5. Theseus Scamander
- Username: TheRealScamander
- Picture:
- 'Perks of' Series
— in which Theseus tries to persuade his viewers to be more open
— despite being a Ministry man, he can still find the time to post these weekly
— Perks of being a Muggle feat. Jacob
• "You've got smartphones that'll send a message over in a second! What have you got?"
• "Um...owls."
— Perks of being Friends with a Legilimens feat. Queenie
— Perks of being an Auror feat. Tina
• "Top secret, there's a room in the Ministry that has beds and all sorts of tea."
• "MACUSA has spa just a floor below the holding cells."
• "What?"
• "Yeah."
• "I'm jealous."
• "Join MACUSA! They don't mess up as bad as Britain!"
— Perks of being with Leta feat. Leta
• "Just because her last name is Lestrange, doesn't make her bad. Look at her. She lets me poke her face!"
• "How is it possible to love and hate you at the same time?"
— Perks of Magical Creatures feat. Newt
— Perks of Taking a Day Off
• "I know we're all busy people but sometimes it's good to take a break. Unwind, catch up with friends, or be like me. I'm going to sleep for 24 hours and if anyone wakes me, I'll murder them. That includes you, Newt."
- Weekly Vlogs
— 7. Chilling with Leta feat. Leta
• "Grow up, Theseus!"
• "Never! You love me like that."
• "Unfortunately I do."
—16. Bros Day Out feat. Newt
— 37. Newt's First Diagon Alley Visit (Archives)
• "Hello! Fresh out of Hogwarts, but this one's fresh in! We're going to Ollivanders to get his wand, cheer up Newt! It's not scary."
• "What if I break something? What if none of the wands want me?"
• "There will, be if there isn't, I'll personally make one for you."
— 51. Quidditch Season's Here!
— 55. WE FINALLY CONVINCED NEWT TO COME FOR DINNER feat. Leta and Newt
• "After the 205th attempt-"
• "I think it's the 208th."
• "Right you are, Leta. We've managed to convince Newt for dinner!"
• "You still lost the bet, Theseus!"
• "Don't worry love, I'll pay later!"
— 68. Babysitting feat. Pickett
• "Somehow, this fellow's climbed onto me and I can't seem to find Newt anywhere. Guess I'll be stuck with you for a while. It's gonna be fun."
- Most Popular Series: 10 Reasons
— On his friends' or family's birthday, he uploads special videos dedicated to them
— 10 Reasons to Love Newt
• "He's too fragile to handle, he needs protection at all cost, if you ever see him-"
• "Theseus, give it a rest!"
• "He's sensitive too, how do you expect him to survive out there?!"
— 10 Reasons to Love Leta
• "Merlin, where do I start? She's funny, brave, and the most resilient person I've ever met."
• one hundred reasons later
• "Sorry, I think I might have overshot there."
— 10 Reasons to Love Tina feat. Newt
• "She treats my brother right. I've never seen my brother so into someone before. Newt! Hey! When did you get in here?"
• "Sorry, are you filming?"
• "Yeah but I think you would love this. It's 10 reasons to love Tina."
• "Tina? She's amazing, loving, brilliant mind..."
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6. Leta Lestrange
- Username: TheStrangeLeStrange
- Picture:
— for some reason, many believe that this is a fan account and not the real Leta
— even her close friends don't know, except for Theseus who found out by accident one day
• "You have YouTube?!"
• "Surprise?"
— she doesn't post Vlogs because she's a private person who prefers not to expose her life, anyway, for those craving Leta content, they have the others' channels to go to
- Music Edits
— she's really good at remixing, mostly putting her moods and emotions into it
— Outcasted
— Flight of the Thunderbird
— Raven Vibes
- Funny Moments Series
— picks out the funniest scenes from her friends' videos for viewers' convenience
— Funny Moments: Jacob! (Part 1)
• "No, no, no, no, no, no, Newt, I said- NO NEWT STOP!"
— Funny Moments: Theseus! (Part 7)
• "Woah! Check out the view! Looks like a long way down from- OH *bleep* WHERE'S MY WAND?! ARRESTO MOMENTO!"
• "I told you so."
— Funny Moments: Newt! (Part 3)
• "That's the call."
