1. Newt Scamander
- Username: NewtScamander
- Picture:
- Weekly videos on magical creatures
— Occamy Care 101
— How to Train your Crup
— Kelpie Handling feat. Bunty
• "I don't know why so many comments have been asking me to take my shirt off, does it not look good? I'll wear a better shirt next time, I promise."
— Baby Nifflers! (The Series)
- Monthly Vlogs
— Dec 2015: Movie Night with The Gang feat. Tina, Jacob and Queenie
• "There's three of us vlogging which seems mildly absurd to me."
• "So why don't you stop and snog Tina?"
• "I heard that, Jacob."
— Jun 2016: Best Man to My Brother's Wedding! feat. Theseus and Leta
— April 2017: Taking the Niffler to Diagon Alley (not the best idea)
• "Merlin's Beard! I'm never doing this again."
— July 2018: Why I Haven't Been Active
- Occasional videos involving his friends (and of course, creatures)
— Rating Jacob's Cooking feat. Jacob and Dougal
— How Much Do You Know about Mooncalves feat. Queenie
— Hogwarts Memories feat. Leta
— Which School is Better? feat. Tina
• "So to conclude, Hogwarts is the better choice to send your child to."
• "I don't care what you say, Newt, I'm sending my kid to Ilvermorny."
• "Okay, our child will go to Ilvermorny."
• "What?"
• "What?"
— Erumpent Dance (on popular demand) feat. Theseus
• "Because Theseus' wedding is next month, I thought I would teach him a few ways to get Leta's attention."
• "Oh my god, Newton, I can't believe you dragged me here at 3am to do this."
- Travel Vlogs
— he's actually really good at editing
— Brazil Bizarre
— Arizona Adventures feat. Frank!
— Peculiar Paris feat. Tina
• "Tomorrow we're visiting the Eiffel Tower, Tina wants to go, hopefully something good happens. Cross your fingers."
- Most Viewed Video
— August 2018, nothing to do with creatures
— Newt plays the piano, Jacob is recording
— full on concentration until he finishes playing
— tries to turn around but ends up knocking down the score sheet
• "Tina, your eyes are like fire in water, in dark water, and I've only ever seen that in..."
— Newt can't finish his sentence, so Jacob closes in on the score sheet to show its title: Salamander Eyes
— Jacob shows Newt's face again, and Newt has an awkward smile on
• "I've got something to tell you," he manages to say, "Meet me tonight in the case."
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2. Tina Goldstein
— no account because she doesn't know what videos to post, and her friends feature her a lot already so the world has seen enough of her face
— she's not really tech-savvy
— that's what everyone thinks
— well, she really doesn't post any videos and she only follows Newt
— that's how she always knows what he posts
• "Tina, I've uploaded the Baby Nifflers video with you in it!"
• "Huh? Oh yeah, I watched it already."
• "You have? But I just uploaded it."
• "Uh...you know the Internet, it's fast."
- Username: ThatSalamander
- Picture:
- she's had this account for 4 years and no one suspects a thing
• "Tina, there's this follower that likes all my videos one second after I've uploaded them, it's like they know when I do it."
• "They really like you, huh?"
• "No! No, maybe, I don't know. Huge fan? They never commented on anything though. Hey look! They have a salamander's eye as a profile picture."
• "Well, it's the Internet. Power of anonymity."
• "But I feel like I know them. Don't you feel like they're a smidge familiar?"
• "Nope."
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3. Jacob Kowalski
- Username: BakerJacob
- Picture:
- Almost Daily Vlogs (2-3 days)
— 02/03/14: Day Out with Queenie ft. Queenie
— 27/05/15: Night Out with Queenie ft. Queenie
• "Back home! Lovely evening, can't wait to get some sleep."
• "Good quality sleep, honey."
• "Mm right. Good night!"
— 17/12/15: Up All Night Challenge!! ft. Newt, Tina and Queenie
• "Newt, stop vlogging, I am!"
• "Queenie's vlogging too!"
• "This is why I don't need an account."
— 10/08/16: BEST DAY OF MY LIFE ft. Queenie
— 23/01/17: VISIT JACOB'S BAKERY ft. Queenie and a promotion code ;)
- Weekly Cooking and Baking Tutorials and Reviews
— HOW TO: Bake a Cookie
— REVIEW: Perfect Pie ft. Queenie
• "I haven't even started but wow, if smell had a look then this pie smells like gold."
