Monika and Chara have a power discussion
Number 1 :
Heal : Done.
*traps Chara and Monika in room together*
Chara : You know, I played your game. I'm getting a distinct sense of deja vu.
Monika : Heal, you....!
Monika : Well uh, I can delete people and restart games.
Chara : I can control Frisk, basically.
Heal : (Sorry, haven't done a genocide, I don't know much about Chara's powers)
Monika : Well, compare and contrast?
Chara : I'm not a literature nerd.
Monika : What the fuck does that have to do with literature?!
Chara : That's something you learn in Language Arts I believe. Language Arts includes literature.
Monika : HEAL, GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ROOM!
Heal : I'm gonna leave you to work it out. =)
Monika : FUCK Y-
*Heal closes door*
Number 2 : Lancer, kiss Susie
Lancer : E-eh?! O/////O
Heal : Oh looks, there's Susie. Now do it.
Lancer : But-
Heal : JUST DO IT *insert just do it*
*Heal pushes Lancer in front of Susie's path*
Susie : Sup Lancer.
Lancer : I-I...!
Susie : What is it now.
Lancer : *whispers to Heal* she's too tall!
Heal : *whispers back* Height shall not stop love!
*uses almighty author powers to raise Lancer to Susie's level*
Lancer : *kisses Susie*
Susie : ?!
Susie : *kisses back*
Heal : AAAAAAAHHHH OTP!!!!!!
Susie : ??!!!!!!!!!!
Heal : Uh....
*Heal ran away.*
Number 3 : Frans, have a date
Sans : Frisk is dating my brother.
Frisk : Damn it, let that go!
*Sans laughs while Frisk talks*
Frisk : It was ONE time!!
Sans : Alright, alright, Frisky. Let's go.
Frisk : >\\\\\<
*They go out, Heal and all readers hide in a bush watching their date*
Heal : *zookeeper voice* That is a wild Frans ship, I believe it's mating season. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Y/N : Wow!
Heal : *whispers to Y/N* I know, right?!
*Sans and Frisk are talking, but it is inaudible*
Heal : Dammit, I can't hear...
*Heal and readers would inch closer*
*Heal falls out of bush*
Sans : DAMMIT HEAL!
Frisk : U-um, hi readers!
Frisk : *whispers to Sans* They look hungry for fan service. Let's kiss!
Sans : W-wha-
*Frisk kisses Sans*
Heal + readers : *all die of shippingness*
Frans : Whoops.
Number 4 : Undyne, kiss Alphys
Undyne : I-it's not like I wanted to kiss her!
Undyne : ....
Undyne : YOU KNOW WHAT
Undyne : SCREW IT
Undyne : WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY
Undyne: WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE?!
Undyne : NGGGGGGGAAAAAHHHH!!!!
*Undyne still screams in background as she bluers and Heal steps in*
Heal : Uh sorry. Here's the actual thing.
*Heal has disappeared*
Undyne : Fine. Let's get this over with quick.
*Undyne picks up Alphys*
Alphys : A-are you s-stuffing me in a tr-tr-trash can a-again?
Undyne : *kisses Alphys*
*Alphys turns completely red*
*Alphys falls over*
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Number 5 : Ralsei and Kris go on a date
*Dating Start! plays*
Ralsei : Um, I guess we're going on a date!
Kris : *clicks no*
Ralsei : U-um!
Heal : *resets to Kris' last save and moves Kris' hand toward the "Yes" button*
Kris : *resists and clicks no*
Heal :
(Obviously do not own that)
Heal :
(Also do not own that)
Kris : *clicks yes*
Ralsei : Okay! I'm ready!
*Kris and Ralsei date but Heal is too lazy to add any details*
Number 6 : Chara, kiss Asriel
Asriel : Um, well....
Chara : *kisses Asriel*
Chara : Bai.
*Chara leaves*
Asriel : O//////O ?!
*Asriel is in shock*
Heal : See you all later! BOII!