I quickly bought a hat and some water for Doug as Stu called airlines to see if there were any available flights back to LA, once we got the things we headed to the car "What about the one after that?!" Stu said to his phone "You can not be serious?!" Stu said irritated as he then hung up the phone "God dammit! Every flight to LA is booked!" Stu said "Shit!" I said "What about to Burbank?!" Phil asked "Sold out!" Stu said "Oh fuck! We can't drive there. The wedding starts in three and a half hours!" Phil said as he was pushing Doug that was on the wheelchair "Well what else are we gonna do?!" I asked "It's the only possible way!" "We can drive there! We can do it!" Stu said encouraged, I then saw Jade waving siting on a bench by the garden in the entrance the hotel has "Stu!" I said so he would look "Just give me one second!" Stu said as he ran to Jade "We will leave without you!" Phil said "Let him! He really needs it!" I said to Phil who understood. "Is he missing a tooth?!" Doug asked making us snicker a bit "Ya!" Alan said back, Alan was then being annoying that we had to put the roof down so he put it down but it wouldn't go fully down "It's good!" Phil said "No! Safety first!" Alan said "Alan it's fine! It's down!" Phil said getting annoyed "No, I got to get it down first!" Alan said going to the other side and about to try to push it down "Jesus Christ! Here!" I said so annoyed, I got in the car "Don't mess the car up!" Alan said as I jumped on it to make it go fully down so Alan could shut up and we could go! We put Doug in the backseat as I then went to return the wheelchair, when I came back I stood by Phil waiting for Stu who was still talking to Jade "How come everyone thinks your so innocent?!" Phil asked "What?!" I said "Your not that innocent you know!" Phil said "How?!" I asked wanting to see what he would say "Well.... how about having sex with me on top of a police car!" Phil said with a smirk "We do not talk about that situation!" I said seriously which made him snicker "Ok, ok! How about when you fought Brittney Matthews in high school!" Phil said "Ah, I never fought her!" I said acting innocent "Bullshit! You fought with her cause she made out with me at the football game!" Phil said insisting "How did you find that out?!" I asked "I might have seen you guys!" "Well I didn't fight her cause she made out with you, I fought her cause she was pissing me off with all the shit she would do!" I said "Come on! You never fought Halley when she talked shit about you and me!" Phil said which made me do a face trying to hide that I also fought with her "Holy shit you fought with her too!" Phil said shocked "Well why did you think she would just stop! I had to so she would shut her tramp mouth!" I said making Phil snicker "See, I told you!" Phil said "Well I'll show you not being innocent after the wedding!" I whispered in a seductive tone into his ear with a smirk "Well I'll be the judge of that!" Phil said grabbing my waist and kissing me hard! We then broke the kiss as we should be heading out now so we got into the car "Stu!" Phil yelled tapping the windshield "Stu!" Alan yelled tapping the windshield too copying Phil again "Come on!" Phil yelled "Come on!" Alan yelled right after which made Phil give Alan a glare like 'what the fuck man' , Stu then made his way to the car as Jade waved goodbye to me which I returned, she then walked away as Stu scooted in the back with Doug and I which making us all very squished as Phil, Stu and I couldn't even fit in the back when we were heading to Vegas which caused me to sit on Phil's lap, Alan went on the passengers seat cause he really wanted to so I let him as Phil drove "At least the trip wasn't a total disaster!" Doug said "What makes you say that?!" Alan asked "When I woke up on the roof, I happened to find $80,000 worth of Bellagio chips in my pocket!" Doug said holding the chips in his hand which made us all shocked and so happy at the same time "Yessss!" I said "Oh My God!" Stu said "Looks like we're going home with some money guys!" Doug said with a smile which made us all cheer and scream! "What happened to the car?!" Doug asked "Ah, a tiger may have ruined it as we pushed the car to its owner's house for the last mile cause it woke up!" Stu said making Doug confused "It's fine! Phil has a great person who does interior in LA!" I said as Phil nodded "Ok!" Doug said as he then looked down to my left hand, this is it, this is when I