• "Honey you slay me!"
— HOW TO: Impress a Guy with a Cake ft. Tina
— HOW TO: Prevent a Disaster ft. Newt
• "Basically, Newt doesn't belong in the kitchen."
• "I think I did a fairly decent job on the-"
• "No, just...don't. Leave the cooking to Tina, yeah?"
• "Okay..."
— HOW TO: Make a Strudel ft. Queenie
— REVIEW: Theseus can cook?! ft. Theseus
• "We've got a special guest today, and it's a Scamander! Now to find out if Scamanders really can't cook."
• "Oh you'll be surprised, Kowalski!"
- Without Magic Series
— in which Jacob forces his friends to do things the muggle way
— Episode 1: What is Electricity? ft. Newt
• "So you just plug it in and turn it on."
• "Could you repeat that but slower?"
— Episode 2: Washing Machines ft. Tina
• "Throw the clothes in and-"
• "Like this?"
• "Wow you're a natural!"
— Episode 3: Photograph ft. Queenie
• "They don't move?"
• "Yeah, they capture the moment perfectly."
• "They're amazing, honey!"
- Most Viewed Video
— I'M MARRYING QUEENIE!!!!!!
— simple vlog about his wedding day
— Newt helped edit it, Leta edited the music
— but the heartfelt message at the end was the one that killed everyone emotionally
• "You don't need to enchant me because I'm already enchanted."
— because he was so happy, he gave away a promotion code where customers could buy his limited edition baked goods at $1
• "There's many others out there but only one Queenie, so I'm dedicating this masterpiece to her."
— it remained the most viewed video until 3 years later, in which "DADDY BUSINESS" took over
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4. Queenie Goldstein
- Username: OfficialQG
- Picture:
- Occasional Sponsored Videos on Beauty Products
— RECOMMENDED: Sleekeazy's Hair Potion
— RECOMMENDED: Delacour Skin Care ft. Jacob
• "Woah, really makes your hair all silver and stuff."
• "They're enchanted to make you Veela-like, you see."
• "Veela what now?"
• "They're beings that- no Jacob! Not your beard!"
- Weekly Vlogs (not as frequent as Jacob)
— Week 5: Girls' Day Out! ft. Tina and Leta
• "Wonder how the boys are doing..."
• "Don't worry, Teen! I'm sure they'll be fine! Newt isn't that stupid!"
• "Stop reading my mind."
— Week 23: Lazy Days
— Week 34: Netflix and Chill with The Gang! ft. Newt, Tina and Jacob
• "Newt and Jacob's vlogging, so to add to the mayhem, I'm going to vlog too!"
— Week 50: Chaos!!! ft. Jacob
• "Honey, the Nifflers are out again!"
• "Don't worry baby, I'll get them! You handle Dougal!"
• "I can't find him! Oh, Newt's going to kill us."
• "It's his fault he left the creatures to us!"
— Week 72: Coffee with My Future In-Law ft. Theseus
- Monthly Music Videos
— Sneak Peak: Bowtruckle Christmas
— Secret Keeper (Official MV)
— Behind the Scenes: I'll Send a Bludger at You ft. Theseus and Leta
• "Just because I played beater in school doesn't mean I have to."
• "Give it a rest, Theseus! Leta's not complaining now, is she?"
• "Nope, do it for the glory and hit me, love."
— Lumos (Official MV)
• "This video is dedicated to Percival Graves, MACUSA are still searching for him, please raise your wands in hopes that he'll be found safe and alive."
— Ilvermorny School Song! ft. Tina
- Most Viewed Video
— Don't tell Jacob ;)
— she planned a huge surprise for Jacob just before her wedding day
— it was a song she wrote for their wedding, and she's going to perform it
— the song's called 'Burnt Bread'
— it told the story of how Jacob proposed to Queenie which involved a smoking oven, ash all over their faces and burnt bread
— she put together a montage with the help of Newt, who offered his expertise, and Tina, who compiled the photos
— it wasn't uploaded till after the wedding so they could capture Jacob's reaction which involved a lot of tears and kissing
— also if you stay till the end of the credits, you'll catch a peak of behind the scenes footage with Newt and Tina, which the couple forgot to delete