[Avengers] Irondad & Spiderso...

By Realt0me

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D I S C L A I M E R + A N
so we had this idea
training the youngerlings
swearing
(w-what- hes not my kid)
can i pet your puppy
blood type
hes not my son
i was talking to peter
my head hurts
(nobody loves me)
fathers day
(murder)
twitter
cau you read
vine refrences
chicken strips
i cant find it
(peter and shuri)
we are billionares do need-
(wet water)
peter just met shuri
(dad jokes)
but can you-
irondad
ironman ironman does wha-
the fandom meeting of avengers and guardians
big mood
peter and shuri
ha spiderson
[[its wednesday my dudes]]
two hundred precent
so-no i mean sun.
irondad
jokes on you
(furry)
street name
sleepover
friendship bracelet
science project
(netflix)
irondad n' spiderson
fathers day
hi home
(you are a hazard to society)
sticky notes
das
(he tried to kill me)
(wonder where he got that from)
ctrl alt delete
its too cute
crisis
cloths
(clint and natasha)
russian
the swear jar
shes terrifying
you savages
two four six eight
outdated
(two truths and a lie)
chillin in a hottub
(we need a distraction)
nine-one-one
planet
lightsabers
roadwork ahead
mmm whatcha say
PETER's FANART SPIDER SUIT
i dont wana go
their thoughts during the car scene
playlist
buzzfeed
noone is safe
(tidepod challenge)
LEAKED IMAGES YOU GUYS
whatever im not your dad
irondad
(with his foot stuck in the chair)
because he could get hurt
to bros...
(the lookalike contest)
backflips plus irodad
[[whats one plus one]]
gun shot
i have a dark side
peter isnt my son
(the bubble)
im not scared
adults trying to be relatable
who ate my leftover pizza
peter let me see what you have
he read fanfiction
FAR FROM HOME TRAILER
ceiling
im sorry no not that one
mc donalds
babysitting bucky
(theres a spider)
i still think you are awesome
[[did you just meow at me]]
theres a snake in my school
the tooth fairy
love you too
and then i called him dad
good news first please
whats so intresting on your phone
its ok i got this
(its not just any sticker)
i shot him in zee legs
i will do alot of things but
calls peter son once in public
the floor is lava
(literally every kid and their parents)
karen created the biggest meme of 2018
a hit or a miss
you know you can die from that right
if all the spiders work together
hey spidey boy
[[a b c d e f g gummy bears are chasing me]]
dont do it dont do it
mr stark what are you doing
then just kill more
do everything natasha does
uncle clint
this is a trap
guys look i trained him
(mama spider teaching the little spider)
what if people had food names
casually letting a spider crawl up his arm
peter introducing peter to memes
mr stark mr stark
do you remember when we killed squidward
no peter just some loki and deadpool
why do i keep you around
(ginger dip)
AN- but every1 skipps these
and i drive like it
not you your an angel
is it your blood
what really happens
oooooooh a juice box
[[turn that frown upside down]]
(you drank what now)
well they do hate eachother anyway
not funny but this is cute
noice
theres been a terrible misunderstanding
how long was i really gone
theres only one thing worse than dying
how peter really stops crimes
[[shoot for the moon]]
the burn (ENDGAME NO SPOILERS)
(natasha and clint) centric
peter and loki centric
(peter, bucky, and sam) centric
human slime
bold of you to assume
your dad, you mean which dad
ya think pete would like a giant stuffed animal
tony the father figure
ENDGAME RANT (SPOILERS)
so we made a compromise
peter renaming everything
peter got to you didnt he
what are you ohh nevermind
i fell asleep on the ceiling
ned and peters friendship
he has selected the bees
to establish dominance
bless you
(ah a spider)
high peter
only if you die
puts salt in coffee and gives it to pete
do i run those slow gramps over
im having a baby
mr stark im not a baby
im going to play a song about my life
area 51 and carol
i feel sad
i want you to be better
reverse uno card
(trying not to cry)
spiderman fanclub
lifting up to ten tons
the peter card
ironman costume + #savespidey
we have your son
was your homework hard
rough day
luv u 2 mom
he stabbed me but in a cool way
the peter door
bed time
(i stubbed my toe)
well ya its a puddle
eveyone partner up
and ima go out with a bang

natasha can speak so many languages

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