tell my brother I married his best friend that's also my best friend! "Did you get married?!" Doug asked me "Yes! Doug, please don't freak out!" "Who did you marry?!" Doug asked "I married Phil but he said he loved me and I love him s-" "Congratulations!" Doug said interrupting me "What?!" "Congrats! I'm happy for you two! I always knew you would eventually be together!" Doug said "So your not mad?!" Phil asked "No man! I know you love her a lot and I know she really loves you! Just don't break her heart you asshole!" Doug said snickering a bit "I won't!" Phil said snickering "Thanks Doug!" I said hugging him "Oh and if we're talking about people getting married, I think you should know Stu married a girl named Jade who is a very sweet and nice person, that is also a hooker!" I said laughing "LILY!" Stu yelled which made Phil and Alan start laughing "We said we wouldn't talk about that!" Stu said as he slightly pushed me "Sorry!" I said laughing "Wow Stu! Good one!" Doug said, just then a van that's from a tux shop comes right beside us beeping at us "That's him!" Alan said getting up, Alan called a guy he knew that worked at a tux shop to come and bring some tuxedos for the guys and a dress that looks exactly like the bridesmaids dress that I was supposed to wear which is at my house!
The guy opened the door to the van "Hey Neeco" Alan said "Yeah! What's up Alan?!" Neeco said, we made our car and the van be right beside each other so he could pass us the things, he passed us one large package "Whoah! Watch out!" Neeco said as we were about to crash to a car that was in front of us cause Phil wasn't paying that much attention "Oh shit!" Phil said as he went around the car and we catched up to the van again, Neeco then gave us another package "This ones for the lady!" Neeco said "Thanks Neeco!" I said with a smile making him smile back, he then gave us one more large package as Stu shook his hand and said "Thanks man!" "You got it man! Adios!" Neeco said and we both went our ways! "Who the hell was that guy?" Stu asked "Thats my buddy! I called him to help us with the suits and dress!" Alan said, we then stopped at the side of the road to get ready, as I was taking off the outfit I had on cars that were passing were beeping and some of them whistled out the window annoying me and making Phil pist that he made me get ready behind the car! Once I had my dress on, I curled my hair and did my makeup as Phil and the guys got their suits on and fixed their hair, I helped fix Phil's and Doug's tie as I then said "Ok let's go!" as everyone got in except Alan which wasn't done getting ready, Phil started to drive making Alan run to the car and hop in the back as I went in the front, the guys did their final touches once we were in LA, Doug shaving his chin as Phil putting his glasses on and Stu putting his socks on with his dress shoes! Once we made it to the neighbourhood, we parked the car and rushed to the door and went in, everyone giving us a dirty look! "Hey, sorry Map Quest took us on a really crazy route!" Stu said lying which actually was a pretty good lie! "Your late!" Tracy said "I know we're sorry!" I said "Here you forgot this!" Tracy said happily handing me a white rose hair piece that she wanted me to wear "Thanks Trace!" I said with a smile, grabbing the hair piece as she gave me a hug "What's that?" Tracy asked looking at my hand and the ring as everyone went to the backyard where the wedding was going to take place "I'll tell you after!" I said with a smile, Doug went down the aisle to his spot, the groomsmen were escorting the bridesmaids so Stu went first with one of the bridesmaids and then Alan with another bridesmaid, then it was made of honour which is me and best man which is Phil to walk down the aisle, "Wait!" Phil said as he grabbed the hair piece from my hand and placed it on the side of my head "There, you look even more beautiful!" Phil said as he smiled, I looked at Phil with a smile "Thanks!" I said kissing Phil quickly, I grabbed his arm as we then walked down the aisle together, Phil and I smiled at Doug which he did back as we then went to our spots, the ring bearer walked down and then the three young flower girls throwing the pedals on the ground along the way! Lastly was the bride, the musicians started playing 'The Wedding March' as everyone got up, Tracy walked down the aisle with Sid, she was wearing a beautiful white dress while holding a bouquet of white roses!
