It was all quiet in inkopolis, you were hanging out with meggy, until something on the TV popped up.
News reporter: Good morning everyone, the mushroom kingdom has a slight problem on it's hands.
(Y/N): I bet it's just some crime.
News reporter: A recolored mario has been going around, hurting people and has been screaming out 'I need memes.'
Meggy: SMG4?
News reporter: More information will be delivered shortly. It is best to avoid the maniac.
The news turned off, and it went back to the original program came back on.
(Y/N): I guess we should investigate.
You and meggy went outside, and went into the pipe, when you arrived in the basement, luigi was there, crying his eyes out.
Meggy: Luigi? What's the problem?
Luigi: I don't wanna die...
(Y/N): Why are you down here?
Luigi: As you may of heard, SMG4 is currently on a rampage, because he hasn't had a daily dose of memes for a day.
Meggy: Seriously? And i thought mario was bad when it came to spaghetti.
Luigi: SMG4 attacked me, i had to run down here into the basement, so i think i'm safe.
(Y/N): We'll head upstairs.
You walked up the stairs, and you saw that the windows had been boarded up, and mario was there, holding a gun.
Mario: OH SHIT! INTRUDERS!
Meggy: MARIO! It's just us!
Mario: Oh...sorry meggy.
(Y/N): I see that you fortified the place.
Toad: SMG4 went MENTAL! I went past his room and i heard him scream! He came charging out and started attacking everyone! I don't know what happened to luigi either!
Meggy: He's down in the basement hiding. I don't blame him, this situation sounds serious.
Bowser: It is.
You turned around, and saw that bowser had both his arms and legs broken.
(Y/N): Owch! What the hell happened bowser?
Bowser: I tried to stop him, it was a bad idea.
Meggy: We'll go sort this out.
Mario: Just be careful you two.
(Y/N): We will be.
Mario pressed a button, which lifted a metal gate blocking the door. You and meggy walked out.
Meggy: My guess is that he is in-
Guy: DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
(Y/N): Who the hell are you?
Guy: HE'S COMING! HURRY AND SAVE YOURSELVES!
The random guy ran away, and then the ground started to shake.
Meggy: Why does the ground always have to shake when a intense moment like this happens?
(Y/N): What do you expect? It's the magical world of SMG4. (Fourth wall breaker. Lol)
SMG4: WHERE ARE MY MEMES?!
Meggy: Uh oh.
SMG4 marched over the mountain with an axe.
SMG4: I THINK I SEE SOME MEMES!
(Y/N): OPEN THE DOOR!
You and meggy knocked on the door rapidly, while SMG4 slowly approached you.
SMG4: I need to smell the memes...i need to eat the memes...
Mario: FUK-A-YOU!
Mario broke open a window and shot SMG4, making him fly backwards.
Mario: TOAD! OPEN THE DOOR!
The metal gate opened again, you and meggy ran in, while the metal gate closed.
Toad: And i thought i was psychotic when i ate candy...
SMG4 started bashing into the doors.
(Y/N): OH JESUS CHRIST!
SMG4: I'MA GONNA GET YOU!
Toad: THAT AIN'T GONNA HOLD! RUN EVERYONE!
You began running, and SMG4 broke the metal gate open.
SMG4: OH HELLO THERE!
Everyone began shooting at SMG4, he dodged all the bullets.
Mario: SHET!
SMG4: NOW, IF YOU EXCUSE ME MY PRECIOUS MEMES...I NEED TO KILL YOU!
(Meanwhile in another room)
Tari had woken up, there was a lot of noise coming from outside.
Tari: Ugh...don't they know that a gamer needs their beauty sleep?
She opened the door, and saw total chaos unfolding.
Tari: HUH!? What's going on?!
(Y/N): RUN TARI!
SMG4: I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!
SMG4 aimed a rocket launcher at tari.
Tari: AH!
SMG4 fired it, and meggy saved her.
Meggy: That was close!
Tari: Thanks...
Toad: NO TIME! LET'S GO BEFORE HE KILLS US!
Everyone began running, tari looked back at SMG4.
Mario: DON'T LOOK BACK! WE GOTTA KEEP GOING!
You all followed mario, but he decided to lead you to the garden, which was a dead end.
Mario: Oops!
Toad: YOU IDIOT!
SMG4: GUYS, I JUST WANT TO SAY HELLO!
SMG4 blocked the door.
Meggy: We're trapped!
???: NOT SO FAST, SMG4!
Infinite landed in front of you.
Mario: Infinite?
Infinite: FEEL THE WRATH OF MY PET!
A small yellow bunny came from behind infinite, everyone realized what was gonna happen.
Infinite: GET HIM, MR.EDGE!
Rabbit: CHOCOLATE!
The rabbit jumped at SMG4, causing him to scream in panic.
SMG4: GET THE FUCK OFF YOU YELLOW TURD!
You and meggy jumped at SMG4, you knocked him over and pinned him to the floor.
SMG4: LET ME GO! I'M THE MEME GOD!
Tari: Wait...i have an idea.
Tari went over to SMG4, kneeled down and kissed him on the lips. Everyone went 'awww' apart from toad.
SMG4: -Oh jeez, what happened?-
SMG4 then saw tari kissing him, he closed his eyes and kissed back.
Tari had a massive blush on her face, they pulled away from the kiss.
SMG4: Tari? What happened?
(Y/N): We'll explain later, but now we gotta repair all this damage.
SMG4: HOLY SHIT! THE RABBIT IS BACK! KILL IT!
Mario: WAIT! I know we've had some history with this thing, but it seems...more friendly than before.
Rabbit: I love you.
Meggy and tari: Awww!
Infinite: Well, come on mr.edge, let's go and have a rap battle with some people.
Infinite and the rabbit left the castle.
SMG4: Well, as long as that thing doesn't go mental again, then i'm fine with that rabbit living with us.
Meggy: Says you. You tried to kill us! What even caused this?
SMG4: I actually don't know. My computer hasn't worked for a day!
(Y/N): I'll look at it.
You went upstairs and went into SMG4's room, you looked under the table, the plug wasn't connected into the socket.
(Y/N): Are you fucking kidding me?
You plugged the plug in, and the computer turned on.
SMG4: YAY!
Meggy: Are you joking SMG4? SERIOUSLY?
SMG4: What? Please don't bully me!
You looked at meggy, you both got an evil smirk on your face.
SMG4: What's that look for? Guys?
A little while later, you had tied SMG4 up and had forced him to watch memes being destroyed.
SMG4: YOU GUYS ARE CRUEL! PLEASE STOP THIS TORTURE!
(Y/N): High five?
Meggy: Yeah!
You and meggy high fived eachother.
Mario: Well, you deserve it, SMG4.
SMG4: FAK YOU!
You left the room, you and meggy listened to SMG4's screams of terror, you both rolled on the floor laughing.
(This is something you may all be asking, but do i ship SMG4 and tari? Yes i do!)
Anyways, see you all later!