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Because life is still a beach. Accounts of the author's failed attempts at interpersonal interaction, part de... More

Lovescream (intro kuno)
Everything is a Copy: The Fine Line Between Replication and Duplication
Yeah, you're so wild. You and everyone else!
Slow Animals
Money Can't Buy Me Charisma (Welcome to Hell!)
God makes man and this is the devil's finishing touches.
iWant2Believe: When Pigs Fly (no, 'di mo pwede isakay 'yung baboy sa helicopter)
Lip Service: Strawberry Jam + Pineapple Juice, feat. Lusaw na Tsokolate
I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)
Primordial Soup for the Soul
Soldier, Conman, Artist, Lover
Zoonomia
β˜… No parking dito, gago! (selfie muna sa Jollibee while you wait)
Soy un Dorito: Vegan police and remapping the human soul.
Bittersweet Migraine: Dumplings at Kangkong ang Susi sa Tagumpay
AAALIEEENNN!!!
β˜… I'm a landmine filming my own fake death: Going on a feel... field trip
From Kiss to Kisses
Run to the Hills, Run for Your Lives! (Fun Run edition)
Lay Off the Paint Chips: Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam
Last Night, a DJ Saved My Life. (get me outta here)
Things Destroyed While You Wait. (Going on a feel trip's bonus content.)
Here's Johnny!
Forever in debt to your priceless advice: Diamonds are forever...
Planet Xerox, or "Everything's broken, everyone's pissed off"
Ang Babae sa CR ng Starbucks
Second Sem, or How I Learned to Stop Living and Love the Bomb
Math vs. Unprettier: Somewhere along the way...
Holler, Hell-er! (Welcome to Hell, Part 2)
I Hope Your Fish is a Piranha in Disguise (Should've Called PETA Up on Your Ass)
Aristotle, Harambe, and Tit Hairs
Going to the Arcade! (Unprettier Becomes a Gamer Ghorl)
Sabi nga ni Lil Peep at Selena Gomez, I'm "Falling Down!"

gusto ko lang talaga mag-update dahil halloween ngayon (shit galing sa drafts)

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By Unprettier

Napagtanto ko lang... bakit naiinis ang mga tao sa mga mahilig umingles outside the workplace/school kung mas kumportable lang naman talaga sila kapag nagsasalita sila in English kaysa Filipino? Masama ba 'yun? Dulot ba iyon ng inggit, o galit sa stereotypical conyo image: maarte, social climber, maarte? Alam kong naiingit ako sa mga inglisero minsan dahil hirap na hirap ako magsalita in English when I'm in public. So zees is tha...-*BRAIN FART.*-Ano ulit sa Ingles 'yung salitang 'yun?-BAKIT ANG HIRAP I-PRONOUNCE NG TH?!?!?!? Tapos magmumukha lang akong tanga sa harap ng teacher ko.

I'll assume na ang "conyo" na kinagagalitan ng tao ay 'yung peeps who think that speaking in English will make them go a step up the pyramid of social hierarchy. Kaso, paano na 'yung mga taong hirap lang talagang magsalita in Filipino o 'yung mga sinanay na agad magsalita ng Ingles at an early age? Do they deserve to be called "conyo?" Sa palagay ko, hindi; kaso nangyayari 'yan minsan, eh. I play the English-Tagalog switcheroo too dahil ganoon tumakbo ang utak ko and shit. Nakakabanas? Sorry, ganyan talaga. Baka na-associate na sa mga social-climbing... umm... people ang mga taong trip ang pagsasalita sa wikang Ingles. Mayroong flair of vanity siguro.

I reckon, kailangang umpisahan ang pagturo ng tama at unbiased concepts sa tao habang bata pa sila. Bad parenting and bad education ang nag-e-embed sa utak nung bata ng mga prejudice like "Ew, dahil hindi ako *insert adjective here* tulad niya, kailangan ko siyang pandirihan." Wala pa naman talagang solid identity ang mga bata in their early years, eh. Is everybody politically correct until they are pushed to become the opposite? Wala pa naman talaga silang alam kundi "Dog poop bad, Gerber good!"

(Paano 'yung matatandang ganito pa rin mag-isip? Sa totoo lang, wala naman talaga akong ibang maisip na solusyon diyan kundi Ludovico technique... but then again, hindi ako reliable pagdating sa mga bagay na ganito.)

P.S. Happy Halloween! It's Britney, witch!


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