Spiderman Oneshots (Completed)

By TheRandomPenguin

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Sorry I couldn't get to most of the requests. More

Before You Begin
Hibernation (Part 1)
Anniversary
Girls
Random Chapter
Hold up--
Hibernation (Part 2)
Venom (Part 1)
Mr. Stark?
Loser
Spiderson
Why Today?
Pranks
Alternate Reality
Replaced (Part 1)
Hibernation (USM)
Death (USM)
Replaced (Part 2)
Free Time
Hanging Out
Some will think of this as a treat while others will hate this
Pumpkin
Unnecessary Attack
A Normal Day
Japanese Snacks
Dying
Villain
New Years
Conversations
Therapist
Replaced (Part 3)
This Is The Chapter To Place Your Requests
Sensory Overload (USM)
4k
Comfort
Venom (Part 2)
A New Friend
This Is Why We Don't Lie
Body Switch (Part 1)
Cupid Shuffle
Peter Was Perfect
Harley and Peter
Memories (USM) (Part 1)
The Sky
Bloodshed (Part 1)
Black Girls
Bread
Heartbreak (Part 1)
Be prepared
Hibernation (Part 3)
The Bad Man
A Confusing Recruitment
Movie
My McDonald's Dream
Replaced (Part 4)
It's up.
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 1)
Gym
Replaced (Part 5)
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 2)
That One Time Tony Stark Called Me
Cow Stds
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 3)
The Weirdest Fight in History
Why?
Oh Snap
Into the Spiderverse (Pt.1)
Deep
Wtf even is this
Bloodshed (Part 2)
Article 13
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 4)
Replaced (Part 6)
Body Switch (Part 2)
Brother
Behind Peter's Door
Another New Friend
Isolation (Part 1)
Afterlife
I'm in a mood (A/N)
Endgame (A/N)
Henry
Hair Shops
Replaced (Part 7)
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 5)
Replaced (Part 8)
Girls (Part 2)
Replaced (Part 9)
Body Switch (Part 3)
ANNOUNCEMENT
The Coverup
Replaced (Part 10)
Poop
Replaced (Part 11)
Replaced (Part 11) [BAD END]
Isolation (Part 2)
Body Switch (Part 4)
Bloodshed (Part 3)
Whoopsie
Snacc (+Darius)
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 6)
Falling, Sinking, Drowning
Alternate Reality (Part 2)
Memories (USM) (Part 2)
You Had Your Chance
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 7)
Bloopers and Cut Scenes
Stupid Shots
Dora
Isolation (Part 3)
The Staff Adventures
Bloodshed (Part 4)
Mentor (Part 1)
This Is A Trailer
Trailer #2
Superpowers
Trailer #3
Reclaimed (Part 1)
The Staff Adventures (Episode 2)
Blooper and Cut Scenes (Part 2)
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 8)
Reclaimed (Part 2)
Isolation (Part 4)
The Staff Adventures (Episode 3)
Reclaimed (Part 3)
Reclaimed (Part 4)
Isolation (Part 5)
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 9)
Plagiarism
The Musical Kidnapping
Reclaimed (Part 5)
The Staff Adventures (Episode 4)
Isolation (Part 5)
Reclaimed (Part 6)
Into The Spiderverse (Pt. 2)
Body Switch (Part 5)
Reclaimed (Part 7)
Isolation (Part 6)
The Staff Adventures (Part 5)
Body Switch (Part 6)
Queen
Reclaimed (Part 8)
A Lesson On Why One Should Never Plagiarize
Reclaimed (Part 9)
Guitar
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 10)
Penis?
Date
The Box
Webs
Body Switch (Part 7)
Longer (USM)
Flying
Faster
Mentor (Part 2)
Reclaimed (Part 10)
A/N: URGENT PLEASE READ
Drip
It's Meet To Great You (Part 1)
The Staff Adventures (Episode 6)
Normal
A Stab For Science
Hey Michelle
Venom (Part 3)
Stressed (USM)
Menace
Bloodshed (Part 5)
Reclaimed (Part 11)
Spider Mama
Doppelganger (Part 1)
Boom (USM)
Proposal
Reclaimed (Part 12)
Body Switch (Part 8)
Peter's Vacation Day (Part 1)
It's Meet To Great You (Part 2)
Doppelganger (Part 2)
Reclaimed (Part 13)
Sick (USM)
Memories (USM) (Part 3)
You Webbed Up My Heart
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 11)
Suck
Mentor (Part 3)
Bloopers and Cut Scenes (Part 3)
Hydra's Ideal Hero (USM)
We'll Be Okay
The Sculpture and The Flame
Into The Spiderverse (Pt. 3)
Giraffe Tits
Discord Hours
The Journey Home (Part 1)
Go Get 'Em
Body Switch (Part 9)
Heartbreak (Part 2)
The End
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
John Doe
REPLACED (come look at this before i beat your asses)

