i changed wonwoo's major into painting, just a heads up!!
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Groupchat: GAY PANIC! (4)
lilboo: yall??
freshmanblues: im speechless,,
screeee: he took the bullet w/o knowing who it rlly was
screeee: the absolute fucking madlad
junhuwui: wonwooie is upset ono
junhuwui: should i tell him?
lilboo: NO HYUNG DONT
lilboo: he'll hate you!! do you want him to hate you?
junhuwui: no..
screeee: we'll tell him one day hyung
screeee: rn its our lil secret
junhuwui: okay ono
freshmanblues: its gone too far hyungs,,
freshmanblues: wonu hyung just added us in a new gc
freshmanblues: we should come clean to him
wonowo added 11 people in the groupchat.
wonowo named the groupchat Dorm 17 without Jeonghan.
wonowo: to whomever the fuck took the cookies
wonowo: better say "thank you, Wonwoo"
wonowo: fuck you by the way, Jeonghan took my x-box for a week like I'm a motherfucking 12 year old.
wonowo: "not mad" my fucking ass.
wonowo: you all a whole stupid if you really believe I'd steal cookies from Cruella Deville.
soonshine: cRUELLA DEVIDLDNJD
soonshine renamed Dorm 17 without Jeonghan to Dorm 17 without Cruella Deville.
ljhwoozi: perfect
catguy: why did you make this gc wonwoo?
thiccass: han doesnt like getting excluded in chats
wonowo: @catguy @thiccass you tell Jeonghan and Jihoon will come for you
ljhwoozi: word
mingsalt: biTch ive been wanting a gc without that nosey brick
soonshine: shoulda removed cheol and joshua hyung then
thiccass: remove us and we telling han
soonshine: see theyre snitches
sunshineseok: snitches get stitches !!
catguy: dw hannie has been called to a group meeting so we good
gyupermodel: i dont rlly think its u won hyung
gyupermodel: cuz i know if u want cookies that bad ull ask me to make u a couple batches
wonowo: exactly.
wonowo: which one of you assholes did it?
wonowo: I'm not mad, just tell me the truth.
catguy: thats literally what hannie said
catguy: you a big mad or nah
wonowo: what do you think?
catguy:
lilboo: can we change the chatname? its too obvious
screeee: gotchu
screeee renamed Dorm 17 without Cruella Deville to WONWOO KHALIFA.
mingsalt: HIT OR MISS
screeee: I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH
catguy: GOT A BOYFRIEND
soonshine: I GUESS HE DOESNT KISS YA!
ljhwoozi: FUCK HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
sunshineseok: ive never seen jihoonie this happy eversince we got together 😮
soonshine: tehre are tears jfndjdnd
wonowo: how many times do I have to say this?
wonowo: IM NOT A CAMBOY CAN YOU ALL LET ME LIVE
ljhwoozi: no this shit's fun
junhuwui: plus i dont think wonwoo has a bf tho
wonowo: I don't.
lilboo: not yet
mingsalt: not yet ;)
junhuwui: ??????
wonowo: ignore them, Junhui, they're just talking nonsense.
junhuwui: okii uwu
wonowo added lilboo and mingsalt to a groupchat.
wonowo named the groupchat STFU.
wonowo: can you two not?
lilboo: oh so i was right??
mingsalt: bitch ur so obvious
mingsalt: u like jun dont u
wonowo: What the hell are you talking about?
lilboo: you know the moment we all met up the first time i saw heart eyes from you
lilboo: plus its like you guys have your own lil world
mingsalt: seungkwan just so u know wonu is blushing so hard rn lmfao
lilboo: !!!!
mingsalt: stop throwing cheeeballs at me i dont want gyu giving us another sermon abt cleanliness
lilboo: another?
mingsalt: yepperz
mingsalt: wonwhore here made a mess with his paint last sem and i had to sit thru gyu losing his marbles
mingsalt: tis why won's side of the room is covered in newspapers all the time
lilboo: good god being an art major sounds like it sucks ass
mingsalt: it does seungkwan
mingsalt: i major in photography and i fucking loathe my blockmates who think taking sky pics are exhibit worthy
lilboo: yikes
wonowo: shut up, Minghao.