"How's my hair?" Alan asked Stu "It looks good!" Stu said back "Does it look like Phil's?" Alan asked making me try not to roll my eyes so nobody would see "Its classic Phil!" Stu said, we all smile at Tracy who was smiling a lot, "She looks beautiful man!" Phil says to Doug which is just admiring his wife to be! I looked over at Phil who was making sure his lip wasn't bleeding which made me snicker a bit, he looked so hot with his suit, I couldn't even picture how our wedding was like! Sid then let go of Tracy after she kissed him on the cheek and went to her spot, Doug went to hug Sid and says quietly but I was able to hear "Sorry I'm late!" Sid winked at Doug and said "Vegas!" and sat down at the front as Doug went to his spot again "Where were you and why are you so red?!" Tracy whispered to Doug "Honey, it's a long story!" Doug whispered back which made Phil, Stu, Alan and I all look at each other wondering if we were ever going to really tell Tracy! "We are gathered here today because of the strength of love and promises kept!" the priest said, Phil and I locked eyes and we both smiled, fuck I love him "All I know is I'm so sorry! And I promise for as long as we're married, to never, ever put you through anything like this again! Can you forgive me?" Doug said quietly, Tracy smiled a forgiving smile and my brother and my now sister-in-law got happily married! When the wedding was over I went to Phil and kissed him passionately which I was dying to do "Hello to you too!" he said smirking "Oh, I'm sorry I thought you were my husband!" I said jokingly which made him snicker, we then headed to a reception table and grabbed some food to eat and drinks! We haven't ate in, like, forever so I grabbed as much as I could "Well your hungry!" Phil said laughing at me a bit as we walked to our table "Ya well I haven't ate for 2 days so I'm now filling up!" I said laughing a bit which made him snicker "Hey I won't judge! Got a lot on my plate too!" Phil said as I looked at his plate "But that's how much you eat every time! I don't!" I said "True!" he said as we both snickered sitting down as we then started to eat, the band Tracy hired was singing 'Candy Shop' which was horrible and very hard to listen to even though Doug and Tracy and other guests were dancing to it! I then heard a familiar voice which made me turn around and see Melissa hounding Stu "Uh oh!" I said "What?" Phil asked as he turned around and saw as well, we saw her grab his mouth and open it as she most likely saw the tooth Stu was missing "Stu, WHAT THE FUCK is going on?!" Melissa yelled to Stu, we couldn't make out anything else they said "Do you think he's going to lie to her?" Phil asked "Nah, I think she's gonna get the whole damm truth!" I said back "REALLY WELL THEN WHY DID I DO IT?! HUH CAUSE I DID IT! RIDDLE ME THAT! WHY'D I DO IT?! You know sometimes I think all I do is what you want me to do! I'm sick of doing what you want me to do all the time! I think in a healthy relationship sometimes the guy should be able to do what he wants to do!" Stu yelled "Here it comes!" I said to Phil which made him snicker as we both know it's coming "THAT IS NOT HOW THIS WORKS!" she yelled as loud as she could which made the band stop singing and make everyone's attention to them "OH GOOD! BECAUSE WHATEVER THIS IS AIN'T WORKING FOR ME!" Stu yelled back which made Phil and I smile because he finally stood up for himself and is finally ending that fucked up relationship "Finally!" Phil said "Yes!" I said back "Oh really?!" "Ya!" "SINCE WHEN?!" Melissa yelled "Say it man!" Phil said hoping he would say what she did "SINCE YOU FUCKED THAT WAITER ON YOUR CRUSIE LAST JUNE! BOOM!" Stu yelled back as he hit the table which left Melissa in shock and made everyone question what was happening "You told me it was a bartender!" Alan said "Oh, you're right I stand corrected! It was a bartender! You fucked a bartender!" Stu said "YOU'RE AN IDIOT!" she yelled back "Say she's a