You were inside of the kitchen making a sandwich, things were going fine, then meggy came in.
Meggy: Hey, (Y/N).
(Y/N): Hey meggy. What's up?
Meggy: Well, i want to learn how to cook, but everyone i've asked to teach me has kind of backfired.
(Y/N): What do you mean?
Meggy: Ummm...
(Flashback)
SMG4: Not to be offensive, but you are dangerous within a kitchen meggy, so no.
Bowser: After what you did at bob's mansion? HELL NO!
Fishy: Sorry meggy, but you're not trustworthy in a kitchen.
Peach: Instant no.
(Present time)
Meggy: Even mario didn't help!
(Y/N): You know what? I'll help you, but we're gonna start off with some basics.
Meggy: Ok, then.
You got a knife out, and showed meggy how to use a knife properly.
Meggy: Alright, like this?
(Y/N): A bit harder, don't be gentle with it!
Meggy suddenly threw the bread in the air and started cutting it rapidly, just like mario taught her back in new years eve.
(Y/N): Nice!
Meggy: Step 2?
(Y/N): Now we get the other ingredients, common sandwich recipe is meat with a bunch of vegetables.
Meggy went over to the refrigerator and got a few ingredients out,
(Y/N): Ah crap, looks like we have no butter. Ah well.
Meggy put all of the ingredients onto the counter.
(Y/N): Now we need to do the same thing as before-
Meggy: Already done it.
The veg was already cut up and was on the sandwich.
(Y/N): Cool! Now we gotta cook the meat, it's not gonna taste nice raw.
Meggy: Oh no, we gotta use an oven, haven't we?
(Y/N): Yup.
Meggy sighed quietly, she knew this could go one way, or another.
Meggy got a tray out and put the meat on it, and then put it in the oven.
(Y/N): Good, now we need to leave it to cook for a while.
Meggy: May as well do something else in the meantime.
(Y/N): Go fish?
Meggy: Ok, then!
(Outside...)
B0b: I hAvE aN iDeA...aNd It'S gOiNg To Be HiLaRIoUs!
Bob had a box of megaphones, and you probably know where this is going already.
(Back with you)
(Y/N): Got any kings?
Meggy: Ah, carp.
Meggy gave you her kings, another set.
(Y/N): Not too lucky today, meggy?
Meggy: I guess not.
However, they got to addicted into their game, and they completely forgot about the meat that was cooking the in oven, which started to smoke.
A few minutes later, you started to smell something.
(Y/N): What is that smell?
You then realized.
(Y/N): OH SHIT! WE FORGOT ABOUT THE MEAT!
You and meggy ran into the kitchen, and the oven was on fire.
Meggy: Oh no! What are we gonna do?
(Outside, again)
B0b: TiMe To Go CrAzY, mEgGy.
Bob had connected all of the megaphones into one giant line, he turned them all on, and licked his lips. (If he even has any, lol.)
Bob then shouted 'PAINT' into the megaphones, the sound waves sent him flying backwards.
B0b: Ah, My AsS!
The sound waves broke the glass, and meggy let the noise repeat in her head multiple times.
Meggy: Did...did someone say...
(Y/N): What's the matter, meggy?
Meggy: PAINT!?
Meggy then got out a various amount of weapons and started to completely paint the entire castle in orange ink, she was going absolutely crazy.
(Y/N): MEGGY, STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Meggy: I CAN'T STOP! MY OWN BODY IS CONTROLLING ITSELF!
The orange ink inside of the kitchen caught fire, and now it was turning into hell.
B0b: LoOkS lIkE mY wOrK iS dOnE.
Bob packed up his megaphones and went home.
After a while of shouting and screaming, meggy finally calmed down.
Meggy: Phew...i'm glad that's over.
Peach: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!
Peach then smelt fire coming from below.
Peach: SHIT! THERE'S A FIRE! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!
Meggy: I would do it myself, but the woomy brigade is still on a hiatus until we can legally own a firetruck.
(Y/N): Wait, you're a firefighter?
Meggy: Like i said...we're on a hiatus.
Mario suddenly came in with F.L.U.D.D, and started clearing out all the fire, meggy hid behind you, obviously not wanting to get hit by the liquid.
After a while, all the fire was cleared out, and mario cheered.
Mario: How'd this even happen peach?
Peach gave a death stare towards meggy, she was shivering.
Peach: Get. out.
Meggy: What?
Peach: You aren't allowed to stay here anymore. Get back to that bikini bottom ripoff of yours.
You got angry, and stood in front of meggy.
(Y/N): Hey, this wasn't her fault! Stop shouting at her!
Peach: NOT HER FAULT!? LOOK WHAT SHE DID! THIS IS GOING TO COST SO MUCH TO REPAIR!
(Y/N): Shut up.
Peach: Well, you are getting out of here meggy, pack your stuff and go.
Meggy let a few tears go down her cheek.
(Y/N): OH, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
Peach: I HONESTLY DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS!
(Y/N): You know what? I ain't staying here anymore, i'm moving in with meggy.
Meggy: -Sniff- Huh?
(Y/N): You must be so lonely living on your own in inkopolis, so i'm moving in, plus i've had enough of all this bad treatment you're getting.
Meggy hugged you tightly.
Meggy: T-thanks.
Peach: FINE THEN! GET OUT OF HERE, THE BOTH OF YOU!
You and meggy went down the stairs, but before you left you went to peach and kicked her across the face, sending her flying across the room.
(Y/N): FUCK YOU!
You went back to meggy, who was still in tears.
(Y/N): Hey, don't cry.
Meggy: Let's go, i don't want to see that so called 'princess' any more.
You went down into the basement and jumped into the pipe.
Meggy: Alright, -Sniff- here we are.
You held meggy's hand, you both smiled, and walked around inkopolis until you got to meggy's apartment.
You sat on the couch, and meggy leaned on you.
(Y/N): You're so cute.
Meggy: Heh heh, thanks.
You both shared a kiss, it lasted for quite a while.
Meggy: Thanks for being there for me.
(Y/N): I'll always be there for you meggy.
(Meanwhile in the mushroom kingdom)
Mario: You were way too hard on her, peach.
Peach: Well, she deserved it.
Mario: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! YOU MADE HER CRY! AND NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF!?
Peach: I honestly don't care.
SMG4: I have to agree with mario on this one peach. You were WAY too harsh.
Peach: I don't care what any of you think.
Mario: Actually, you know what peach? Fuck you. I don't care if bowser kidnaps you anymore. I actually hate you, you annoying bitch. You think you're above us all because you're a princess who demands everything, but wrong. You are just a selfish bitch in reality.
Everyone was shocked at mario's words.
Mario: I'm going. I need some time to myself. See ya glitchy.
Mario left the castle, and SMG4 stood there in shock.
Peach: ...
SMG4: I'm gonna go to my room, i need a break from all of that.
Damn, this was a strong chapter, it's been a while since i did one of these, but i hope you all enjoyed it! See ya later!