Lisa: Hello, 911? Yes I just stepped on my cat, Charles's, foot and I need to be taken to jail.
911: Miss, we've talked about this before.
Lisa: Please, just take me away.
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Amy: I tried to catch fog yesterday.
Dani: Please, no.
Amy: I mist.
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Christina: L is for the way you look at me
Katherine: O is for the only one I see
Lisa: V is very very extraordinary
Dani: egg.
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Lauren: I never know what to say at funerals.
Katherine: Just say "I'm sorry for your loss." Then move on.
Lauren: [At a funeral] I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.
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Christina: I won't be impressed by technology.
Christina: At least not until I can actually download food.