Fucking Bitch! Come on, she's a fucking bitch!" I said as we both hoped he would say that "YOUR- YOU-AHHH! YOU ARE SUCH A BAD PERSON!! LIKE ALL THE WAY THROUGH TO YOUR CORE!!" Stu said leaving Melissa there to say nothing! Stu then hit the table and said "Alan, should we dance?!" walking away and leaving her there "LET'S DO THIS!" Stu said walking to the dance floor causing the band to play an up beat song "Come on!" Phil said standing up and reaching for my hand, we made our way to the dance floor and we all started dancing and laughing cheering together!! Once the band was done their song I had an idea to go up and sing, I was planning on doing that anyways but I still haven't pick out a song yet, so I decided to sing a song I wrote "Watch this!" I said to the guys as I quickly kissed Phil and left his embrace and went up to the mini stage they had, the band singer gave me the mike "Hey guys! I had an idea to sing a song for my brother and now sister-in-law but I never picked a song to sing so I've decided to sing an original song that I've wrote recently!" I said as everyone looked interested in what they were going to hear, I felt a bit nervous so I looked over at Phil who was smiling at me, a warm smile that calmed me, the band started to play the music as I had given it to them after the wedding
"I don't know what love is, If I can't have you here, I don't know what love is, I think that it's just fear
I don't know the tempo, Of my heart's concerto, It all seems like a dream, It's not, I know there's something real out there for me"
I sang looking at Doug and Tracy who were smiling at each other as they were dancing together like many other couples were as well! Phil, Stu and Alan were standing watching and smiling, they always would tell me my voice was beautiful!
"I swear I've seen an angel, A paradise in blue, every color I choose, But I don't know what love is, But I think it might be you"
I sang now looking at Phil, the love of my life! He was standing there smiling and staring his beautiful ocean eyes towards me which I loved so much! I smiled back as a continued to sing
"If I had the courage, I'd know just what to do, Sometimes I have to crawl, And everyday I fall, Tryin' just to stand by you"
I sang as every memorable moment I had with Phil during my whole life was playing in my mind for the rest of the song making me just stare right at Phil, the protagonist of the song!
"I swear I've seen an angel, A paradise in blue, every color I choose, But I don't know what love is, But I think it might be you"
Then the music stopped and everyone stopped dancing and started clapping! Some people even whistled like Phil! Doug, Stu, Alan and Tracy were all smiling at me but not as much as Phil was, I've never seen that huge of a smile but I know I'll never forget it! The song wasn't that long but I loved it so much! I've been writing it these past years, a verse representing a time I've had! The song was about Phil, our whole relationship and everything! I finally finished it by making the chorus, my favourite lyric is the end of the chorus 'I don't know what love is, But I think it might be you!' which just justifies everything! Anyways I walked off the stage as Doug said "That was amazing Lil'!" "It truly was!" Tracy said "Fantastic job!" Doug said as he hugged me "Thanks Douggie!" I said "I can't believe you wrote that, it's amazing!" Tracy said as she also hugged me "Ya well I got some really good inspiration!" I said looking at Phil who was waiting for me! I then walked over to Phil "Hey!" "Hey! That was-" Phil began to say but I interrupted him "Amazing? I know!" I said smirking "You wrote that song?" Phil asked holding my waist and dancing to the music the band was playing "Ya! Why?" "Who's it about?!" Phil asked jokingly "Um, this really ugly guy that oddly I'm really good friends with! I love him so much but I really don't know why! But trust me he's really ugly, it's so sad!" I said smirking "Wow, how dare