wonowo: being an art major isn't that bad.
wonowo: and okay so maybe I'm crushing a little.
wonowo: but can you guys stop implying it a lot? It'll go away soon.
wonowo: I don't think Junhui likes me that way.
lilboo: you never know hyung
lilboo: jun hyungs a bit...... dense
mingsalt: i can confirm that
mingsalt: he once thought that if u cut off a finger itll grow back like a starfish
lilboo: kdjsksmsks
lilboo: does the finger grow another jun hyung?
mingsalt: thats what he believed idek how his brain works
wonowo: he has a unique way of thinking.
mingsalt: mhm and im jackie chan
wonowo: shut
wonowo: still, I just need a way to stop myself from falling further. This isn't good.
lilboo: hyung its not wrong to have a crush ykn
wonowo: I know that, but I don't want to ruin this too early.
mingsalt: just dont do anything dumb
wonowo: do I look like I'll do something dumb?
mingsalt: yeah i mean ngl u rlly were a camboy bfore
lilboo: WAIT WHAT
wonowo: YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING MINGHAO WHAT THE FUCK
mingsalt: oops
wonowo: watch me burn your fav coat
mingsalt: watch me ruin your overwatch rank
wonowo: fuck you
mingsalt: no thx
lilboo: does jihoon hyung know?? he teases you lots
wonowo: no but dont tell anyone Seungkwan or I will unleash hell on you.
lilboo: i wont!!
lilboo: just wanna know whats your camboy alias and which site
mingsalt: its babyfox on camster
mingsalt: hes somewhat popular, being a pan twink in harajuku shit n all w pink dildos up his butthole
wonowo: SHUT UP MINGHAO
lilboo: noted 😇
lilboo: why did u do shows hyung?
wonowo: being an art major is fucking expensive.
lilboo: fair point
mingsalt: im surprised the other crackheads havent recognized him tbh
lilboo: or ig they dont go to camsites
mingsalt: maybe,, only gyu and i know since we've been roommates and friends for 8 years now
lilboo: wow you guys go way back
wonowo: they're a pain in the ass.
mingsalt: sure know a lot abt that rite
wonowo: I swear to God, Hao.
lilboo:
mingsalt:
mingsalt: all camboy things aside
mingsalt: i hope u dont do anything ull regret hyung
wonowo: I won't.
Groupchat: WONWOO KHALIFA (12)
catguy: if it isnt wonwoo then who is it?
ljhwoozi: does it even matter
thiccass: it does a lot
thiccass: to han i mean
ljhwoozi: well most of us dont give a flying shit abt his cookies
ljhwoozi: i bet they aint even good
screeee: nah theyre delicious as fuck bro
catguy: ... and you know that because?
lilboo: VERNON YOU HEADASS
screeee:
freshmanblues: and we're doomed
thiccass: its you three?
lilboo: in our defense the cookie smell invaded our room and we went to eat them
catguy: @wonowo we found the culprits
ljhwoozi: the freshmen squad are snakes, noted
catguy: is jun included in this?
junhuwui: they gave me 3 cookies (っ˘ڡ˘ς)
wonowo: Seungkwan, I trusted you.
liboo: hyung if youre smart you wont do us dirty 😇
wonowo: fuck
wonowo: this is your fault, Minghao.
mingsalt: bruh
ljhwoozi: is there smthing else kwan knows that we dont know??
wonowo: nothing. He knows nothing.
ljhwoozi: sounds fake but alright
gyupermodel: im also out of the loop
mingsalt: fill u in later gyu
gyupermodel: thanks best friend~
thiccass: wonwoo, do you want me to talk to hannie?
wonowo: nah, it's chill. It's not like I have a promised ranked match anyways. :)
lilboo:
thing 1, thing 2 and the cat in the hat (3)
thiccass: do you really have to take wonwoo's xbox?
hanniera: he has to learn a lesson cheollie.
hanniera: nobody steals my cookies and gets away with it.
thiccass: youre so petty
hanniera: i dont do petty, i do pretty (:
catguy: facts
thiccass: 😑