• "Seriously?"
• "You want to impress Leta, don't you?"
• "Newt, I don't want to wake the neighbours with your Erumpent call!"
- Most Popular Series: Singing
— edits out her friends' Vlogs to create awesome songs
— Creature Rap ft. Newt
• "That's a niffler, he's a bugger, but he's really useful and a good hugger."
— Sleep ft. Theseus
• "I may be an auror but sleep is good, don't wake me in the next 24 hours or I'll be your murderer in a hood."
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7. Credence Barebone
- Username: Unknown
- Picture:
- Retracing My Steps Series
— currently travelling the world with his best friend Nagini in search of his family
— Quest 1: The Journey Begins
• "Hello. I'm Credence. Not really I'm not. I don't know who I am. So stick with me as I wander aimlessly about the globe and hopefully, you'll find out what my name is before you die."
— Quest 3: Leaving New York
— Quest 5: Paris in the Rain
• "You've probably noticed that I've used a song name. It sounded happier than I expected."
— Quest 9: Circus
• "WE'RE RUNNING AWAY BECAUSE IT'S A CIRCUS. OH, BY THE WAY THIS IS NAGINI, I'M KIDNAPPING HER AND SHE DOESN'T MIND. NAGINI SAY HI!"
• "Hi?"
— Quest 11: Pitstop for Croissants
— Quest 12: Crackpot
• "We met a guy and he claims I'm a Dumbledore. HA. Like I'm that stupid to believe."
• "Credence, ignore him."
• "HA. I'm following him."
- Daily Advice Series
— ten second clips on advice Credence seems worthy to share
— 3: Obscurus are lonely beings.
• "Give them a hug when you see them."
• points at self
— 8: Maledictus are friendly.
• "If anyone hates on Nagini, fight me."
• "Credence, you don't have to-"
• "FIGHT ME."
— 15: Never Turn Down a Newt
• "They're nice."
— 27: Pack a broom
• "Beats walking. My legs are tired."
— 42: Don't Poke a Snake
• "NAGINI NO! IT'S ME, CREDENCE! I'M SORRY! Oh you're just snuggling me. That's fine. Continue."
— 60: Find a Good Stranger
• "I remember once this woman helped me with my adopted mother. I wish I could thank her."
- Most Viewed Video
— Livestream: To Go or Not To Go
— he's debating whether to leave Paris with the crackpot that claimed knew who he was
— Nagini is trying to convince him to stay, they could travel elsewhere to find his origins
— the stream lasted 12 hours
— everyone is commenting to help him decide
• "No! Don't listen to him."
• "Credence, take the risk! What have you got to lose?"
• "He has his life to lose, goddammit!"
• "And Nagini!"
• "Credence! You're alive??"
— he was very fickle-minded, going between each decision every ten minutes
— about 1000 people were watching, only 200 were helping him decide
• "Honestly, I'm just here to watch Credence's final moments if it is his final moments :( "
— no one knows what his final decision was because his daily advice series was not uploaded the next two days
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8. Percival Graves
- Username: Percival-Graves
- Picture:
— only one video
- What Really Happened in New York
— over 1 million views
— posted a week after MACUSA found him
— it was a livestream, about 50,000 people were watching all over the world, viewers mostly concentrated in America
— he was trapped in a box chucked away in the attic in his own house
— took 5 days to recover and as soon as he did, created this account solely for the purpose of telling his story
— he's sitting in his bedroom, wearing a singlet, it's the most casual, informal setting ever
— he tells the tale from beginning to end, taking 20 minutes, and being very dramatic
• "There I was, sitting at my desk, enjoying a cup of coffee as I read on about the attacks, when suddenly, the lights flickered. I heard footsteps, so I lit my wand. Lumos. And then, in front of my face: GRINDELWALD."
— starts throwing in his opinion on the ministry for their incapability to notice any differences between the imposter and him
• "It's the auror training. They don't take it seriously. If I were there, I would have identified that that wasn't me! Abernathy that *bleep* couldn't tell, I'm highly disappointed in him. When I get back to work..."
• "Can't believe they needed a British kid to finally realise it wasn't me. Tina's lucky."
— he wrapped up the video, making it 45 minutes long, and promised that MACUSA will be improved once he returned