you! Give him a chance!" Phil said acting offended "I'll see!" I said as I kissed him hard and passionately! We continued to dance until Phil came up with an idea "Hey let's go have some drinks with the guys!" "Sure!" I said as we went to grab a case of beer from inside the house and called Stu and Doug to come have some drinks at the patio which was at the back of the backyard, they all agreed and we made our way, we didn't know where Alan was but we went anyways. Maybe it was for the better! Doug sat down on a chair, Stu sitting on another and Phil sitting on a chair as I sat on his lap because there wasn't anymore! "Douggie, I gotta tell you man this was a gorgeous wedding!" Stu said as I took a sip of my beer "I give it six months!" Phil said which made me punch him lightly "You're a dick!" Stu said which made Phil snicker "How long do you give us?!" I asked curious as to what he was going to say "Forever till the day I die!" Phil said with a genuine smile as I smiled back which made Doug and Stu smile as well, he then pulled me in closer than I already was as we kissed then broke off the kiss as we knew Doug probably wouldn't like seeing that too much! "I don't know what to say! Thanks for the bachelor party I guess!" Doug said "Yeah, I just wish we could actually remember some of it!" Stu said which made all of us snicker "Hey guys, look what I found!" Alan said coming to us "Woah! That's my camera!" Stu said sitting up "Yeah it was lodged in the backseat of the car!" Alan said holding the camera in his hands "Holy shit is there photos on it?" I asked "Yeah! Some of its even worse than we thought!" Alan said "No fucking way, give me that!" Phil said reaching for the camera as Alan gave it to him, Doug stood up and took it out of his hands "W-w-w-wait! We look at these pictures together, ok? One time! And then we delete the evidence!" Doug said, Stu then stood up "I say we delete it right now!" I then got up as Phil stood right behind me "Are you nuts?! I want to find out how Lily and I winded up in the hospital! Is that in there?!" Phil said "Yeah that's in there!" Alan said "Guys, one time! Deal?!" Doug said "Deal!" all of us said, Doug then turned on the camera and there popped the first photo "Oh dear Lord!" Stu said loudly as Phil and I made a face "That's classic!" Alan said laughing!
Photo 1: Alan laying with a half naked girl
Photo 2: Stu smiling with 2 strippers
Photo 3: Chow dancing with a stripper
Photo 4: Phil on top of me feeding me a lollipop with his mouth as I'm laying on the table
Photo 5: All of us with Chow and a exotic stripper
Photo 6: Phil trying to steal Chow's purse
Photo 7: Jade stripping to Stu
Photo 8: Jade stripping to Stu as I'm stripping to Phil on the pole
Photo 9: A stripper giving Phil a lap dance
Photo 10: Me pulling the stripper off of Phil as Phil was laughing
Photo 11: Then Phil and I making out as I'm on top of him
Photo 12: Me giving Phil a lap dance as Alan sat beside him watching intently
Photo 13: A big boobed stripper giving Alan a lap dance but Alan ignoring her
Photo 14: Jade and Stu about to kiss
Photo 15: Stu giving Jade a piggy back ride as she does the peace sign
Photo 16: Stu yanking his tooth out with pliers as Jade watched worried
Photo 17: Stu still trying to yank his tooth out as all of us watched worried
Photo 18: Stu with his tooth pulled out smiling with a very bloody mouth with Jade worried
Photo 19: Stu and Alan smiling as blood is dripping down Stu's mouth, Jade worried
Photo 20: Doug putting his thumb up as he's laying on newspaper dispensers
Photo 21: A very wasted Alan putting his head on a parking meter
Photo 23: Stu chugging a bottle of whisky
Photo 24: Stu then puking the whisky he just chugged
Photo 25: Doug holding a rifle as Alan was arresting a hooker as I was making out with Phil on top of the police car
Photo 26: Alan playing slots with an old lady
Photo 27: Alan posing with signs while holding the rifle
