DannyTheMuffin: ...'just friends' lmaooooo
Ladybug!: dont remind me...
Rin: what happened?
DannyTheMuffin: she is so obvious that she has a crush on this one guy that even I CAN TELL!
Pie: holy shit
Pie: sammy, the world is ending again
Moose: ha ha.
DannyTheMuffin: ANYWAYS! She flippin kissed him, AND HE STILL HAS NO FRIKKIN IDEA
AlyaAAA: IKR!!!! 😂😂😂
AdrianCHATMROW: Wow... the guy really sounds stupid! Who is he?
Ladybug!: very stupid. But very cute. I don't know what to do. Im so done. With everything
DannyTheMuffin: ladybug.exe has stopped working
SammyTheGoth: Tucker. Peter. You showed him memes again... didnt you?
Peter-Man: Yes... 😞 i'm sorry...
SammyTheGoth: you're okay, you're also an innocent cinnamon roll. Tucker, however, is going to die
Tucker_LadiesMan: I CAN REALLY FEEL THE LOVE YOU GUYS HAVE FOR ME! 'MaKe TuCKeR sUpErViSe DaNNy wHiLe hE cOoKs' 'mAkE tUcKeR pEt SiT dAnNys EvIL pEts' 'tUckEr YoU cAn BaBySiT dJ wHiLe heS sIcK cAnT yOu? He WOnT SNEEZ ECTOPLASM ALL OVER YOUR FRIKKIN FACE!!!!!!!!!
DannyTheMuffin: Tucker.exe has shut down
DannyTheMuffin: love you bro
Tucker_LadiesMan: aw, love you to bro
TonyPepperoni: I hate children
Peter-Man: :(
TonyPepperoni: Annoying children. You're not annoying, pete
Peter-Man: :D
DannyTheMuffin: NaTaShA! TOnYs bUlLyiNg mEEE
Nat: 🍕🔜💀
TonyPepperoni: now that's just unfair.
DannyTheMuffin: muahahahaaaa
DashTheMan: he just did an evil laugh irl
DashTheMan: it was so creepy
DashTheMan: and why is he so good at it
DashTheMan: I fear for my life
BeautifulPaulina: OOOOOOHOHOOO WHY'RE YOU WITH HIM OOOHOHOOO
DannyTheMuffin: because we're all over at Sammys house...
SammyTheGoth: why'd you tell her!
BeautifulPaulina: 😞 :'(
DashTheMan: she'd just assume we were... nevermind... i give up...
ClintCAWCAW: does she ship you guys or something? LoLLL
KwanKwanKWAN: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?? UNDER A ROCK?? YES!!!
DannyTheMuffin: if you lived under a rock wouldn't you be DEAD
DannyTheMuffin: have I been living under a rock..
StarLight: go to sleep
NinOhNO: I aM cOnFuSiOn
Rin: you get used to it! Don't worry!
AlyaAAA: who're you?
Rin: half demon
AlyaAAA: cool!
Rin: :D
DannyTheMuffin: SPOONS ARE BOWLS WITH STICKS ATTACHED TO THEM
DannyTheMuffin: I'M SHOOKETH
GoshdarnitElizabeth!: how much sleep are you getting?
DannyTheMuffin: so little that I don't even know what sleep is
SammyTheGoth: Alright, Tuck! Time to start putting melatonin in his food again! We've been slacking and he's acting crazy
Ladybug!: you put sleep medicine into his food?
StarLight: trust me. It's needed. You want to keep living, right?
ImmaBirthMothaFuckah: what is going on
Tucker_LadiesMan: wEiRd tHiNgs StArT hApPenIng aT oNe AM
Rin: It's not even 1 AM where i'm at tho
DannyTheMuffin: awhawahwa yOu SpILlED LIpStIcK iN mY vAlEnTiNo WHiTE bAG-
StarLight: the vine references are upon us...
Jazzy: he just jumped out the fucking window
Jazzy: apparently there was a spider
SamnyTheGoth: it was my favorite window too
SammyTheGoth: now the area where the spider was is on fire
Jazzy: i'm not even gonna move
Lancer: I'm looking forward to retirement
DannyTheMuffin: ThE sPiDeR hAs bEeN eLimInAtEd
Peter-Man: NUUUUU
DannyTheMuffin: not you
DannyTheMuffin: an evil Spider.
Peter-Man: :D
DannyTheMuffin: I wAnTeD tO bE a CoW bOy BabY
Thor: This is quite amusing! But Loki doesn't think so...
Loki: this whole thing is absurd
DannyTheMuffin: FITE ME BISH
Loki: how dare you challenge me! Mortal! I shall have you know that I am Loki! God of mischief!
DannyTheMuffin: I'm jake from state farm. Would you like a pair of khakis?
Loki: what??
DannyTheMuffin: BiTCh I hOpE tHe fUcK yOu Do yOu'd bE a
LilMikeyDaBest: ...
StarLight: oh thank god, he's finally asleep
Jazzy: while halfway in a wall
Tucker_LadiesMan: ItS fInALlY nOt MEeE
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.....
I dunno either man...
I wrote the first half earlier today (er... yesterday i guess) then I decided to write the rest at One AM
We ALl kNoW wHaT hApPeNs aT oNe AM
Anyways...
Another chapter is up on my new book 'Frozen Memories' if you wanna check it out
It's a DP x ROTG (rise of the guardians) crossover...
I'm very tired
So good day