Spider Spray

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By TheRandomPenguin

Peter was doing his homework in the common room, just minding his own buisness. All of a sudden, a giant spider fell from the roof onto Peter's book. Peter screamed bloody murder and ran to go get some spray. When he ran back, the spider wasn't on the book anymore, so Peter told Friday to lock all the doors to the common room and he sprayed the entire room. While he was spraying he started coughing violently, but he continued spraying anyway. Eventually, the spray fell out of his hands and he dropped to the floor, unconscious.

----

The Avengers had out gotten back from their recent mission, all of them eager to see their little friend again. All of them had grown fond of the boy and his childish antics. They were about to walk into the common room, only to be surprised that it was locked. "Friday, unlock the door." Tony requested of his AI, who gladly obliged. All of them froze upon seeing Peter on the floor, unmoving. Tony rushed to Peter's side. He shook him, attempting to wake him up. "Get up, Peter!" Tony yelled in a blind panic.

"I'll go set up the med bay!" Bruce yelled and rushed off. Wanda ran over and attempted to look in Peter's mind.

"I see...a spider?" Wanda told them in her rich Slovakian accent.

"I mean, he is Spiderman." Tony shrugged and quickly remembered that the team didn't know that. "Wait shit--"

"Peter is Spiderman?!" Clint exclaimed. Natasha shrugged.

"You guys didn't know that? It's pretty obvious." Natasha rolled her eyes.

"I THREW AN AIRPLANE TERMINAL ON HIM!" Steve suddenly broke out of his shocked state. "I AM A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING!" He burst into tears.

"Calm down, Capsicle." Tony rolled his eyes. "He forgave you. You know Pete, he's got a big heart."

"The biggest." Bucky smiled. Pepper walked in, and froze when she saw Peter.

"ANTOHNY EDWARD STARK!" Pepper yelled. All of the Avengers accept Tony ran out of the room. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!"

"Pepper, baby!" Tony nervously chuckled. "I didn't do this, I swear! He was already like this!"

"That is somehow worse." She spat. "Does anyone in this tower have a lick of sense?! Get him to the med bay!"

"Well Bruce--"

"GET HIM TO THE MED BAY!" She roared. Tony picked Peter up and rushed to the med bay.

Time Skip, Time Skip, does whatever a time skip does.

Peter's eyes blinked open as he surveyed his surroundings. He looked to his right and jumped back when he saw all of the Avengers asleep next to him. Natasha was asleep on Clint's leg,  Clint was asleep with his hand on Sam's head, Sam had his leg hung over Vision's, Vision was asleep with his arm around Wanda, Wanda was asleep next to Bruce, Bruce was asleep upside down somehow with his foot in Steve's face, Steve was asleep with a hand holding Tony's, and finally Tony was asleep on the chair next to Peter, his head resting on the bed. Peter giggled and went back to sleep, right after asking Friday to take a photo.

A/N:

Not proud of this but oh well!

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