Photo 28: All of us playing craps with Chow at the Bellagio and cheering
Photo 29: Chow hugging Alan smiling so hard
Photo 30: Chow kissing Alan on the cheek right before he threw the dice
Photo 31: Alan passed out on a craps table
Photo 32: All of us laughing our heads off in the limo with hookers as all of us wore feather boas with our cocktails
Photo 33: Phil laughing while smoking a bong as Stu, a hooker and I laughing
Photo 34: 2 girls kissing Alan on either side of his cheeks
Photo 35: Doug trying to get me off of Phil as I was kissing his neck, Phil enjoying it
Photo 36: A male stripper giving me a lap dance
Photo 37: Both Phil and Doug pulling the stripper off of me
Photo 38: Stu pist at something while hanging out with Carrot Top
Photo 39: All of us drinking and laughing with Carrot Top
Photo 40: Alan and Stu watching Carrot Top smoke a joint
Photo 41: Phil showing me how to smoke a joint (I didn't know how to)
Photo 42: Alan getting a stomach piercing as we all watch
Photo 43: Alan in pain holding Phil's hand as the guy but the needle in, Phil, Stu and I watch intently and Doug was disgusted covering his eyes
Photo 44: All of us smiling for the picture showing Alan's piercing
Photo 45: Alan's stomach piercing
Photo 46: Phil, who was holding my waist, Doug, Stu and I all holding up our drinks laughing and smiling with 2 old men
Photo 47: Stu poking one of the old men
Photo 48: Phil holding back Stu from fighting with the old man
Photo 49: Stu punching the other old guy
Photo 50: Alan posing in the water fountain in Caesars Palace
Photo 51: Alan swimming in the water fountain
Photo 52: Alan standing soaking wet in the water fountain
Photo 53: Stu and Alan on either side of the hospital bed laughing so hard as Phil lays there unconscious
Photo 54: Stu placing a water bottle under the blanket making it seem like Phil has a boner, Alan and Stu laughing
Photo 55: Me making out with Phil massaging the water bottle looking like I'm massaging Phil's boner
Photo 56: Phil awake in the the hospital bed as I give him a lap dance, Phil smirking while his hands on my ass
Photo 57: Phil drinking a beer laughing so hard siting up on the hospital bed as I was chugging a bottle of beer and Alan and Stu laughing so hard
Photo 58: Chow hugging a hooker while on top of his SUV
Photo 59: Doug passed out on his mattress that's on the roof
Photo 60: Alan acting like he's humping the passed out Doug from behind
Photo 61: Me slapping Alan on the head for doing that to Doug
Photo 62: Mike Tyson sleeping with a white girl
Photo 63: Phil, Stu and I trying not to laugh while making actions to the sleeping Mike and girl
Photo 64: Doug riding the tiger
Photo 65: The tiger hugging Alan
Photo 66: The tiger in the backseat of the police car while Stu and Doug drinking leaning on the car and Phil holding me by the waist as we both look at the tiger
Photo 67: An old lady giving Alan a blowjob in the elevator
Photo 68: Phil who has me against the elevator wall with my legs around him as he attacks my neck, you could tell that I was moaning
Photo 69: All of the guys holding me with their blue suites at the Best Little Chapel all of us smiling
Photo 70: All of the guys holding Jade with their blue suits at the Best Little Chapel all of them smiling again
Photo 71: Stu giving Jade a piggy back ride as she shows of her ring and Phil holding me bridal style as I show off my ring at Best Little Chapel
Photo 72: Stu and Alan hugging on the floor as I was making out with Phil in the background, his hand sliding up my dress at Best Little Chapel
Photo 73: All of us in a line hugging each other by the shoulders posing and smiling for the picture at Best Little Chapel, it went Alan, Doug, Stu, Jade, Me and lastly Phil
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And that's a wrap guys! Thanks for sticking and reading to the end! I really hope you all enjoyed the story! I had so much fun during the process and I'm definitely going to be making other books! Thanks for everything guys!